Category Archives: In Horror

“28 Years Later: The Bone Temple” – literally a monument to the horror genre

“Do we help them?” Story: After the events of the last film, Spike is introduced to the Jimmy gang. Let’s see how it goes. Meanwhile, Doc Kelson is trying to find the humanity in good ol’ Samson. Let’s see how … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Hell House LLC: Lineage”

” I thought they took these assholes out.” Genre: Sleep Inducing Sequels Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Something about someone who’s trying to figure out something and The Abbadon Hotel after one of the many bloody oopsie … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Monkey”

“WHO’S SMILING NOW, YOU INFERNAL SON OF A WHOOOOOORE???” [God I love Adam Scott.] Story: Twin boys, Bill and Hal, find out that their deadbeat dad has a closet full of “weird stuff” he picked up on his travels. Their … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Elixir”

“Don’t worry about the reason behind all this, what’s important is a solution!” Story: When the head of Wani Waras herbal treatments tries their new elixir on himself, it works. He’s younger! But those side effects will kill you. You, … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Slenderman”

“You can’t just give him something you love…” Story: Four teenage girls who should know better, decide to play around with – and completely believe – the Creepypasta Slenderman story. So in this reality, he comes for them. Ooh, spoopy. … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Monster Island”

“You will come to realize who your real enemies are.” Story: Saito is a traitor to his comrades in WWII Japan. So he’s put on a Hell Ship, to be executed as an example. Til they arrive though, he’s shackled … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Ravenous” (1999)

“He’s tough. But then a good soldier ought to be.” Story: When Second Lieutenant John Boyd inadvertently becomes a hero during an act of cowardice, he’s shipped off to Fort Spencer, a place for Army screwups. But this ain’t the … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Phenomena”

“I’m sleepwalking, I must wake up. I’m sleepwalking, I must…” Story: Out in the wilds of “The Swiss Transylvania” (not a real thing), young Jennifer begins life at a boarding school. But the area has had a spate of missing … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Werewolves”

“I really don’t like the name Moonscreen.” Story: A year ago, a supermoon brought more than social media chatter; over a billion people turned into vicious werewolves. Humanity had a year to prepare, and many feel safe. But will there … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Grizzly II: Revenge”

“You got the devil bear.” Story: Yellowstone National Park. Beautiful. Deadly? Well, some hunter shoots a baby grizzly cub like a complete asshole. Then shoots momma… But she’s not dead. Hunter, you done messed with the wrong Tawanda. Yeah, her … Continue reading

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