Tag Archives: 80s Horror

#31in31 2018: “The Stuff”

“No one is as dumb as I appear to be.” Story: An old guy finds some bubbling white goo on the ground. Naturally he eats some, and decides to market it. Soon, everyone wants The Stuff. No calories, tasty as … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Cutting Class”

“Boy’s locker room? Smells like something died in here!” Story: Brian spent five years in a mental hospital after being accused of killing his father. When he starts high school with the kids he used to know, everything goes smoothly … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 – “Prom Night” (1980)

“Kill! The killer’s gonna get you!” Story: Six years ago, a young girl was killed in a horrible accident. The kids that inadvertently caused her fall vow to never tell anyone what happened… Time for Alexander Hamilton High’s senior prom! … Continue reading

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#31in31 2017 – “The Blob (1988)”

“That’s great; I killed the strawberry jam.” Story: A meteor touches down near a small town.  Requisite stock character Old Man Hermit goes looking for it, and damn if it doesn’t stick to him.  Stick to him good.  A couple … Continue reading

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“The Final Girls” trailer: meta-horror done right

I love slasher films.  Mostly because you can connect the dots easily and everything follows the same exact storyline.  Shift a few characterizations around, but boom.  What you see is what you get.  (That’s probably why I’m also a romance … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Night of the Creeps

Story: Alien turd-snails that turn humans into zombie incubators crash land in the good ol’ US of A. 30 years later, a college rush prank gone wrong releases a frozen, infected host/corpse/former dudebro. Guess what happens next? Scares: None, at … Continue reading

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