Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Review In A Flash: Rio 2

Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece.  Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two.  Sometimes it’s both.  So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on Rio 2: Before:  Oh boy!  I do … Continue reading

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Movie Review — Captain America: The Winter Soldier

 Comic book movies are really picking up steam, but not every pulp story is worth it’s weight in celluloid.  Captain America: The Winter Soldier – definitely one of the good ones.  Not only does Winter Soldier kick all sorts of … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Muppets Most Wanted

Mo’ Muppets, mo’ problems.  Fresh off of their success in The Muppets, Kermit and Co. find themselves in the middle of an international burglary caper so crazy it could only be done by The World’s Most Dangerous Frog.  Who just … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Divergent.

My brain is rather divergent regarding Divergent.  It’s a beautifully shot rendering of the world made famous by Veronica Roth’s Divergent Trilogy.  But there are times where the dialogue is clunky at best, and a source of unintentional giggles at it’s … Continue reading

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Movie Review – 300: Rise of an Empire

Wham!  Slam!  Slice!  Trounce!  There’s tons of fighting, and gobs of CGI blood in 300: Rise of an Empire.  There’s even a few scenes where the “blood” spatters onto the lens.  Ooh, that’s gory!  Well, kinda.  It’s computerized gory, but … Continue reading

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In Queue Review: Grabbers

The Story: Jeffrey from Coupling and George from Being Human are in a town where aliens have landed. These aliens don’t care for people with a high blood alcohol level. So naturally, they land off the coast of Ireland. What, … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Review: Labor Day

A little something from Geek for e; as always, clicky on the hyperlinked title for the original piece! Movie Review: Labor Day “And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem….” Yeah, that’s from Sleeping Beauty (and the upcoming Maleficent). … Continue reading

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Elsewhere Reviews: Mandela & The Wolf of Wall Street

Yaaaay — awards season!  Woot! I.  So.  Tired. But hey, #firstworldproblems and all that, right?  Because I’m pooped from all the films I’ve been screening.  Not to bad y’all.  But before I crack open this bottle of vino (only the … Continue reading

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Movie Review — American Hustle

Best.  Combover.  Ever.  Really, if there’s something you need to see in the movie American Hustle, it’s Christian Bale gluing a Chia Pet to his head, and then combing the sparse, overlong wisps of hair still on his head into … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Saving Mr. Banks

I hate starting movie reviews with stuff like “wow this is the damn-near perfect film of the year, go see it right now!  I really mean it!”  However.  Wow, this is the damn-near perfect film of the year.  Go see … Continue reading

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