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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Northman”!

I’ve been hearing really good things about this one. Like “already my #1 favorite film this year, don’t need to see anything else to make that determination” things. WHOA. So, you wanna see it? I mean, duh. You’re smart as … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”!

Ready to ramp up? Because here comes the sequel to the film about that Fast Boi! Synopsis! After settling in Green Hills, Sonic is eager to prove he has what it takes to be a true hero. His test comes … Continue reading

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“The Lost City” – remember fun? It’s here.

“Why are things exploding?” Genre I’d put it in: Action Rom-Coms Much Better Than Their Trailers Let OnRelease Date: 2022Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Feels like a 21st Century Romancing The Stone, and shares its title with1920 and 1935 action … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Camp Wedding”

“You can book anything on AirB&B.” Genre: Horror Satires Gone Wobbly Release Date: 2019Where I Watched: Vudu Free w/Ads Gist: Mia and Dalvero are getting married this weekend! Mazel! And Mia scored a great deal on a summer camp, and … Continue reading

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“X” is Go See It Cinema. So go see it.

#Xmovie is Go See Cinema. So? Go see it.

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In Queue Review – “Red Clover”

“What eats gold coins?” [Ooh, I think I know! – Eds] Genre: Holiday Horrors Release Date: 2012Where I Watched: Vudu Gist: Keening, Massachusetts hasn’t had a Saint Patrick’s Day festival in decades. Sixty, to be exact. Ever since a killer … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Turning Red”!

“Red is a lucky color.” Genre: “Um, guess what?” Coming Of Age Animated Stories Release Date: 2022 Where I Watched: Disney+ Gist: It’s 2002 y’all – hooray, we survived Y2K! And thirteen-year-old Meilin “Mei Mei” Lee is an eighth-grader on … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “Hellbender”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Spring eats Summer, Summer eats Fall, Fall eats Winter, Winter eats Spring.” Genre: Witchy Horror Year Released: 2022 411: … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Lost City”!

Note: Paramount has now lifted their covid restricted capacities so this screening may be filled up to 100%. Please bear this in mind when you’re deciding on attending. Be safe out there, lovely people! I’ve gotta say the teasers for … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “Stitches”

“Just for the record, not every party ends up with a dead clown.” Genre: Payback Slashers Release Date: 2013Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: Little Tommy is having a birthday party, and his mom hired Stitches the clown. A drunk, cantankerous … Continue reading

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