Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Freaky Fridays – “The Beach House”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “It’d be vacation all the time – isn’t that what we want? Don’t be scared.” Genre: Slow Burn Trippy Horror Year Released: 2020 Where I Watched: … Continue reading

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“The Marksman”

NOTE: I watched this film via a digital screener from the comfort my own home. Before hitting the multiplex, please consider the health risks involved with participating in group gatherings. Take very good care of yourselves – I wanna see you on the … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “VFW”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s look at something cool! “Remember the Alamo.”‘Yeah, but they all died at the Alamo.’`Dumbshits.` Where I Watched: Shudder Genre: Retro-sploitation Action Splatter Pedigree: Another Fangoria joint. Synopsis: There’s a new … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – CBS All Access’ “The Stand” ep 1-3

“*achoo* Excuse me. Allergies.” I adore The Stand. I used to read it every single year. And when the expanded edition came out, I snapped it up the instant it was available. It’s one of my top three favorite books, … Continue reading

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“Wonder Woman 1984” – definitely not 80s DC, probably kinda boring

This one’s gonna be a quick one, because 1) most folks who’ve been wanting to see this probably already hit HBOMAX hard, and 2) I already spent TWO AND A HALF HOURS on this. So I’m not dragging this out. … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A Bride for Christmas”

“I’m awful!” Genre: “I’ve Given Up On Love…Who Dis?” Holiday Romance New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Runaway Bride meets She’s All That during Hallmark Christmastime in this comedy of errors romance. Synopsis: Jessie bolted from three engagements, … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “Christmas Catch”

“And look, no matter how much you want it, you’re not going to meet Mister Right the same way they do movies.” (Clunky line, but a microcosm of the movie as a whole.) Where I Watched: Netflix Genre: Holiday Heist … Continue reading

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“Greenland”

“Hey John, here it comes!” Story: Big comet is headed our way y’all! And Bruce Willis John Cusak Dwayne Johnson Gerard Butler’s John Garrity is doing what he can to save his estranged wife Allison and cute son Nathan from … Continue reading

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“Promising Young Woman” – one incredible film

“You know they put themselves in danger, girls like that.”  Story: Cassie and Nina grew up together. Went to med school together. And dropped out of med school together, after Nina was horribly raped during a party. Years later, Cassie … Continue reading

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Ho or No? – “A Twist of Christmas”

“Why are you holding a rainbow unicorn?” Where I Watched: Vudu’s 99 cent holiday sale Genre: Single Parents Find Love Through Mixups Holiday Romance New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: We’ve seen enemies to love stories before, though … Continue reading

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