Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

In Queue Review – “Frankenstein” (2025)

“Only monsters play God, Baron.” Genre: Exquisitely Recreated Classic Horrors Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: After young Victor Frankenstein’s mother dies in childbirth, he swears he will conquer death. Decades later, he’s kicked out of medical school … Continue reading

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“Nuremberg”

“If we could psychologically define evil we could make sure this never happens again.” [Um. About that…] Story: After the surrender of Germany in WWII, the hunt was on for officers of the Third Reich. As these war criminals were … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t”!

Ready for MORE birthday month freebies? Yeah you are, baybeeeee! Synopsis! The Four Horsemen (Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Isla Fisher) are back — to unite with a new generation of illusionists (Justice Smith, Dominic Sessa, Ariana Greenblatt) for … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “The Running Man”(2025)!

It’s my birthday month y’all! So lemme give you passes for next week! Synopsis! In a near-future society, The Running Man is the top-rated show on television—a deadly competition where contestants, known as Runners, must survive 30 days while being … Continue reading

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#31in31 – ABSTRACT’s “The Horrors of Becoming Lost”

I’d like to say I’m posting this because I’m outrageously lazy, and don’t feel like reviewing anything on this High Holy Day of Halloween. And while that’s partly true? The fact is that this is an absolutely incredible series of … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Practical Magic”

“I’ve got the best news! Sally just came out!” Story: Two sisters grow up in a perfect life, with loving aunts and literal magic. But when they get older, they realize the family curse is no joke. But what’s a … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Monkey”

“WHO’S SMILING NOW, YOU INFERNAL SON OF A WHOOOOOORE???” [God I love Adam Scott.] Story: Twin boys, Bill and Hal, find out that their deadbeat dad has a closet full of “weird stuff” he picked up on his travels. Their … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Elixir”

“Don’t worry about the reason behind all this, what’s important is a solution!” Story: When the head of Wani Waras herbal treatments tries their new elixir on himself, it works. He’s younger! But those side effects will kill you. You, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Slenderman”

“You can’t just give him something you love…” Story: Four teenage girls who should know better, decide to play around with – and completely believe – the Creepypasta Slenderman story. So in this reality, he comes for them. Ooh, spoopy. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (2025)

“Fuck the 4th of July.” Story: Ava comes home to Southport, NC, to celebrate her high school BFF Danica’s engagement. But when Our Gang decides to drive out to a dark road to catch the firework or whatever? Their inability … Continue reading

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