Tag Archives: In Horror

“Vampires of the Velvet Lounge” – messy monsters

“This night’s gonna get good, babydoll.” [No, no it’s not.] Story: Vampire hunter Cora finds herself in Savannah, GA in order to kill one of the “highest count” serial killers ever known, Elizabeth Bathory. But things take a turn when … Continue reading

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“Ready or Not 2: Here I Come” – Families are hell

“Crazy night LOL πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€” Story: The continuing adventures of newly married/newly separated/newly widowed Grace, and her quest for a cigarette. This time? It’s more than one family. Plus her younger sister. Where TF can a gal get a light around here? … Continue reading

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“Dracula” – a campy, creepy romp that’s perfect for Love Month

“Tell your God that until he brings me back my wife, my life no longer belongs to him.” Story: 1480s Europe. Wallachian Prince Vladimir must leave his beautiful wife Elisabeta and fight against the Ottomans. His only request to his … Continue reading

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“The Long Walk” – heartbreak and horror

“They say it’s a choice to sign up for the walk, but do you know anyone who doesn’t?” Story: After a “war that tore the nation apart”, there is an annual Hunger Games Long Walk. Fifty young men are chosen … Continue reading

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“Weapons” – unique, unsettling, unusual

“What the fuck was THAT?” Story: In Maybrook, Pennsylvania, an entire classroom of children disappeared one night. Okay fine, so it was 2:17am. And okay fine, there was one child who remained. For their third-grade teacher Justine Gandy, it’s a … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Clown in a Cornfield”

β€œOh god it’s bad – it’s so bad girl.” Gist: In rural Kettle Springs, Missouri, Quinn and her physician dad come to town, looking to start fresh after Quinn’s mother died. The town seems to be a bit too into … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Drop”!

I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while now… Synopsis! First dates are nerve-wracking enough. Going on a first date while an unnamed, unseen troll pings you personal memes that escalate from annoying to homicidal? Blood-chilling. Director Christopher … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Dark Match”!

“Five deaths in the ring. That is the thing.” Genre: Wrestling HorrorRelease Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: It’s 1988. In the world of small-time wrestling league SAW, heel Miss Behave (aka Nick) wants to make it big, and … Continue reading

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“MaXXXine” – West & Goth lead us into more horror subgenre temptation

With fewer and fewer films being screened for press in the Baltimore area, I’ll be doing more opening day/weekend reviews. Apologies for folks who’ve been asking for them earlier – I love y’all! “Do you know what happened to the … Continue reading

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“In a Violent Nature” – (N)ot (R)ated for a reason

“Maybe it’s supposed to be here.” Story: Spending time in the woods is fun. Nature, exercise, campfires, s’mores…good times. But maybe if you see an old gold locket literally hanging out in the woods? Maybe leave it alone. Because maybe … Continue reading

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