31 in 31 part 2: Pumpkin Boogaloo!

Okay, so last year I decided to review one horror movie for each day in October.  And so I watched a horror movie a day.  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  (I’m looking at you, The Awakening.)

But as I’m a glutton for punishment and horror movies, I’m doing it again this year.  Because nothing says Halloween Month better than scary-ass movies.  Or movies that wish they were scary but fail miserably.

As with last year, here’s the 411:

* As with vitamins, one a day.  Every day.  All October.

* Movies will get a rating of 1 to 5 pumpkins; the more pumpkins, the better.  However, if a movie truly sucks, it’ll get zilch.

* If it’s a personal favorite, I’m watching it again.  No basing a review on past viewings; this is all fresh.

* Horror, scary documentaries, kiddie stuff made for Halloween… if I can tie it in, I’ll probably plop it in.

* Feel free to hit me up for requests; I’m flying by the seat of my Netflix pants, so anything spooky is fair game.  Including Horror Movie Sequel Part Infinity.

* There will be booze.  The crappier the movie, the more likely it will be that I’ll be hammered.  It’s the only way.

In fact, speaking of infinity sequels, I’m feeling like a bit of a crap-fest this year.  So don’t be surprised if really stupid, really bad movies get tossed into the mix.  And maybe even a SyFy or two.

October.  National Book Month, National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, LGBT History Month.  All worthwhile things.  But for me, I have to add National Most Wonderful Horrorness Month.

And Ima celebrate y’all.

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Disney debuts Disneynature: da “Bears”

DISNEYNATURE IS WILD ABOUT “BEARS” — Cinematographer Warwick Sloss films two brown bears as they graze in the meadows of Katmai National Park , Alaska. The stunning imagery is being captured for Disneynature¹s 2014 motion picture release “Bears,” directed by Keith Scholey (“African Cats”) and Alastair Fothergill (“Earth,” “African Cats” and “Chimpanzee”).

If, like me, you were kinda saddened and really freaked out by Grizzly Man, Werner Herzog’s documentary about Timothy Treadwell, but still love you some bears, you’re in luck.  Disneynature, the independent arm of The Walt Disney Company that gave us groovy eco-friendly documentaries like Oceans, African Cats and Earth, is coming out with Bears.  It’s a look at bears — what else — in Alaska, and if the sneak-peek picture is any indication, it’s gonna be a bear-tastic beauty.  Damn I love animal docs.

Wanna peek at the press release to learn more about the production?  Read on!

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TrailerWatch: the Caster Chronicles come to the screen with Beautiful Creatures


Everybody’s looking for the next big thing in Young Adult land.  The success of Harry Potter and Twilight have studios chomping at the bit.  The latest YA book series to make the transition?  The Caster Chronicles, a series that deals with witchcraft, love and making choices…sound familiar?  This series has a darker, gothic cast to it than those other two series, and is also a big hit with the youngsters (and folks like me who still read YA even though we’re no longer Y).

The first film in what looks to be the start of a franchise is Beautiful Creatures, from the first novel in the series (natch). From IMDb:

A supernatural drama centered on a local teenager and the mysterious new girl in town who uncover dark secrets about their respective families.

Take a peek at the trailer that has just been released…. Love the Edward Gorey feel to it.  I’m in, are you?

 

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Barricade DVD’s hidden in Baltimore — find one September 25th!

On the same day that thriller/chiller Barricade hits DVD, WWE Studios plans on hiding copies of the film around various cities.  And hey, Baltimore is one of those cities!

This is great news for scary film fans, especially so close to October, the Halloween month of awesome.  Here’s the tag line for the movie:

“They wanted to go to the cabin so they could get closer. Nothing brings a family closer together than fear.”

Sound good?  If it does, follow Barricade on Facebook and Twitter for clues on how to score a copy for yourself.  For more info, go to http://www.barricademovie.com/.

The hunt starts September 25th!

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Movie Review: Trouble With The Curve

The biggest problem I have with this movie is wanting to tack “The” at the beginning of the title. Outside of that, Trouble With The Curve is an enjoyable story about family, business and beating the odds that just happens to be about baseball. Moneyball may have been about how science is making baseball better, but Trouble With The Curve reminds us that heart and soul is just as important. As was sung in Damn Yankees, you’ve gotta have heart, and this film’s got it.

Gus (Clint Eastwood) is a scout for the Atlanta Braves, and has been picking talented players for decades. Problem is his eyes are starting to betray him. His daughter Mickey (Amy Adams) — as in Mantle, not Margaret or Michelle — a high-powered lawyer on the fast-track to being the youngest partner in her firm, joins him for a few days so he can scout one last prospect. Surrounded by other scouts, including new guy Johnny (Justin Timberlake), Gus struggles to make an accurate assessment of the player. Meanwhile, Mickey struggles to reconnect to the father that abandoned her years before.

As much as the trailers for this movie have focused on Clint Eastwood’s performance, with it’s many minor plotlines Trouble With The Curve feels more like an ensemble piece. With the actors here, that only serves to further bolster the overall story.  Adams and Timberlake are likeable as the “kids” in the film, and their on-screen chemistry is sweetly reminiscent of slow boil love stories from an earlier era. Grade A character actors abound here, like Ed Lauter (The Artist), Raymond Anthony Thomas (Shutter Island), Jack Gilpin (Adventureland), Chelcie Ross (Mad Men) and George Wyner (Spaceballs). So do more well-known actors now known for their character work, like John Goodman and Robert Patrick. Every one of these actors gives their best; I’d say they steal the scene every time, but with this ensemble that’d be a tough trick. Plus, director Lorenz knows how to balance out these fine performances.

As boo-hiss baddies, Matthew Lillard (Scooby Doo, Scream) as scheming scout Phillip Sanderson and relative newcomer Joe Massingill’s high school jock Bo Gentry are guys you love to hate.

Y’know, I wanted to make a talking-to-a-chair joke at Eastwood’s expense, what with all the craziness that had gone down in Tampa. But damn if the man didn’t suck me into the life of Gus and his world of baseball scouting. The man’s good, that’s for damn sure. But I can’t resist saying that with his walrus mustache, John Goodman looks like Zach Galifinakis’ brother from another mother. Now there’s comedy gold if anyone gets crakin’ on that casting.

Sure, there are a few thematic cliches here. A daughter that longs to have the love of her distant father. A man so mired in his work and the loss of his wife that he can’t reach out to his daughter. The “Cinderella story, outta nowhere” kid that makes it big. But these actors, and director Robert Lorenz, manage to make these chestnuts feel new. Not surprising, as Lorenz has worked with Eastwood on several films, including Million Dollar Baby and Mystic River. With this being Lorenz’s first time at the helm, he’s obviously the heir apparent to Eastwood’s low-key style. There are a few flashy bits of camera work — POV shots where the center of the field of view is blurred, baseballs coming at’cha in slomo — but what’s really lovely here are the quieter scenes. Mickey and Johnny taking a late-night swim, Gus bumping around in his motel room, a kid pitching to his brother… Lorenz lets the scene unfold at it’s own pace, drawing the audience in.

Not being any kind of sporty type myself, I ran down a couple of guys that seemed like they knew a bit about the baseball.  When I asked them what they thought about the film, they were underwhelmed and said the baseball sequences were “totally unrelalistic”.  But you know what?  I don’t care.  If I want sharp realism from my baseball movies, I’ll go re-watch Field of Dreams.  Oh, that’s make-believe too?  Well then, I guess it doesn’t matter; a good story is a good story, and a film’s ability to win my heart will beat sharp sports realism anytime.  Hey, I’m an Oriole’s fan.  I live for make-believe.  It’s worked pretty well this season, and it works for Trouble With The Curve.

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Geek for e Review — House at the End of the Street

As always, click on the title to head to the full review!

Movie Review: House at the End of the Street

Hey, that house over there?  Yeah, the one that’s kind of falling apart.  Wanna hear a story?  It’s about a girl that went crazy and killed her family….  Mmm, gotta love local myths.  Hasn’t everyone had one of “those” houses in their neighborhood at one time or another?  Well, in House at the End of the Street it’s that time for a mother and daughter that are making a new start in a new town.  Probably should have gone one town over.  If they’d done that though, we wouldn’t have such a creepy-good shocker on our hands.  We win, they lose.

House at the End of the Street (or the lovely acronym I’ve seen, HATES) cranks things right up with a flashback that shows the unfortunate events.  Things continue on in the present, four years later.  Momma Sarah and teen daugher Elissa move into the house next door; such a bargain, what a great idea!  Sarah’s a doctor so her schedule is erratic.  But the first night there she notices a light on in the house next door.  The house where the murders occurred.  The house she was told was vacant.  Oops.

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Behind-the-scenes on House At The End Of The Street

As House at the End of the Street opens this weekend, why not take a peek at some “making of” shots?  Than you, Relativity Media!

Writing up the review now — will be published on Geek for e, but as always I’ll have a link here.  ‘Til then, sleep tight kiddies!

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Frankenweenie’s Puppet Hospital

One of the things I love about blogging is that I get to check out cool stuff.  Like this, a “b-roll” clip that shows the wonderful artists from Frankenweenie styling some of the characters and creatures for the film.

Mmm, special effects.  Makes me even more excited for October 5, when the film hits theaters.

 

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TrailerWatch: a new teaser from The Hobbit!

Mmm, hobbitses.  Can’t wait ’til Christmas for a little Bilbo and Gandalf action?  Neither can I. So feast your eyes on the newest trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Dwarves!  Gandalf!  Galadriel!  Cute widdle hedgehogs!  GOLLUM!  It’s definitely a rowdier, funnier film than the LOTR films, by the look of it.  Though we all know that things will take a more serious turn as the story progresses.

Remember, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey opens December 14.

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Toronto International Film Festival Awards announced

I love film fests that have cool acronyms.  Toronto International Film Festival: TIFF.  Yes, I am easily pleased.  How kind of you to notice.

Wanna see these films around here?  Well, you’re in luck.  The “Blackberry People’s Choice Midnight Madness Award” winner, Seven Psychopaths is scheduled to open in Baltimore on October 12th. Midnight Madness Award?  I’m definitely intrigued.

I’ve noticed the ads and multiplex stand-ups for this film: starring  Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Woody Harrelson, Abbie Cornish, Tom Waits, Olga Kurylenko, and Gabourey Sidibe, it’s a story of how a man gets caught up in the LA underworld thanks to his friends stealing a crime lord’s Shih Tzu.  You know you wanna see Walken loose it.  Don’t lie.

Read on for the entire list.  Congratulations to all the winners!

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