Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

#31in31 – a look at my 2006 review of “Underworld: Evolution”!

Sure, I’m tired and kinda lazy. But I’m seriously gobsmacked that I haven’t shared this one yet. Originally published at Green Man Review. Enjoy? Underworld: EvolutionEver since the first Underworld came out, there has been talk of a sequel. Director … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Regretting You”!

Ready to go to the movies tomorrow night? Synopsis! Based on the bestselling book, REGRETTING YOU introduces audiences to Morgan Grant (Allison Williams) and her daughter Clara (Mckenna Grace) as they explore what’s left behind after a devastating accident reveals … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Phenomena”

“I’m sleepwalking, I must wake up. I’m sleepwalking, I must…” Story: Out in the wilds of “The Swiss Transylvania” (not a real thing), young Jennifer begins life at a boarding school. But the area has had a spate of missing … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Werewolves”

“I really don’t like the name Moonscreen.” Story: A year ago, a supermoon brought more than social media chatter; over a billion people turned into vicious werewolves. Humanity had a year to prepare, and many feel safe. But will there … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Companion”

“Are you robo-shaming?” Story: Iris heads to a “rustic cabin” in the woods with her boyfriend Josh. Two other couples are already there, and a weekend of fun awaits. Or does it? When another woman’s partner sexually attacks Iris, Iris … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Dead Room”

“I don’t feel anything.” Story: Techie Liam, psychic Holly, and skeptic Scott, are sent to a house to investigate possible supernatural issues. What caused the family to run, leaving everything behind? Could it be…SATAN? Oh, you know the drill. Scares: A … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Rounding”

“Man. Something really bad must have happened to you.” Story: James Hayman, a compassionate young medical resident, transfers to a small town hospital from a much larger one after he became too obsessed with the wellbeing of his patient. Now … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Dangerous Animals”

“Aww. How romantic. It’s too bad I’m more of a horror fan.” Story: A couple decides to go on a shark cage expedition, but things take a bloody turn when their guide Tucker feeds one of them to the sharks. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself

“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Good Fortune”!

Got anything going on tomorrow night? Why not hang out with Keanu? Synopsis! In GOOD FORTUNE, a well-meaning but rather inept angel named Gabriel (Keanu Reeves) meddles in the lives of a struggling gig worker (Aziz Ansari) and a wealthy … Continue reading

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