Category Archives: Movie Reviews

“The Naked Gun” (2025) – silly fun is back on the menu

“Who’s gonna arrest me, another cop?” (Damn. That’s almost too accurate for laughs.) Story: Lieutenant Frank Drebin Jr. is on a brand new case; a bank robbery that saw the theft of an extremely important Plot Device. So Frank – … Continue reading

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“Jurassic World: Rebirth” – Stupid. Fun.

“Nobody cares about these animals anymore.” [*I* LOVE YOU DOLORES] Story: Seventeen years after a tragic accident that devastated the research island for Jurassic Park, the “Neo-Jurassic Era” has become passé. But as the dinos die out in most areas … Continue reading

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Movie Review – “28 Years Later”

“Run, Jimmy! RUN!” Story: On Lindisfarne Island, Northumberland, a group of survivors of the Rage Virus seem to live as regular an existence as anyone in post-apocalyptic Great Britain can. 12-year-old Spike is set to visit the mainland, in order … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Implosion: The Titanic Sub Disaster”

“Why is ego and arrogance more important than safety? The irony is not lost on me, that titanic sank for exactly the same reason. History repeats itself.” Genre: Disaster Documentaries Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX/Discovery GO Gist: Stockton … Continue reading

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“How to Train Your Dragon” (2025) is live-action done right

“Figure out which side you’re on.” Story: On the isle of Berk, there are tribes from all over the world. Their one connection? They’re the very best at what they do. Which is dragon killing. But when young Hiccup wounds … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Mickey 17”

“Oh, sauce is the true litmus test of civilization!” Genre: Offbeat Sci-Fi Social CritiqueRelease Date: 2025 Where I Watched: HBOMAX Gist: Mickey Barnes is a guy whose whole life seems to have been one bad decision after another. So when … Continue reading

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“The Old Lady With the Knife” – an intriguing story that could be sharper

“Watch who you hire.” Story: Hornclaw, a “specialist” – think more Nobody, less The Pitt – has been doing her job for the past forty years. She’s the one every other killer has nightmares about, a true legend in her … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Heart Eyes”

“We’re not a couple! We barely know each other! So back the fuck off!” Genre: Horror Comedies That Wink At You In A Good Way Release Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: Ally, a “pitch designer” (read: an in-house … Continue reading

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“Greek Mothers Never Die”

“How could I not love her? She’s my mother. But she’s Greek…” Story: Ella has spent all of her 26 years close to her overprotective mother Despina. But when Despina suddenly passes away? Ella is at a loss…until her mom … Continue reading

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“Fight or Flight” – a fun ride on the unfriendly skies

“Oh YEEEEEAH.” Story: Lucas Reyes has had a rough couple of years. On the run for botching a protection gig, he’s given one last chance to clear his name. All he’s gotta do is find the BlackCat terrorist “Ghost” on … Continue reading

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