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“The Northman”

“Live in honor. Safeguard the family of your blood.” Story: It’s the year of our pagan lords 895, and young Prince Amleth welcomes his father back from war. But before Amleth knows it, his father is dead, his mother is … Continue reading

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“Morbius” – Not bad. Not great.

“Soon I’ll face a choice; drink the Red, or die.” Story: Michael Morbius has been dealing with a deadly DNA-based disorder all his life. So has his friend Lucius (whom he calls Milo – like the last few kids in … Continue reading

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“The Lost City” – remember fun? It’s here.

“Why are things exploding?” Genre I’d put it in: Action Rom-Coms Much Better Than Their Trailers Let OnRelease Date: 2022Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Feels like a 21st Century Romancing The Stone, and shares its title with1920 and 1935 action … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Camp Wedding”

“You can book anything on AirB&B.” Genre: Horror Satires Gone Wobbly Release Date: 2019Where I Watched: Vudu Free w/Ads Gist: Mia and Dalvero are getting married this weekend! Mazel! And Mia scored a great deal on a summer camp, and … Continue reading

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“X” is Go See It Cinema. So go see it.

#Xmovie is Go See Cinema. So? Go see it.

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In Queue Review – “Turning Red”!

“Red is a lucky color.” Genre: “Um, guess what?” Coming Of Age Animated Stories Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Disney+ Gist: It’s 2002 y’all – hooray, we survived Y2K! And thirteen-year-old Meilin “Mei Mei” Lee is an eighth-grader on … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Hellbender”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Spring eats Summer, Summer eats Fall, Fall eats Winter, Winter eats Spring.” Genre: Witchy Horror Year Released: 2022 411: … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Stitches”

“Just for the record, not every party ends up with a dead clown.” Genre: Payback Slashers Release Date: 2013Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Little Tommy is having a birthday party, and his mom hired Stitches the clown. A drunk, cantankerous … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Headgame”!

Yeah. Freaky Fridays on a Sunday. I had this written on Friday, but forgot to publish it. Go me! Continue reading

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“The Batman” – powerful performances, punch-drunk plot

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the other side. “I wish I could say I’m making … Continue reading

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