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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Birdman

Actually, the title is Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance, just so you know.  But Michael Keaton as an actor who played a superhero!  Meta much?  Yeah, this sounds cool.  BIRDMAN or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance TRAILER: http://www.foxsearchlight.com/birdman/Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cockneys vs Zombies

Story:  A group of pathetically stupid (but hilarious) bank robbers try a heist.  Meanwhile, zombies are popping up around the old folks home.  How are these two disparate groups gonna survive the apocalypse? Scares: A few nice chills and Day … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Sacrament

Story: Remember the Jonestown Massacre? Well, The Sacrament is Eli Roth’s weak attempt to make that tragedy into a horror movie. Scares: Not a one. A decent sense of dread in the beginning, but then it all peters out. Splat … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster

Story: A princess takes a trip to Japan, but her plane blows up.  Later, a woman that looks just like her is on the streets of Japan, warning everyone of upcoming monster invasions.  What’s going on?  Who cares — bring … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Shivers (1975)

Story: A dirty old man murders a beautiful young student.  But the dirty old man is actually a medical professor, and the beautiful young student is actually someone he infected with a parasite that was a combination venereal disease/aphrodisiac.  But … Continue reading

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Movie Review: The Book of Life

Nutshell: I give The Book of Life an A-.  A bouncy, fizzy-fun animated pic about a cool but little-understood (in the USA) Mexican holiday.  Wonderful voice performances and gorgeous animation will please young and old alike, and the songs will … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)…and drinking game!

Story: WWII is over – let’s all relax and get back to regular life! Oh wait; there’s a hooded nutter attacking and killing couples in Texarkana. Eek!  So much for normal. Scares: For a drive-in caliber movie  there’s actually one … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Birth of the Living Dead

Story: These kids head into the woods thinking they’ll have a little fun and make a horror movie.  But then…they do!  And Night of the Living Dead becomes a worldwide sensation and genre classic!  How’d they do that?  Well, let … Continue reading

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Off the Shelf: Neil Gaiman’s The Last Temptation 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition

Nutshell: The Last Temptation is classic Gaiman, and classic Cooper to boot.  The artwork is still breathtaking after 20 years, and the added bits of script, letters and insight are worth the price of admission for fans.  A must for … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Night of the Creeps

Story: Alien turd-snails that turn humans into zombie incubators crash land in the good ol’ US of A. 30 years later, a college rush prank gone wrong releases a frozen, infected host/corpse/former dudebro. Guess what happens next? Scares: None, at … Continue reading

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