Category Archives: 7 Pieces Of

“The Marksman”

NOTE: I watched this film via a digital screener from the comfort my own home. Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the … Continue reading

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“Wonder Woman 1984” – definitely not 80s DC, probably kinda boring

This one’s gonna be a quick one, because 1) most folks who’ve been wanting to see this probably already hit HBOMAX hard, and 2) I already spent TWO AND A HALF HOURS on this. So I’m not dragging this out. … Continue reading

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“Greenland”

“Hey John, here it comes!” Story: Big comet is headed our way y’all! And Bruce Willis John Cusak Dwayne Johnson Gerard Butler’s John Garrity is doing what he can to save his estranged wife Allison and cute son Nathan from … Continue reading

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“Promising Young Woman” – one incredible film

“You know they put themselves in danger, girls like that.”  Story: Cassie and Nina grew up together. Went to med school together. And dropped out of med school together, after Nina was horribly raped during a party. Years later, Cassie … Continue reading

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“News of the World” – excllent and exhausting

“I guess we both have demons to face, going down this road.”  Story: Captain Jefferson Kyle Kidd goes from town to town in the West, reading the news to people in an engaging style. When he finds a “wild” girl … Continue reading

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“EMMA.” Perfection.

“You are so kind to me, Miss Woodhouse.” Story: Emma Woodhouse lives a perfect life. She’s rich (well, her dad is), beautiful (just ask anyone), and has an incredible talent for matchmaking (just ask her). But being so perfect can … Continue reading

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“The Invisible Man” gave me visible chills

“What did he do to you?” Story: Cecilia is in a really, really bad relationship. But she gets an opportunity to run, and she takes it. Later, while suffering from PTSD, she finds out that her ex-boyfriend/computer optics mogul Adrian … Continue reading

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“Birds of Prey” looks into Harley’s brain – and it’s glittery rainbow chaos

“Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker!” Story: Harley has finally given Puddin’ the ol’ heave-ho (or at least that’s what she’s going with…) But flying solo has it’s drawbacks; everyone she’s upset over the years now knows Mistah … Continue reading

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“The Gentlemen” – Guy Ritchie unloads his trademark moves

“There’s fuckery afoot.” Story: Marijuana honcho Raymond finds a skeevy reporter named Fletcher in the kitchen. So why not listen to Fletcher’s blackmail attempt tale of Raymond’s boss Mickey Pearson, and how the entirety of the English crime world has … Continue reading

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“Underwater” – a mix of genre favorites blended into a story we’ve seen before

“I love Moon Pies!” [ed: who doesn’t?] Story: A deep sea underwater research and drilling facility gets hit with a series of earthquakes that leave only six people alive after the devastation. But wait just a minute…what’s that in the … Continue reading

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