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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Goosebumps!

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Denise

Alrighty 90s children.  Let’s get this retro party started, shall we?  Because today brings passes for the Baltimore area screening of Goosebumps!  Yeah, didn’t we all read those suckers back in the day?  Yes, I’m an 80s child, thanks for … Continue reading →

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31 in 31- The Club

Posted on October 5, 2015 by Denise

Synched with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “Sometimes I just wish it was over.” Story: kids go to prom at a “creepy” castle/building/prom/set. The clock strikes midnight…and you’ll need to drop acid to figure out this convoluted mess after … Continue reading →

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31 in 31- The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death

Posted on October 4, 2015 by Denise

“Don’t look! You mustn’t look.” Story: WWII London. Bomb strikes = taking refugee children to the country.  What could possibly get them up there?  Cue ghost woman! Scares: A few, of course jump-out or pop-up variety. Boo! Splat factor: hardly … Continue reading →

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31 in 31 – The Monster Squad

Posted on October 3, 2015 by Denise

Synched with the 31 Day Horror Movie Challenge “Scary German guy is bitchin’!” Story: Dracula needs an amulet to open up hell on earth. But a group of pint-sized horror nerds are ready for him. Even though Drac has Frankenstein, … Continue reading →

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Kickstarting: “Zack the Zombie Exterminator” looks splatastic!

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Denise

Zack the Zombie Hunter looks like a cool mashup of Ash in Evil Dead, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, and Dead Alive.  It’s up on Kickstarter now, and even though it’s only been active since September 30th (that’s three days, … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: 99 Homes!

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Denise

Bleah.  It’s rainy, chilly and generally dreary out.  So why not take a break from watching kitten videos to grab some free screening passes?  Don’t worry, they’ll still be there. Today, it’s 99 Homes.  It’s one of those films I’m … Continue reading →

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31 in 31 — Knights of Badassdom

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Denise

“My mom made me this mace.” Story: a group of LARPers get to fight a real demon after mage in the group reads a spell from an old book he picked up on eBay. What’s that company’s policy on hellspawn? … Continue reading →

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Movie Review: The Martian

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Denise

Nutshell: Out of this world. Grade: A “It’s been seven days since I ran out of ketchup.” Botanist Mark Watney is on a mission to Mars.  In fact, he’s on Mars, with a whole team of researchers an all-around smart … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Crimson Peak!

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Denise

UPDATE: ALL THE PASSES HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED.  THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED! Ooooh…welcome to October everyone!  And to get you in the mood for the chilly Halloween-tober month, how about passes to Guillermo Del Toro’s latest, Crimson Peak?  Here’s a … Continue reading →

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31 in 31 – Hotel Transylvania 2

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Denise

Kids version time!  This film is first up because 1) this movie is still in theaters, and 2) hello; I love Hotel Transylvania.  So let’s get started. “We don’t need to kill anymore.  We’ve got Pop Tarts.” Story: Drac loves … Continue reading →

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