Author Archives: Denise

Unknown's avatar

About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31: Day of the Dead

Synced with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “This is a great big 14 mile tombstone! With an epitaph on it that nobody gonna bother to read.” Story: The dead are up and about. Where’ya gonna go to keep safe? … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31 | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

#31in31: Flavorwire’s Creepiest Houses in Literature

Okay, so the title is really “20 of the Creepiest Haunted Houses, Castles, and Mansions in Literature“.  But Sarah Seltzer has nailed it, from quaint homes with a sinister secret to full blown mansions with full-blown ghosts, they’re here and … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31 | Tagged , | Leave a comment

#31in31 – Zombeavers

Synched with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “This doesn’t make any goddamn sense!” Story: Zombie. Beavers. In the Woods. People stumble on them. Hilarity ensues. Scares: Not really, unless you’re new to this genre. Splat factor: From scene one … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31 | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Man Crates: What’s in YOUR horror movie survival kit?

So many ways to get stuff over to your humble abode. From groceries to geekery, maple syrup to movies.  But what about getting you out of a rough spot?  Well, I’ve just found out about Man Crates, “The Most Awesome Gifts in … Continue reading

Posted in General Mayhem | Leave a comment

Trailerwatch: “Freaks of Nature” red band trailer – vampires vs. zombies?

“At this point fuck it, right?” Vampire vs. Zombies.  Sounds a lot like Max Brooks’ The Extinction Parade comic book series, or Bobby Crosby’s Last Blood webcomic,  to me. But with a horror/comedy twist.  And also, aliens.  Too much?  You … Continue reading

Posted in Movie News, Trailers | Tagged , | Leave a comment

#31in31: Crimson Peak

Story: Edith Cushing (heh), a young woman with dreams of being a ghost story writer, suddenly falls in love with a dashing but mysterious man. When she moves from the USA to the UK to be with him, things slowly … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31, Movie Reviews | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

#31in31 – The Babadook

Synched with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “Happy Birthday, sweetheart.” Story: A woman who lost her husband the day her son was born tries to move on with her life.  She’s failing.  But perhaps reading her son a bedtime … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31 | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Our Brand is Crisis!

Awards Season Onslaught continues!  Today, I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Our Brand is Crisis.  It’s a film based on the award-winning 2005 documentary of the same name.  You’ve seen the trailer, right?  Very cool blend of … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged | 1 Comment

#31in31 – Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

“What did we learn? “NEVER GET OUT OF THE TRUCK!” Story: Aww, shooting stars in the Australian sky. So pretty. Hey, where’d these zombies come from? And why is that creepy scientist “looking for a cure” just as scary? Scares: … Continue reading

Posted in 31 in 31 | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Jem and the Holograms!

Jem!  If your left hand just shot up into the air, you’re either an 80s kid (yayz) or you have excellent retro taste.  As with all things cool and retro, there’s a film version of this beloved animated series. And … Continue reading

Posted in Free Screenings | Tagged | Leave a comment