Category Archives: 7 Pieces Of

“Strays” – dogs rule, this film drools

Posted on August 17, 2023 by Denise

“… I want it to be over… I really just want to be home.”[film pulls thoughts out of my head and adds them to the film’s dialogue in real time] Story: Reggie is a Very Good Boi whose human owner … Continue reading →

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“The Last Voyage of the Demeter” – an eerie, effective trip

Posted on August 11, 2023 by Denise

“You would have made a wonderful Captain… Pity we won’t make it to London.” Story: It’s 1897, and the British ship Demeter gears up to sail for London from Romania. As the crew load up their cargo, people start to … Continue reading →

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“Meg 2: The Trench”

Posted on August 8, 2023 by Denise

“I had to save the dog!”[The dog is, in fact, saved. Again. You’re welcome. – eds.] Story: Remember that preggo megalodon from the first film? Me neither, but other than Jason Statham punching a shark, I remember very little else … Continue reading →

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“Talk to Me”

Posted on August 2, 2023 by Denise

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “That was…AMAZING!” … Continue reading →

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“Barbie” – Sparkly, Subversive, and Sublime

Posted on July 21, 2023 by Denise

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “Goodnight Barbie! … Continue reading →

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“Oppenheimer” – scientific genius, cinematic complexity

Posted on July 19, 2023 by Denise

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should begiven recognition and back ends on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “Did you think that if … Continue reading →

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“Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny”

Posted on June 29, 2023 by Denise

“Shoot him! Not me!” Story: It’s 1969, baybeeee! Time for miniskirts, astronauts, and Professor Indiana Jones’ retirement! Yep, the ol’ adventurer is hanging up his hat, to enjoy his golden years. Or something like that. But then Indy’s goddaughter Helena … Continue reading →

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“Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken”

Posted on June 27, 2023 by Denise

“The sea will always need a Kraken. And a Kraken will always answer the call.” Story: Ruby is your typical teenage girl, living in Oceanside, but actually “from Canada”. (WIIIIIIINK) But when junior prom comes around, her parents won’t let … Continue reading →

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“The Blackening”

Posted on June 14, 2023 by Denise

“Happy Juneteenth!” Story: A group of friends gather together for the first time in ten years…in a cabin (actually a pretty sweet house) in the woods. Sounds familiar? Well, this time Our Gang is gathering to celebrate Juneteenth. That’s right; … Continue reading →

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“The Flash” soars above previous DCEU films

Posted on June 12, 2023 by Denise

“For the record, I think this is insane.” Story: It’s been a few years since the Justice League got together and saved Earth from Mother Boxes, Steppenwolf, and muddled storytelling. So now that Barry Allen/The Flash has time to think … Continue reading →

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