Movie Review: The Other Woman

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Nutshell: If I had to grade this, I’d give The Other Woman a B+.  It ain’t no Shakespeare, but it’s crazy, shameless and playful enough to give the folks in the cheap seats a good laugh.  And fellas, don’t be put off by the obvious chick-flick trappings; there’s lots of Three Stooges-like comedy here to enjoy, and also Kate Upton.

Let’s face it; nobody ever wants to find out that their spouse is cheating on her.  Nobody wants to find out that the person you’re dating is married to someone else.  But these things do happen in The Other Woman, and in this goofy romp at least the ladies get a laugh or twelve out of the deal.

Carly (Cameron Diaz) is the typical New York career gal; immaculately dressed, great apartment (GREAT apartment), and she’s just found a guy that’s crazy about her.  Or at least seems to be.  Seems dreamboat Mark (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Game of Thrones) has something he’s been hiding from Carly; wife Katie (Leslie Mann).  Carly and Katie’s introduction is a definite Meet Cute — and nothing that hasn’t already been spoiled by the trailer — with Carly toppling over into Katie’s perfect Connecticut landscaping.  That’s a hint and a half that this movie will be less about the hurt men cause than it will be about a chick flick bonding extravaganza.  And it’s everything a pack of your BFF’s will wanna see, ladies.  There’s justifiable outrage, eeeeevil (okay, maybe not evil) vengeance, looking hot to stir up your ex, and enough booze to float Olivia Pope herself to the Bahamas.

Will the dudes like it?  If they are catagorically against chick flicks, no.  More’s the pity; the guys I sat with thoroughly enjoyed the film, laughing loud and long throughout.  Maybe it’s the slapstick and generous physical comedy involved.  Diaz is a genius in that regard, and Coster-Waldau gives her a run for her money in the banging himself up department.  In fact, I’m betting he saw this film as a teriffic way to blow off some steam from all the punnishment poor Jamie Lannister was dealt last season. Diaz is her usual uptight but secretly kooky gal that just needs to lighten up and enjoy life. She’s been playing this character for awhile now, and she’s damn good at it.  Mann is peak form too. Letting it all hang out as the Lily Pulitzer wearing wife of a guy that gets “more ass than a toilet seat”, she gets to play drunk, smashed and flat-out crazy.  She also gets to show the softer side of being cheated on, like when a fella does something nice and all vows for blood get thrown out the window.  It’s not just a “rich chick breakdown” role, which makes the moments where Katie does crack up all the more enjoyable.

Then there’s the other-other woman, who becomes part of the Carly-Katie vengeance syndicate.  Kate Upton, she of the amaaaaaa-zing Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues, plays Amber, a beautiful woman-child that is only a hair beyond the usual young airhead mistress cliché, but in this flick isn’t used as a one-joke blonde.  Upton gives Amber a bit of feeling, and a genuine sweetness that’s touching.  Don Johnson plays Carly’s free spirit dad, a guy in the middle of his 5th divorce – this time from one of Carly’s former sorority sisters – who comes in from time to time to give skewed but heartfelt fatherly advice. Is there a family resemblance? Not a bit. But they’re a lot of fun to watch as they banter back and forth.  Oh, and to round out the trio of dudes that balances the trio of ladies — Rom-Com 101 y’all — there’s Taylor Kinney (Chicago Fire) as Katie’s brother-slash-contractor Phil, who comes in after a particularly nasty snap on Katie’s part.

What’s also great in The Other Woman are the location shoots.  The Hamptons, the Bahamas, and more glorious real estate to chuck a wedding ring at.  We’re talking champagne and caviar dreams here y’all.  Okay, maybe champers and cav from the Whole Foods, but it’s still mighty bling.  With all this conspicuous excess, it’s really “Love and Revenge Among the 1%ers”. Then again, with all that obvious wealth, little things like how they can afford to do this or go there don’t bust the groove. Viewers that have even the slightest inkling of how rom-coms or gal-pal flicks work will see the ending coming a mile away. But Diaz, Mann and Upton make it a fun trip.

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Wanna be a part of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 premier? Baby, you can.

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Yeah. Petey's got his work cut out for him.... (image: marvel.wikia.com)

As a Spider-Nerd, I ain’t afraid to say that I’m looking forward to this film. Okay, I’ll probably have a love/hate thing going on in my head – anyone who knows the story of Peter and Gwen knows this film probably won’t be smooth sailing for our lovebirds – but seeing how they’re planning on telling Peter’s story? Cannot wait.

So, if you’re into this series, or the stars, or just wanna get your inner Fashion Police on, there’s a way to check out the red carpet premier of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. A’yup. Yahoo will be streaming the red carpet live, and will bring viewers the after-party concert on the 29th. Pharrell Williams, Alicia Keys, and the soundtrack guru Hans Zimmer (you know the Miami Vice theme is an earworm. Admit it.) – should be a mighty fine bit of ear candy.

But inquiring minds wanna know; will Pharrell’s hat be there?

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Wear a sweater for public media! And also, Mr.Rogers.

Had to share this.  Who doesn’t love Mr. Rogers?  And also sweaters.  It’s an easy — and free! — way to support public media, something we all love.  Hey, without PBS we here in the USA wouldn’t have enjoyed Dr. Who, Benny Hill, and Red Dwarf ’til BBCA hit our shores.  That’s decades of Who-less TV y’all.  There would have been no Mr. Rogers, no Big Bird, and no Easy Reader from the Electric Company (and fewer opportunities to listen to Morgan Freeman is a horrible idea to contemplate.)  Not to mention our love affairs with Downton Abbey and Call the Midwife.

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Free Baltimore Screening: The Other Woman

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TGIF y’all – it’s been a crazy week (snow?), but now plan for a bit of fun next Tuesday. Why? Free screening! Yayz!

Here’s the deets for The Other Woman. (Hint: it looks like a hoot):

THE OTHER WOMAN

Comedy
Release: April 25, 2014
Director: Nick Cassavetes
Written by:  Melissa Stack
Producer: Julie Yorn

Cast: Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Kate Upton, Taylor Kinney, Nicki Minaj

After discovering her boyfriend is married, a woman (Cameron Diaz) tries to get her ruined life back on track. But when she accidentally meets the wife he’s been cheating on (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and her sworn enemy becomes her greatest friend. When yet another affair is discovered (Kate Upton), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on their cheating, lying, three-timing

SOB.

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Elsewhere Review: Under the Skin

Aliens that abduct people and do really horrible things with them.  An alien that looks past her job and into exactly what it means to be the things she’s tasked to collect.  Heavy, man.

If I had to grade Under the Skin, I’d give it a B.  Truly avant-garde filmaking, and not just for weirdness’ sake.  But it’s a love/hate proposition that not everyone will clamor for.

As always, clicky on the hyperlink for the original piece!

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Movie Review: Under the Skin

Twitview — Scarlett Johansson bares more than her skin in this acid-trip sci-fi story.  And it pays off.

You’re probably used to seeing Scarlett Johansson being an A-#1 Badass lately.  With The AvengersCaptain America: The Winter Soldier, and the upcoming Lucy, she’s all sortsa fierce.  But in Under the Skin, she plays a no-named alien whose mission is to lure men to a black room, where they’re sucked into a pit and…well, not quite sure.  Director Jonathan Glazer (Sexy Beast) gives you an intimate look into the life of a creature that lives to carry out her orders.  It’s a fascinating look, and a damn intriguing film.  Truth be told, you’ll either love it or you’ll hate it.  Glazer’s strange, wandering storytelling, and his freaky way of giving no character a name will either drive you bonkers, or allow you to sink in and immerse yourself in the story.  Think of Under the Skin as a sci-fi art film, one that’s more interested in mood and performance than substance.  It asks the question what does it mean to be human, and gives no real answers.  If you’re okay with that, you’ll be amazed at the performances and themes in the film.  If not?  Well, you’ll most likely want to see me roast in hell for telling you this movie is fascinating stuff.  Potato, po-tah-to.

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Redmayne as Hawking in Theory of Everything to hit in November

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Eddie Redmayne as Stephen Hawking in Theory of Everything (image: http://www.mirror.co.uk)

Well, this looks interesting. The bummer is, we’ll have to wait ’til November to see it. Do I smell an Oscar contender?

Theory of Everything has Eddie Redmayne (Les Misérables) as Stephen Hawking, and just that is enough to get me in the door.  I’m dying to see how Marius Redmayne portrays the genius scientist.  I’m especially interested in Hawking’s collegiate and romantic relationship with Jane, a woman who was to become his wife of 25 years.  (Mostly because I’m too lazy to get my hands on Jane Hawking’s book Travelling to Infinity: My Life with Stephen.)

Read on for the full press release!

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Feast your red-rimmed eys on 420 — The Documentary! Just in time for Sunday.

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C’mon now.  Yeah, this Sunday is Easter, and it’ll be Passover ’til the 22nd.  But what you really want to know about is Weed Day, amirite?  Yeah, this Sunday — when everyone normal will be celebrating with family…but then again why be normal? — the hip kids will be celebrating 4/20, the kinda-sorta national holiday affectionately called Weed Day.

Wanna take the high road (oops) and get some learnin’ in, rather than sitting around watching Grandma’s Boy or Idiocracy for the umpteenth time?  (Grandma’s Boy and Idiocracy are classics, yo.  No hating here.)  Why not stream a little weed culture through that talking box over there?  420 — The Documentary is a “thought-provoking film chronicling pot culture and the changing attitudes surrounding marijuana over almost eight decades of prohibition, culminating with legalization in two states.”  Maryland could be in on that legalization action, so get your facts straight…even if you may not be.

Wanna read all about the film, and check out how you can stream this doc via cable (and the usual non-cable streaming suspects first thing next month)?  Read the full press release after the jump!

And no y’all.  How many times do I have to tell you that you can’t smoke Easter grass?  Fine.  Do you.


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Review In A Flash: Rio 2

rio2Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece.  Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two.  Sometimes it’s both.  So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on Rio 2:

Before:  Oh boy!  I do love kiddie films!  I wonder if I needed to watch the original Rio, because I haven’t.  Ah well; Muppets Most Wanted was a hoot,I’m sure I’m in the right headspace for another fun flick.

During: Oh boy.  Maybe I should have thought this through. The animals are gorgeous and incredibly detailed.  The humans though?  Really slapdash.  The animators should be ashamed.  Other folks that should be ashamed are the folks that wrote the music.  Kristen Chenoweth can do no wrong, but “Poison Love” (with Flight of the Conchords‘ Jemaine Clement as evil cockatoo Nigel) goes on a bit too long and gets too weird.  At the end of the song you could have heard a pin drop in the theater; nice trick with a place full of kids amped on Sno-Caps.  With all the pretty birdies, focus on Busby Berkley numbers, people.  Chenoweth’s frog Gabi is damn cute though.  Wonder if they’ll be selling versions in stores?

After: I’m ready to kill any adult that brings a sick kid to the movies.  Fear me.  The way Rio 2 plodded along, zipped by, then plodded some more didn’t help; I feel like I’ve been on the world’s most boring roller coaster.  This film should have focused on one or two storylines, not a baker’s dozen.  By the time credits rolled, I’d long since given up caring what would happen to Blu’s family in the Amazon, or if Nigel the cockatoo would get his revenge, if Jewel’s dad would like Blu (and how Blu would deal with rival Fernando), or if the Amazon rainforest would be saved by the insipidly-drawn humans….  More of the adorable Rapping Sloth please!  (Bless you, Amy Heidemann.  You are one damn talented voice actress.)   The 3D was okay but definitely not necessary.  The kids in the theater were laughing their respective hind parts off though, so guess Rio 2 did something right.

If I had to grad Rio 2, I’d give it a C.  Kids will eat this up, but parents will find the jumbled storytelling and off-kilter pacing tedious.

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Elsewhere Review: Draft Day

If I had to grade this, I’d give it a C+.  It’s a bit above average, but lacks what’s necessary to bring it up to the really good stuff.

As always, clicky the title for the original review!

Movie Review: Draft Day

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Twitview: Just like the NFL, good enough isn’t good enough.  Fun, but lacking.  3 stars.

There’s something about Draft Day I can’t seem to pin down.  Taken in pieces, it’s a fun film.  The scenes with Costner’s Clevenand Brown’s GM Sonny Weaver Jr. dealing with other GMs are funny, light and definitely Dude Banter at it’s best.  Then there’s Jennifer Garner, Ellen Burstyn, Denis Leary, Chi McBride: all amazing.  Kevin Costner’s doing some of his best work in ages.  Frank Langella is tearing up the screen with wicked glee as Cleveland Browns owner Anthony Molina (not to be confused with the real owner of the Browns, Jimmy Haslam).  There’s also several almost fully fleshed-out wannabe ballers with their own well-crafted backstory (my favorite: Chadwick Boseman as a truly good-guy player that just wants to go pro).  And all the NFL pomp & circumstance of the big day, complete with the NFL’s blessing (which means the climax really feels like you’re in the thick of it.)

But.  Why don’t I absolutely love Draft Day?

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Baltimore Screening of Transcendence: Free passes y’all!

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Johnny Depp ala Max Headroom (look it up, kids).  Paul Bettany being gorgeous.  Morgan Freeman being awesome.  What more could you want?  Oh, the synopsis?  Here you go, one Transcendence synopsis coming right up:

TRANSCENDENCE
In Theaters and IMAX on April 18
Rated: PG-13
Run time: 119 mins
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Dr. Will Caster (Johnny Depp) is the foremost researcher in the field of Artificial Intelligence, working to create a sentient machine that combines the collective intelligence of everything ever known with the full range of human emotions. His highly controversial experiments have made him famous, but they have also made him the prime target of anti-technology extremists who will do whatever it takes to stop him. However, in their attempt to destroy Will, they inadvertently become the catalyst for him to succeed—to be a participant in his own transcendence. For his wife Evelyn (Rebecca Hall) and best friend Max Waters (Paul Bettany), both fellow researchers, the question is not if they can…but if they should.  Their worst fears are realized as Will’s thirst for knowledge evolves into a seemingly omnipresent quest for power, to what end is unknown. The only thing that is becoming terrifyingly clear is there may be no way to stop him.

Ooh.  The Depp is in the Machine!  Wanna check it out?  Well, here’s how….

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