Tag Archives: Horror Movies

31 in 31: Cockneys vs Zombies

Story:  A group of pathetically stupid (but hilarious) bank robbers try a heist.  Meanwhile, zombies are popping up around the old folks home.  How are these two disparate groups gonna survive the apocalypse? Scares: A few nice chills and Day … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Sacrament

Story: Remember the Jonestown Massacre? Well, The Sacrament is Eli Roth’s weak attempt to make that tragedy into a horror movie. Scares: Not a one. A decent sense of dread in the beginning, but then it all peters out. Splat … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Shivers (1975)

Story: A dirty old man murders a beautiful young student.  But the dirty old man is actually a medical professor, and the beautiful young student is actually someone he infected with a parasite that was a combination venereal disease/aphrodisiac.  But … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Night of the Creeps

Story: Alien turd-snails that turn humans into zombie incubators crash land in the good ol’ US of A. 30 years later, a college rush prank gone wrong releases a frozen, infected host/corpse/former dudebro. Guess what happens next? Scares: None, at … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Antisocial

Story: Hey, New Year’s Eve party at my place y’all!  Isn’t it fantastic to be on Winter Break — college ruuuuuuulz!  What’s that stupid stuff on TV about locking your doors?  And why are people freaking out on Facebook Social … Continue reading

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31 in 31: [Rec]

Story: Hey there!  I’m a reporter covering a 24-hour beat with the fire department who came to check up on a disturbance in your apartment complex.  So your dog is at the vet because it’s sick?  And that crazy lady … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Carrie (2013)

Story: Quiet girl, shunned by her peers. Religious freak mom. When the girl’s first period hits, bullying hits 11. Another girl gets the guilts, tells her own boyfriend to take poor Carrie to the prom. And if you need to … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Return to Horror High

Story:  In 1982, a bunch of high school kids got killed.  Flash forward a handful of years, and a film crew head to the high school where those murders took place, and try to film a movie.  One by one, … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Cursed

Story: Ellie has it all; a great job, a cute boyfriend, and a brother that keeps her grounded. But when she and her brother get in a car accident, things go from good to gross when they both get bit … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The People Under the Stairs

Story: Poindexter, aka Fool, is about to lose his home, because he and his mom and sister Ruby are being evicted. But family friend Leroy (Ving Rhames) has an idea; why not just rob their landlords the Robesons? Leroy and … Continue reading

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