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31 in 31: Dead Snow

Ein! Zwei! Die! – tag line Story: Nazi zombies! In the mountains! No cell phones, no way in or out without a long hike! Our group of 8 friends who came up for the weekend are probably gonna meet ’em … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Monster Brawl

Story: ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble! Two conferences – The Undead and Creatures, with a battle royal between the winning creature and undead. Who will come out on top? Scares: Absolutely none. These monsters are watered down … Continue reading

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31 in 31: A Night at the Movies – The Horrors of Stephen King

Sorry; today I spent all day and early evening at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. As you do. So let’s get started, shall we? Story: THE Man discusses horror; why things are scary, how things get to us, and how the … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Blade

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.” I can’t believe I haven’t pulled this into a 31 in 31 review yet! Well’p, here goes…. Story: Once upon a time, there was a pregnant woman who got bit by a … Continue reading

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31 in 31: American Mary

Story: A medical student who lives to become a surgeon finds herself really short on funds and deep in debt.  After trolling Craigslist for “no sex required” jobs — as you do — she stumbles upon a job that turns … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Creeping Flesh

Story: Hey, I’m back from my science thing in New Guinea! I brought back a strange, huge skeleton! I’m sure it won’t kill anything. Hey, why is it growing skin where I put water on it? Oh well, I’m sure … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Bad Kids Go To Hell

“Honestly Max, it’s a wonder they don’t all kill each other.” Story: The Breakfast Club A group of teens hold a seance in the library instead of bonding during a Saturday detention. And the library? Built on land taken from … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Antiviral

Okay kiddies, I did it last year. I did it the year before that. I am insane. A quick and dirty review of a horror movie every day, all through October. Let’s rumble! Story: In the not so distant future, … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Story: Don’t be scared of a sonambulist. Be scared of the person who controls him. Scares: Plenty of creepy goodness even though this film is almost 100 years old. Splat Factor: In 1920? Fat chance. And it’s not needed. Shock … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Innkeepers

Story: The historic but run down Yankee Pedlar Inn B&B is going out of business. Is it haunted? The final two employees wanna find out… documenting ghosts could be a way to pad their unemployment checks. Hey, what else are … Continue reading

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