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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31: Re-Animator

Synced with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “You’ll never get credit for my discovery; who’s gonna believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” Story: Hooray — got into med school!  Oh no; I’ve got Herbert West … Continue reading

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#31in31: Dark Was the Night

“You notice the cell service is down?” Story: Welcome to Maiden Woods! Population 243…and steadily declining. Maybe because loggers are creeping into something else’s turf. That something is pissed, and hungry. And of course there’s a bad storm a’coming. Scares: … Continue reading

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Empire UK has “Suicide Squad” Joker as coverboy for Halloween

Happy Halloween Week, everyone!  And to celebrate, Empire UK has delivered the goods on the #1 bad boy everyone’s talking about.  No, I’m not talking about the various debates, twitter wars or troll-of-the-week.  I’m talking about the Joker from Suicide … Continue reading

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#31in31: Late Phases

“This place is great. New units opening up all the time.” Story: A blind Vietnam vet moves into a secluded, woodsy retirement neighborhood. When his neighbors die from “animal attacks” during the full moon? He may be blind but he’s … Continue reading

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#31in31 – Nightbreed: The Director’s Cut

“What’s below, remains below.” Story: A guy picked the wrong shrink to tell his troubles to. Before you know it  guy is dead…but he’d been to see the monsters of Midian. Now he’s one of the Nightbreed. But his killer … Continue reading

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ROE Giveaway: Rock the Kasbah!

UPDATE: ALL ROE PASSES HAVE BEEN GIVEN OUT. CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS, AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALL WHO ENTERED! Free screenings are awesome, amirite? But you know what’s even awesomer?  Getting to see a movie for free when … Continue reading

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31 in 31 – A Place of One’s Own

“I’ll be hanged if I’ll be dictated to by a woman who’s been dead for 40 years! “ Story: Downton Abbey meets Insidious. A young woman takes a position as a companion to an elderly woman who has just bought … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Burnt!

Bradley Cooper is one bad motha-chef’er.  At least he is in Burnt, where he plays a high-caliber cook that has been spiraling near the drain of late.  But why should I blather — synopsis! Chef Adam Jones (Bradley Cooper) had … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!

Stoked.  STOKED.  Read the book, looking forward to seeing it up on the big screen.  I’m also a huge Pride and Prejudice fan anyway (COLIN FIRTH FTW…oh yeah, the novel too), so adding zombies to the mix is a hoot.  … Continue reading

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#31in31: The Last Witch Hunter

What?  It’s in theaters.  And FWIW, this would be hella cool “on the Blu-Ray” Story: Centuries ago, a guy named Kaulder kicked the Witch Queen’s ass.  But maybe not as thoroughly as he thought.  Luckily, she cursed him with immortality, … Continue reading

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