Far from the Maddening Crowd is far from on point

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Nutshell: A beautifully crafted and acted story, surrounding a thoughtless, self-absorbed lead character that I couldn’t bring myself to care for.  A promising start turns into a de-evolution of the character and a shift of focus from story to proselytizing, switching her personality from independent to insufferable.  The “happy ending” is more of a sigh of relief that this disjointed film is finished.  While fans of the novel may be able to fill in the blanks, first-timers can easily become puzzled by the lack of depth.  Grade: C

I never read Far From the Maddening Crowd in high school — mine was a Hemingway/Shakespeare lovin’ school — but I know the gist.  A woman named Bathsheba Everdeen, no relation Everdene is courted by three suitors as she rises from country girl to farm/estate heiress.  A poor/common man named Gabriel Oak (Matthias Schoenaerts), a rich but heart-weary (and a bit over-eager) older man named William Boldwood (Michael Sheen), and a soldier that hits her right in the naughty bits, Francis Troy (Tom Sturridge).  Ego, Superego and Id, if you will.  As she tries to stay aloof but come hither “independent”, she struggles.  As does everyone who tries to care about her.  Will true love win in the end?

UGH. It’s never a good sign when I absolutely loathe the main character in a story. She’s Carrie Bradshaw in a corset, with her way of pushing her suitors away but keeping them close enough to tease. Then she marries the very first man who twists her knickers.  Hilarity ensues when Troy isn’t all she thought he’d be cracked up to be. So to recap, Bathy confuses insensitivity with independence, at least ’til she finds someone she wants to bang.  Then it’s all hail marriage!  But all the menfolk want her…hey; is this the world’s first Mary Sue?
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Movie News: Chris Pine and Jeff Bridges to face off in COMANCHERIA

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Can’t get enough of Chris Pine?  I know; he was a hoot in Into The Woods.  And he’ll be in big trouble in the Wild West in his next film, Comancheria.  CBS Films just snapped up the rights, and filming is scheduled to start May 26th.  Here’s the synopsis:

Two brothers, Toby (Chris Pine) and Tanner (Ben Foster), go on a calculated bank robbery spree that puts them on a collision course with a West Texas Ranger (Academy Award©-winner Jeff Bridges) determined to take them down.

Sound interesting?  Read on for the full press release!
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Mad Max: Fury Road!

Mad Max Fury Road onesheetReady for Summer?  Well, Mad Max: Fury Road will definitely make you feel the heat.  Hello Australian Outback after the apocalypse!  Here’s the synopsis:

From director George Miller, originator of the post-apocalyptic genre and mastermind behind the legendary “Mad Max” franchise, comes “Mad Max: Fury Road,” a return to the world of the Road Warrior, Max Rockatansky. Haunted by his turbulent past, Mad Max believes the best way to survive is to wander alone.  Nevertheless, he becomes swept up with a group fleeing across the Wasteland in a War Rig driven by an elite Imperator, Furiosa.  They are escaping a Citadel tyrannized by the Immortan Joe, from whom something irreplaceable has been taken.  Enraged, the Warlord marshals all his gangs and pursues the rebels ruthlessly in the high-octane Road War that follows.

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Wayback Review: One Day

As always, clicky for the original piece!

Nutshell: I didn’t particularly care for this film when I first saw it.  I’m even more nonplussed now.  Patchy, with sloppy edits and even sloppier screenwriting, One Day doesn’t deliver the connection it so desperately wants to.  Pity.  Grade: D

Movie Review — One Day

Emma and Dexter are graduating from college, circa 1988. She’s hellbent on making a difference in the world, and he’s up for anything the world has to offer.  Glimpsing into the lives of these two opposites on Saint Swithin’s Day (July 15th) for the next 20 years, you get love, glory, despair, and happiness, not to mention sex, drugs and rock-n-roll. What you won’t get is a fulfilling experience.

Emma heads off to London, and immediately succeeds in being a waitress at a Mexican restaurant.  Dex uses wads of the family cash to travel around, then settles in to a gig as a tv host/coke addict.  As Emma tries to pull herself up, Dex seems determined to drag himself down.  All the while they crash into each other at odd times, and we see them each year, sometimes together, sometimes far apart.  There’s chemistry between the two actors, but not enough to believably sustain a twenty years bittersweet lovefest between two characters so obviously different. It felt as if they were together simply because the script told them to be.

The best thing about One Day is the thing they don’t clue you in on during the trailer; this is not a “Happily Ever After” story, but a real look at how two people live their lives, glimpsing their success and failures and how they make the best decisions they can make for themselves at the time they’re making ‘em.  I’ll admit I was thinking this film was going to be just another “and then they realized they were in luuuuuurve” story, and I set my Brain Of Little Size to that end.  But as the movie unspools, viewers are taken off the beaten romantic path an toward a different, more honest story.  It’s a pity that One Day doesn’t do a better job of it.

The fault lies with the director, or perhaps the editor, in delivering such a choppy tale.  Emma and Dex are shown in fleeting glimpses, and the movie’s pace has a hurry-up-come-along feel that doesn’t suite the material.  If I’m going to be dragged down the street at top speed, at least give me a firm hand to hold on to.  But alas, though Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada) and Jim Sturgess (Across the Universe) give amazing performances, it’s hard to form a strong bond to these characters.  And that’s so desperately needed in a film that whizzes through the same exact day for 20 years in under two hours.  As the story moves like scenery from a train window, Emma and Dex aren’t coming together, they’re pinballing through each others lives, and their differences stare out at you as the scenes go whizzing by.  It’s hard to see how these two maintained such a strong bond for so many years, because with the bits and pieces we’re shown it just seems like an embarrassing crush that’s gone on too long.

Director Lone Scherfig (An Education, Italian For Beginners) has done the romance thing before, and better.  And I can understand a director getting his or her hands on the original novel and thinking that it would make a terrific film.  In the 20 years Emma and Dex know each other, there’s friendship, love (for others and for each other), devastation and renewal.  What director wouldn’t love to hit all those notes?  Why Scherfig fizzles here I can’t imagine.  But it’s a shame.

As the credits rolled, I didn’t feel put through the wringer, or a spent after catharsis. I didn’t even feel like I was on a rush of endorphins. I felt hollow, and a bit cheated.  It wasn’t as if 20 years wasn’t enough, but that the minutes witnessed aren’t the ones that made their story worth telling.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza (and trivia!): Poltergeist

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UPDATE: WINNERS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.  Thanks to everyone who played — there were some fantastic answers!  All for simply clicking on the “31 in 31” tab at the top of the home page.  😉

Time to get spooky, y’all.  It’s the remake of the classic (and brilliant) Poltergeist, and it’s bringing the clowns to us all.  Why’d it have to be clowns?  They’re evil.  It is known.

Here’s the synopsis, in case you’re wondering:

Legendary filmmaker Sam Raimi (“Spiderman,” “Evil Dead”, “The Grudge”) and director Gil Kenan (“Monster House”) contemporize the classic tale about a family whose suburban home is haunted by evil forces.  When the terrifying apparitions escalate their attacks and hold the youngest daughter captive, the family must come together to rescue her before she disappears forever.

Will this be a shot-for-shot like the Psycho remake, or will it go off on its own, ala 2005’s House of Wax?  Only one way to find out, and I’ma give you a chance to make that decision early.  I’ve got PDF’s, and I’m gonna make it rain y’all!  Though hopefully not like it did in Poltergeist.  And because we’re not dealing with a simple link, I’m going trivia crazy again…
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Age of Ultron delivers the destruction

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Nutshell: More aptly titled The Avengers: Battle of Helm’s Deep, this nonstop action-packed thrillfest will get fans of bam-pow totally stoked, while others may wish they could take a breather every now and then.  Would have liked more on Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, but getting to know Hawkeye, Black Widow and Bruce a bit better was a fine substitute.  Grade: B+

It’s here!  The new Avengers movie we’ve been waiting for ever since the post-credit scene during the original movie!  Hooray?  Absolutely.  In Age of Ultron, Tony Stark decides to attempt to better his Artificial Intelligence work.  “I see a suit of armor around the world…peace in our time.”  But his creation — Ultron (voiced/motion-captured  by James Spader) — has other ideas.  Seems Ultron has decided that since the earth has “evolved” many times in its history, it’s time to do it again…but this time, without the pesky humans disturbing the peace.  Meanwhile at HYDRA, our not-so-favorite band of Big Bads are working with Mutants Inhumans “enhanced” humans, including a super-fast guy (Quicksilver, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and his psychically powered twin sis (Scarlet Witch, Elizabeth Olsen).  When Ultron tries to upgrade his hardware by replacing it with softer stuff (read: more android, less heavy metal), things start to really get interesting.  Especially for Tony’s father-figure-cum-computer-program-butler JARVIS (voiced by Paul Bettany).  Enter: Vision! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Hot Pursuit!

Hot Pursuit onesheetThe weather’s warm, so why not a little more heat? I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Hot Pursuit. What’s that? Here you go:

From New Line Cinema and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures comes the comedy “Hot Pursuit,” starring Academy Award winner Reese Witherspoon (“Walk the Line,” “Wild”) and Sofía Vergara (“Chef,” TV’s “Modern Family”), under the direction of Anne Fletcher (“The Proposal”).

In “Hot Pursuit,” an uptight and by-the-book cop (Witherspoon) tries to protect the sexy and outgoing widow (Vergara) of a drug boss as they race through Texas, pursued by crooked cops and murderous gunmen.

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Frank Miller returns to Gotham with “The Dark Knight III: The Master Race”!

HOLY BLIP. Seems Frank Miller is ready to make a trilogy out of  his Dark Knight saga (The Dark Knight Returns and Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again) by adding The Dark Knight III: The Master Race.  According to DC:

Miller will be joined by acclaimed writer Brian Azzarello (100 BULLETS, JOKER, and WONDER WOMAN) on the eight-issue comic book periodical, to be published twice a month under the DC Comics imprint.  Marking the 30th anniversary of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS original series, this periodical is slated for publication beginning in late Fall 2015…. Artists for the project have yet to be announced.

I’ve loved Miller’s work on Batman, so I’m eager to see what he’ll bring to the table this time.  And, of course, who’ll do the honors on pencils, colors, inks, letters…  Thanks to DC Comics and The Mary Sue for the heads-up!

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Off the Shelf — Batman Vol. 6: Graveyard Shift

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Nutshell: A great series of stand-alone stories that are hamstringed by a strange shuffle of continuity, and my inability to connect issues with stories.  Could be my bad, but this TPB doesn’t make it easy either.  N00bs, be prepared to pull your hair out if you’re an order snob like me.  Or just give in and sink into the stories, enjoing each one separately.  Grade: B

Publication 411:  Collects Batman #0, #18-20, #28, #34 and Batman Annual #2.  Hits stores May 5, 2015.

Best Line: “You came here looking for the ‘kingpin of crime’… well here I am.”

Thoughs: Okay first things first; I am not a decades-long reader of The Bat.  I’d pick up the occasional TPB, fall in love with a few (The Long Halloween, The Killing Joke, and Batman: Arkham Asylum immediately spring to mind) but not read ’em on the regular.  But when DC did its New 52 reboot, I figured now was the time to jump into a few of the series titles I’d always wanted to get to know/get back into.  Therefore, as a relative n00b, I’m not gonna dissect continuity minutae, or touch on any possibilities of SORAS or other chronology questions because they make my brain cry. Those points can/will be discussed by better minds than mine, and if you’re this deep into the New 52 that you’re up to Graveyard Shift, you’re down with the new program. This review be from the vantage point of one who digs a good story well told, and loves her some cool art. I am, however, gonna drop spoiler bombs for anyone who hasn’t been in on Batman Vols 1-5.  I figure if you’re reading a review for Volume 6?  You know enough already, or you don’t mind the spoilers.  Onward!

The Batman Night of Owls storyline was totally kickass.  The way it pulled in so many Batman, Inc. folks, so many talented writers and artists…it’s the kinda thing that makes my heart go a-pitterpat. So I was hooked on the Batman series after that.  And I haven’t been disappointed.  Am I disappointed now?  Well, no…and yes.  No, because each one of the stories here in Graveyard Shift are amazing.  The kind of stories you’d force non-comic readers to sit down with to see what the $&*# they’re missing.  And yes, because the order of issues in this volume is kattywampus, and I spent many a moment (or hundred) trying to figure out which issue linked with which storyline.  I finally gave up and decided to simply go with the titles they give in the TPB. [NOTE: I’ve finally decided to link a few.  But any fubar is my fault…with a little “assist” from Comic Book Reader.] So let’s have a look at what’s inside, shall we?

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Mystery & Mayhem: Ali Brandon, Literally Murder

(Parts of this taken as a blurb over at my Goodreads page)

Literally Murder

Nutshell: Literally Murder fits in nicely with the rest of the Black Cat Bookshop series, though the change of venue from the bookshop to Florida left me pining for the usual gang. All-in-all it was worth it to see Darla and Hamlet deepen their friendship. Grade: B+

I really do enjoy a good “cozies” series.  And this one is a whole lot of fun.  No magic cats, or cats that can speak (not that those are necessarily bad things); simply a woman and her Scooby Gang that manage to suss out whodunnit.  Oh yeah, and a cat that always seems to have just the right book-related clue. I’d have reviewed the earlier books in this series, but honestly?  I read ’em all pretty quickly.  So here goes with Book 4 of the series…

Basic 411 Alert: Darla Pettibone is a Texas gal who inherits her aunt Dee’s Brooklyn bookshop.  Along with the store, she also inherits manager stuffy/sweet/loyal intellectual James, lower apartment renter/retired cop Jake (short for Jaqueline), and black cat/panther wannabe Hamlet.  Hamlet seems to be able to understand what’s going on around him, sometimes better than his human compatriots.  His ability to “thunk” a book off the shelf — one that always has some tie-in to the case at hand — is as spot-on as his ability to determine someone’s quality of character.  As the series progresses (Double-Booked For Death, A Novel Way to Die, Words With Fiends), Darla bonds not only with Hamlet, but with those around her.

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