Movie Review – Thor: The Dark World

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Bash! Bam! Boom! Thor is back y’all, and he’s definitely bringing the thunder. He’s bringing a whole lot of everything in fact. Thor: The Dark World is a beautiful mess, and I’m not just saying that because Chris Hemsworth, Idris Elba and Tom Hiddleston are wearing leather pants. Thor 2 (can I call it that? Too late) is a wham-bam traffic jam of a storyline, but damn if it’s not a good time. Especially if you’re in the mood for a feet-up (who doesn’t love the railing aisle?) , popcorn-in-lap movie spectacular.

It’s been about two years since our favorite God of thunder swept into town and Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) off her feet. And so they’re snuggling in a spacious loft in Soho…. Oh wait who am I kidding? He’s up in the other worlds, kicking ass and taking names for headstones. Why? Um, something about how some creatures aren’t cool with the Asgard? Maybe because the Asgardians (yeah, that’s a word used in this movie) are hogging all the hair product? I mean really; I’d cut a bitch if I couldn’t get my leave-ins.

But soon things start to get wobbly. Jane touches a flowing blob of goo and gets possessed by…something. Why scientists gotta be so curious? Soon that something – called aether – is causing havoc, and guess who comes to help? A’yup.

But Mr. Norse Universe can’t do it alone. Because this aether is potent stuff, and Dark Elves want it. To rule the worlds. Everybody wants to rule the worlds. And yes, you read this correctly, there are Dark Elves in this joint.

There’s also Sir Anthony Hopkins and Renee Russo as Odin & Frigga, Thor’s parents. They’re there for a touch of class, and they definitely bring it. Oh, and Stan Lee makes an appearance – I won’t spoil, but he’s easy to spot here.

Cinematography, set design and costuming is lush, over the top, and kinda perfect for this popcorn fest of a film. Good news; Hemidall has a helmet that tones the horns way down. Thank God. If there’s one person who doesn’t need to do overcompensation, it’s John Luther. Director Alan Taylor (Game of Thrones, and my favorite West Wing ep, “20 Hours in L.A.”) brings his gritty, natural style to a comic book Nordic free-for-all, and while it’s not completely coherent – trust me, that’d be impossible for anyone with this crammed story – Taylor gives real substance to his characters.

My favorite? The interplay between Thor and his brother Loki. Having to ask for help from his trickster of a sibling – hey, nothing you ain’t seen in the teaser – makes Thor humble, and as the two work together there’s Sturm und Drang, and a bit of real love between these characters. Jane, up in Asgard in order to help fix her, looks like Queen Amidala ravishing, and has more than a woman in distress thing going on. Nicely done, because at it’s heart that’s the character’s deal here.

My two cents? Save yours if you’re thinking about going 3D. It’s unnecessary here, and a tacked on conversion that doesn’t deliver enough to justify the extra ticket cash. Nonetheless, Thor: The Dark World gives enough for a good time. And isn’t that what we’re looking for? Now, give me a Loki & Hemidall buddy movie and I’m in heaven.

PS: there’s two post-credits scenes to look for, a Captain America reference that’s classic, and a streaking Stellan Skarsgård. You’re welcome.

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Southern Maryland (aka Waldorf) Comic-Con! This Saturday!

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Mmm.  October has left us with a massive sugar hangover.  (Sugar.  Sure.)  November promises tons of napping off turkey-induced overindulgence.  (Turkey.  Sure.)  But what about Right Now?  How can you get a bit of Too Much Good Stuff right now?

Well, I’ma tell you.  Drive on down to Waldorf and get your Southern Maryland Comic-Con on y’all!  Not only can you score the usual amount (read: LOTS) of reading material, you can meet Jim Cummings.  Who’s he?  Oh, just THANOS.  And Jonah Hex.  And freakin’ Tigger for cryin’ out loud.  Yep, Jim Cummings is a voice actor, and he’ll be at a Q&A.  Just don’t embarass yourself by asking anything too obsessively detailed.  Because folks, they’re make believe.  Don’t have him pull a Kirk.

So stock upon the good stuff now, so you can bury yourself in it when family starts to ask when you’re gonna settle down and give them grandkids.  Or get a real job.  Or stop shoveling fistfuls of pumpkin pie cheesecake into your gaping maw.  Ahh, the holidays.

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Ghastly Awards – best horror comics of October!

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Because the horror party don’t stop just because it’s All Saints Day y’all! Take a peek at the crop o’ goodness the Ghastly judges picked from last month’s releases! Gotta say my favorite is definitely Afterlife With Archie – read it if you dare can!

All the goodies after the jump!

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Ron Burgundy wants you to have a classy Halloween!

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Complete with lots of scotchy scotch (butter)scotch, I’m sure.

Have a groovy Halloween, everyone!

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31 in 31: The American Scream

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“You don’t see shit like this every day.”

Story: Have friends across the pond that don’t get the American obsession with Halloween? Show em this documentary about three families in Fairhaven, Massachusetts, who really, REALLY love the holiday.

Scares: It’s a documentary, so even with walk through’s of the haunted decorations? More awesome than eerie. But be warned; there are clowns. CLOWNS. *shudder*

Splat factor: Fun FX, and tons of how it’s made. But nothing that will freak you out, because you’re seeing it from construction/creation to finish.

Closing scene “shocker”: Nup. Again with the documentary.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul)?: Original.

Trick or Treat?: Happy Halloween y’all! This year I decided to go with the penultimate Halloween thang, the decorations that we love to drag out. And here, those decorations are cranked up to levels that make my fairy lights and window clings look puny.

I often say that Halloween is The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, and I mean that. But with these families and their love and dedication? Wow, I feel like a poseur. I so have to step up my game! I bow to these people, for they are the masters. And they’re cool, normal folks, not weird obsessives (see: Room 237.) Bonus! Director Michael Stephenson doesn’t shy away from showing all sides of these families, including what they give up. With a little girl saying that her dad forgets about what she’d like, it broke my heart a little. It’s like he’s so focused on the kids in the neighborhood that he forgot his own.

Did you know there are Haunt Conventions, like HauntCon?  Sweet, right? That’s just one of the many things you learn watching this film. Note to self, try to get there next year, and cover it for y’all. Because I care.

The only thing I hate about The American Scream? The fact that I was in Boston – north of Fairhaven – last week and didn’t know these places existed. I could have visited! Dammit!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Score: 5 out of 5 pumpkins.

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31 in 31: The Lords of Salem

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Story: Heidi has a perfect slack-tastic life. Nighttime DJ, cute dog, nice landlady. Then she gets a creepy record sent to her. Then creepy gets all over her life. Is hell breaking loose, or is she using again?

Scares: More surreal than scary.

Splat factor: Tons of death and ooky stuff – this is a Rob Zombie joint after all – but it feels removed, distant.

Closing scene “shocker”: Not really, unless you count seeing a weird, flailing parsnip baby as shocking. Then again I’d mentally tuned out long before then. There’s end credits stuff to be had though.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul): An original Zombie story.

Trick or Treat?: Um. The Lords of Salem has great ideas, and mucho atmospheric mayhem. Unfortunately, it doesn’t come together very well. Not that Zombie doesn’t try. This film glows with genre star power; Dee” The Howling” Wallace, Bruce “X Men” Davidson, Sid Haig,

Here’s the good stuff. DJs dancing to Give It To Me Baby. Great getting to know you scene, with believable banter between the DJs. Zombie has a way with characters, almost as if they’re unfolding in their own time. Sherri Moon Zombie is the only white chick that can not only rock the dreads, but look good doing it.

Kind of a Rosemary’s Baby Meets The Wicker Man (the original, not the Cage version, ick) vibe, with Heidi the unknowing innocent. But I couldn’t get into it wholeheartedly. The moments of acid tripping craziness ripped me right out of the story, and before I knew it, I was checking Candy Crush. Damn that game is crack.

I know this movie could have been a modern classic. But it’s a beautiful mess that is sure to please Rob Zombie fans, but few others. I’ve heard that the companion novelization of this film explains a lot, but for me, if you need to explain your story of you’ve hiccuped somewhere down the line.

Score: 2 out of 5 pumpkins.

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Halloween 2013 – that’s my jam.

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This year’s crop o’ Halloween boogie. More than 13 this year, and ending on a happy note. Must be getting soft in my dotage.

Happy Halloween Eve, my dreadful darlings!

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31 in 31: V/H/S/2

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Story: More found-footage hijinks from the folks that gave you the original creepfest! I do not think “watch these tapes” means what they think it means….

Scares: A’plenty. And the great thing? With anthology films, the stories have to be quick & dirty. Tons of Oh Shit moments, along with the usual Don’t Do THAT bits.

Splat factor: Entrails, barfing blood, dead folks walking around. It’s not a gorefest, but it’s close.

Closing scene “shocker”: This is a horror anthology. You really think there won’t be a last minute bit of oogie-boogie?

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul): A sequel to V/H/S.

Trick or Treat?: Yay horror anthology films! This one is a nasty little surprise that jumps out at you from the get go and doesn’t let up. Here you’ll find a guy that sees things after his corneal implant surgery, a guy that shouldn’t have taken that morning bicycle ride, aliens, and lots of bloody mayhem.

The best of the bunch is the creepy, bloody Safe Haven, directed by Gareth Evans (The Raid). A film crew interviews a cult leader at his compound. His turf? That’s a good idea. Especially when the time they’ve been waiting for has finally arrived.

The down side? Final tale, Alien Abduction, starts off promising, but ends with a whimper. That’s literal, y’all. But it’s also the only story that had me checking the time. Thankfully the other stories make up for that lapse.

Score: 4 out of 5 pumpkins.

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31 in 31: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

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Story: The Peanuts gang is getting ready for Halloween. Everyone’s Trick or Treating (though with various levels of success). Everyone, that is, except for Linus, who is sure that the Great Pumpkin will visit his pumpkin patch, because it’s the most sincere. Sally follows Linus; will they get a look at the GP? Oh and is that the World War I flying ace up in the sky?

Scares: Zero, except for the possibility that Sally might beat the crap out of Linus when she realized she missed Trick or Treating for nothing….

Splat factor: Kiddie fare made for TV back in the 60s? Not a chance.

Remake, Sequel or OG (Original Ghoul): This goes hand in hand with A Charlie Brown Christmas & It’s Thanksgiving Charlie Brown.

Trick or Treat?: Chuck is the only one getting a rock in this fun, nostalgic look at exactly how pumped we all used to get about Halloween. Sure, now that we’re grow up (well, kinda), we love it. But there was a certain magic about Halloween that fades after you stop knocking on doors and start throwing parties.

And am I the only one who always thought that the Great Pumpkin was gonna ride in like the headless horseman? Now that’d be a story to spook the kiddies….

P. S. : The Washington Post did a “7 things you didn’t know” piece about this beloved show. Give it a peek – and then feel better that poor Chuck did get more than just rocks after all.

Score: 5 out of 5 (Great) pumpkins.

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Hey Baltimore! Free Screening — Thor: The Dark World!

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Mmm, Marvel movies are pretty darn awesome, amirite?  Yeah I am.

So, want a pair of passes to the Baltimore screening of Thor: The Dark World?  Well, lemme tell you how to get ’em.

What:  HARD PASSES to Thor: The Dark World

Where: Cinemark Egyptian

When: Monday, November 4th

Why: Because guys in Norse getup is awesome.

How: send me an e-mail at editor@atomicfangirl.com with the subject line IDRIS ELBA AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH?  YES PLEASE!

First twenty folks will be put on a will-call list for the screening.  Yaaaaay!

More about the movie after the jump, and good luck, everyone!

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