TrailerWatch “Don’t Worry Darling” shows a sinister side of perfection

Olivia Wilde showed her impressive directorial chops with the comedic romp Booksmart, but how’s she gonna be with suspense? By the looks of this trailer, not too shabby. Synopsis!

Alice (Florence Pugh) and Jack (Harry Styles) are lucky to be living in Victory, the experimental company town housing the men who work for the top-secret Victory Project and their families. Life is perfect, with every resident’s needs met by the company. All they ask in return is unquestioning commitment to the Victory cause. But when cracks in their idyllic life begin to appear, exposing flashes of something much more sinister lurking beneath the attractive façade, Alice can’t help questioning what they’re doing in Victory, and why. Just how much is Alice willing to lose to expose what’s really going on in paradise?

I’m getting serious Stepford Wives and Get Out “beware the too good to be true” vibes with this one. Spooky! Don’t Worry Darling hits theaters September 23, 2022.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Downton Abbey: A New Era”!

Ready to get your 1920s glam on? Because seriously, there’s gonna be a photo booth, giveaways, a costume contest and more. Synopsis!

From award-winning creator Julian Fellowes comes the motion picture event DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA. The much-anticipated cinematic return of the global phenomenon reunites the beloved cast as they go on a grand journey to the South of France to uncover the mystery of the Dowager Countess’ newly inherited villa.

All the details are in this beautiful invitation – click on it to get yourself passes – won’t you join me?

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness”!

We’ve all been waiting for this since WandaVision…and now it’s time. Synopsis!

In Marvel Studios’ “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness,” the MCU unlocks the Multiverse and pushes its boundaries further than ever before. Journey into the unknown with Doctor Strange, who, with the help of mystical allies both old and new, traverses the mind-bending and dangerous alternate realities of the Multiverse to confront a mysterious new adversary.

Ready? Let’s go!

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TrailerWatch – “Fire Island” is a gay “Pride and Prejudice” starring Bowen Yang? SIGN ME UP

If, like me, the title of this post had you grabbing your remote and saving this movie to your Hulu queue immediately? Did I mention Margaret Cho is here too? WOO-HOO! Synopsis!

Set in the iconic Pines, Andrew Ahn’s Fire Island is a modern-day, unapologetic rom-com showcasing a diverse, multicultural examination of queerness and romance. Inspired by the timeless pursuits from Jane Austen’s classic Pride and Prejudice, the story centers around two best friends (Joel Kim Booster and Bowen Yang) who set out to have a legendary summer adventure with the help of cheap rosé and their cadre of eclectic friends.

Fire Island hits Hulu on June 3rd, 2022. Beach trip without the sand in your everywhere, with a bunch of fantastic characters (and a Jane Austen vibe)? Is it June yet?

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“The Northman”

“Live in honor. Safeguard the family of your blood.”

Story: It’s the year of our pagan lords 895, and young Prince Amleth welcomes his father back from war. But before Amleth knows it, his father is dead, his mother is stolen away, and it’s time to flee. Cut to a grown Amleth in the early 10th Century, thirsting for revenge. Sound familiar? This is the OG tale, baby.

Genre I’d put it in: Legends That Go Further Back Than You Thought Actioners
Release Date: 2022
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Harks back to Viking history and myth, but otherwise original

Gotta say: Hamlet? The Lion King? New kids on the block y’all. Writer(with Sjón)/Director Robert Eggers craft a film based on the 11th Century writer Saxo Grammaticus’ Gesta Danorum. Yep, that far back. Eggers digs into Viking history and lore with both hands, creating an incredibly true-to-life look at the lives of 9th and 10th Century Vikings (mostly warriors) and Norsemen (mostly traders) of Scandinavia. And it’s epic in every sense of the word. Not only is it almost two and a half hours, it’s visually breathtaking, incredibly detailed, and as historically accurate as Eggers could design. Northman is not heroic in the romantic sense. It’s visceral, raw, and nasty. And I was absolutely captivated.

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Take a look at the legacy of “Jurassic World Dominion” with a new featurette!

Ready to see how dinosaurs take over the world again in the conclusion of the Jurassic World series? Universal has a “Legacy Featurette” that should whet your appetite… Synopsis!

THE JURASSIC LEGACY: Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur? Ahead of the June 10 release of Jurassic World Dominion, the epic conclusion of the Jurassic era, two generations of stars, including Oscar-winner Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard and Jurassic World architect and director Colin Trevorrow, look back in wonder at the film franchise that changed cinema and discuss their bold, breathtaking and “scary as hell” new film.

Jurassic World Dominion hits theaters June 10, 2022.

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“Morbius” – Not bad. Not great.

“Soon I’ll face a choice; drink the Red, or die.”

Story: Michael Morbius has been dealing with a deadly DNA-based disorder all his life. So has his friend Lucius (whom he calls Milo – like the last few kids in that hospital bed – so as not to get attached). Morbius

Genre I’d put it in: Horror-lite Superheroes
Release Date: 2022
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the Marvel comics character.

Gotta say:

#Protip: There are two end credits tidbits for your enjoyment. And for folks wondering if Feige is gonna go for a Sinister Six thang… I’VE SAID TOO MUCH

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Northman”!

I’ve been hearing really good things about this one. Like “already my #1 favorite film this year, don’t need to see anything else to make that determination” things. WHOA. So, you wanna see it? I mean, duh. You’re smart as hell, I know you. Synopsis!

From visionary director Robert Eggers comes THE NORTHMAN, an action-filled epic that follows a young Viking prince on his quest to avenge his father’s murder. With an all-star cast that includes Alexander Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ethan Hawke, Björk and Willem Dafoe

Hmm…so mysterious! Ready? Let’s go!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”!

Ready to ramp up? Because here comes the sequel to the film about that Fast Boi! Synopsis!

After settling in Green Hills, Sonic is eager to prove he has what it takes to be a true hero. His test comes when Dr. Robotnik returns, this time with a new partner, Knuckles, in search for an emerald that has the power to destroy civilizations. Sonic teams up with his own sidekick, Tails, and together they embark on a globe-trotting journey to find the emerald before it falls into the wrong hands.

Did I mention there’ll be fun activities and a photo booth at this screening? Ready? Let’s go!

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“The Lost City” – remember fun? It’s here.

“Why are things exploding?”

Genre I’d put it in: Action Rom-Coms Much Better Than Their Trailers Let On
Release Date: 2022
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Feels like a 21st Century Romancing The Stone, and shares its title with1920 and 1935 action films, but is original.

Story: It’s been over five years since superstar romance novelist Loretta Sage became a widow, and she’s been absolutely over writing love stories for quite some time now. But when a billionaire adventurer set on making a name for himself kidnaps her because he thinks she and her late hubby knew about “The Lost City of D” [giggle]? Loretta’s gung-ho book-cover model Dash (Alan Caprison IRL) decides he’s gonna save her. Hey, he knows CrossFit, so they should be good, right?

Gotta say: City looked good in trailers. Bullock, Tatum, Radcliffe, Pitt? C’mon; take my money. But this felt like a summer film, so I worried all the good stuff was in those trailers. But nope; City feels like the love-child of Romancing the Stone and Galaxy Quest, and I’m here to tell you it was a blast. From the amazing comedic chemistry between Tatum and Bullock to the gorgeous wide-shots of jungle landscapes, to the beautiful score (and killer songs), this film is meant for the big screen, and all the treats your little tummy desires. Boosted and ready to hit the multiplex for a laugh? Your wish is this film’s command, y’all.

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