
Nutshell: A beautifully crafted and acted story, surrounding a thoughtless, self-absorbed lead character that I couldn’t bring myself to care for. A promising start turns into a de-evolution of the character and a shift of focus from story to proselytizing, switching her personality from independent to insufferable. The “happy ending” is more of a sigh of relief that this disjointed film is finished. While fans of the novel may be able to fill in the blanks, first-timers can easily become puzzled by the lack of depth. Grade: C
I never read Far From the Maddening Crowd in high school — mine was a Hemingway/Shakespeare lovin’ school — but I know the gist. A woman named Bathsheba Everdeen, no relation Everdene is courted by three suitors as she rises from country girl to farm/estate heiress. A poor/common man named Gabriel Oak (Matthias Schoenaerts), a rich but heart-weary (and a bit over-eager) older man named William Boldwood (Michael Sheen), and a soldier that hits her right in the naughty bits, Francis Troy (Tom Sturridge). Ego, Superego and Id, if you will. As she tries to stay aloof but come hither “independent”, she struggles. As does everyone who tries to care about her. Will true love win in the end?
UGH. It’s never a good sign when I absolutely loathe the main character in a story. She’s Carrie Bradshaw in a corset, with her way of pushing her suitors away but keeping them close enough to tease. Then she marries the very first man who twists her knickers. Hilarity ensues when Troy isn’t all she thought he’d be cracked up to be. So to recap, Bathy confuses insensitivity with independence, at least ’til she finds someone she wants to bang. Then it’s all hail marriage! But all the menfolk want her…hey; is this the world’s first Mary Sue?
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