Tag Archives: 2026 films

#31in31 – “Buzzkill” (2026)

“What the hell is this, Drunk Nora?” Story: After the brutal death of her sorority sister Sarah, Nora is thisclose to getting kicked out of Sigma Omega Phi. Because Nora was the only witness, but she was too blotto to … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Weekend at the End of the World”

“You look like Gandalf’s dick.” [Yep. High quality dialogue right here.] Story: Two slackers named Karl and Miles head to a cabin in the middle of the woods to flip that sucker. But after a wild night of drinking and … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Buddy” (2026)

“Kids! It’s okay! I’m not mad! Everybody needs to calm down!” Story: In 1999, Buddy the unicorn is a popular kid’s show. The character that lives in a world filled with kids and anthropomorphic things. But when one of the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Hallowarrior”

“This will be a haunted house, and you can celebrate with me. Please.” Story: After a devastatingly brutal pandemic sweeps the world, Pumpkin hopes for a Halloween miracle; someone to celebrate with. But after four years, her hope that someone … Continue reading →

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“Wicker” – wonderful, literally and figuratively

“It’s easier to believe the bad than the good.” Story: A small village has people with small minds. But the local fisherwoman likes to keep out of village life and gossip, prefering to keep to herself. Though when a wedding … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Buffet Infinity”

“Always looking for ways to serve you better. You’re gonna love the food!” “Are you ready for what’s coming?” Story: Fast food commercials. Aren’t they better than every other commercial? Don’t they make you hungry? Come to Buffet Infinity and … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Crystal Lake Memories”

“Ki ki ki ma ma ma…” Story: Remember that kid that drowned at Camp Crystal Lake? You know, that camp where so many counselors died? Then the killer went to NYC and outer space? Yeah, this is a movie about … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “V/HS Mixtape”

“Well, that’s dumb.” Story: Gwar “hosts” a series of stories that focus on the horror of sound and music. Scares: Creepy rather than scary. Splat Factor: Bodies ripped apart, decapitations, a a whole lot of creative, bloody kills. Subgenre: Found … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Beyond the Gateway”

“Something’s not right in this place.” Story: Four college students try to figure out what’s going on with a strange book left in the office of professor Zandor, who’s gone missing. Meanwhile, the professor’s brother Amos is trying to bring … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Faces of Death” (2026)

“So awful. Nice find!” Story: Margot works for Kino, a social media company, helping to filter out unacceptable content. Employees aren’t allowed to talk about what they’re seeing on the job. Bosses don’t want to alert police because it might … Continue reading →

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