Category Archives: Movie Reviews

In Queue Review – “Dark Match”!

“Five deaths in the ring. That is the thing.” Genre: Wrestling HorrorRelease Date: 2025 Where I Watched: Shudder Gist: It’s 1988. In the world of small-time wrestling league SAW, heel Miss Behave (aka Nick) wants to make it big, and … Continue reading

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“Nosferatu” (2024) – Wouldst thou like to live vampirically?

“Dream of me. Only of me.” Story: Ellen, a young girl, despondent and longing for connection, begs the universe for a companion. The universe answers. “Years later”, newlyweds Thomas and Ellen are starting their lives together. But first Thomas must … Continue reading

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Festive Flicks – “Our Little Secret”

“Are you eating random pocket candy?” [WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME? Oh wait. This is movie dialogue, not an attack. Sorry.] Genre: Not-So-Secret Exes Holidayness Release Date: 2024 New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: Hey girl – … Continue reading

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Festive Flicks – “Meet Me Next Christmas” 

“It all makes sense! This is how epic love stories start! This is why I got cheated on three days before Christmas!” [Oh honey…] Genre: Get There By Christmas Rom-coms Release Date: 2024 New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas … Continue reading

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Festive Flicks – “The Merry Gentlemen”

*insert some boilerplate Netflix Christmas pablum here – I was too busy trying not to fall asleep, so I didn’t take notes* Genre: Dull Dancing Spirits Release Date: 2024 New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: New, but harks … Continue reading

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“Gladiator II” – an ode to the excess and eccentricities of Ancient Rome

“There once was a time when there was honor in Rome. That Rome no longer exists.” Story: 16 years after the death of Marcus Aurelius (and the events of Gladiator), the Roman Empire is led by twin emperors Caracalla and … Continue reading

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“Wicked (Part 1)” – a Wonderful World of Oz

“Glinda, exactly how dead is she?” Story: Once upon a time, a young girl was born in Munchkinland. She was born with incredible powers, which could become a boon to the wonderful Wizard of Oz. She only thinks about how … Continue reading

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Festive Flicks – “Hot Frosty”

“This is very…um… It’s just… It’s very weird.” [I mean…fair.] Genre: Netflix Holiday Cheeseballs Release Date: 2024 New Holiday Spirit or Ghost of Christmas Past?: New! Where I Watched: Netflix. Obviously. Synopsis: Kathy has been distancing herself from everyone and … Continue reading

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“Red One” is ho-ho-h-okay

“Spread cheer, asshole.” Story: Jack O’Malley has never believed in Santa Claus. But as he’s grown up, he’s believed in cold hard cash, and gambling. He hasn’t been lucky with either of those. So when he takes a “job” to … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “Thanksgiving”

“We let the police handle it, we’ll all gonna end up end up 50% off.” Story: Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Massachusetts. How freakin’ American can you get? Well, this year, more than turkey is gonna get carved, thanks to a crazed … Continue reading

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