Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

In Queue Review – “Red Clover”

“What eats gold coins?” [Ooh, I think I know! – Eds] Genre: Holiday Horrors Release Date: 2012Where I Watched: Vudu Gist: Keening, Massachusetts hasn’t had a Saint Patrick’s Day festival in decades. Sixty, to be exact. Ever since a killer … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Turning Red”!

“Red is a lucky color.” Genre: “Um, guess what?” Coming Of Age Animated Stories Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Disney+ Gist: It’s 2002 y’all – hooray, we survived Y2K! And thirteen-year-old Meilin “Mei Mei” Lee is an eighth-grader on … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Hellbender”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Spring eats Summer, Summer eats Fall, Fall eats Winter, Winter eats Spring.” Genre: Witchy Horror Year Released: 2022 411: … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Lost City”!

Note: Paramount has now lifted their covid restricted capacities so this screening may be filled up to 100%. Please bear this in mind when you’re deciding on attending. Be safe out there, lovely people! I’ve gotta say the teasers for … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Stitches”

“Just for the record, not every party ends up with a dead clown.” Genre: Payback Slashers Release Date: 2013Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Little Tommy is having a birthday party, and his mom hired Stitches the clown. A drunk, cantankerous … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Headgame”!

Yeah. Freaky Fridays on a Sunday. I had this written on Friday, but forgot to publish it. Go me! Continue reading

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“The Batman” – powerful performances, punch-drunk plot

Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings at this time. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the other side. “I wish I could say I’m making … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch – “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore” gets back to basics (she said hopefully)

“The world as we know it is coming undone” Man, that quote hits a bit too close to home right now… But I have to admit that after the lackluster Crimes of Grindelwald? I’m actually stoked to see this film, … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Silent Retreat”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Please come back! PLEASE!” [editor: NO.] Genre: Stepford And Descent Ripoffs Year Released: 2013Pedigree: NONE. Where I Watched: Shudder … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (2022)

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Did that not feel like a bad omen to you? This place is cursed now.” Genre: Remakes not worthy … Continue reading

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