TrailerWatch: Mr. Rogers biopic “Won’t You Be My Neighbor” gives me all the happy feels

Daniel Tiger and Mr. Rogers. *swoons*

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, y’all.  Why?  Because the first trailer for the Mr. Rogers documentary has been released.  Synopsis!

From Academy Award-winning filmmaker Morgan Neville (20 Feet from Stardom), Won’t You Be My Neighbor? takes an intimate look at America’s favorite neighbor: Mister Fred Rogers. A portrait of a man whom we all think we know, this emotional and moving film takes us beyond the zip-up cardigans and the land of make-believe, and into the heart of a creative genius who inspired generations of children with compassion and limitless imagination.

Won’t You Be My Neighbor? comes to our neighborhood in theaters June 8, 2018.

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TrailerWatch: “Show Dogs”

“What kind of dog likes hip-hop?”
[Answer: all the best ones. DUH.]

I love dog shows.  I also really dug Miss Congeniality.  So why not mash ’em up?  If you’re liking the sound of that, check out the trailer for Show Dogs, which has one freakin’ adorable rotti.  Synopsis!

Starring Will Arnett, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Natasha Lyonne, Jordin Sparks, Gabriel Iglesias, Shaquille O’Neal, Alan Cumming, and Stanley Tucci, SHOW DOGS is a family comedy about the unlikely pairing of a human detective (Arnett) and his canine partner (voice of Chris “Ludacris” Bridges), who has to go undercover at the world’s most exclusive dog show to solve his biggest case yet. Catch it in theaters May 18, 2018!

Hip hop hooray, y’all!

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“Insidious: The Last Key”: tired tropes combine with new twists

Nutshell: There’s no doubt that Lin Shaye is an incredible actress that brings top-notch talent to this series as psychic-in-charge Elise. There is, however, serious doubt that this series can continue, considering how it scrapes up the usual jump scares and night-vision tactics that have been a staple of the “other realms” horror subgenre.  Last Key is a lot of scary fun, but if this franchise is to continue, there needs to be fresh…blood. Grade: B

“I know where they go. They go into the dark.”

Story: Psychic Elise Rainier (Shaye) gets a phone call from someone desperate for her help.  Problem is, that someone lives in the house she grew up in.  A house jam-packed with ghosts, demons, and of course that red-faced creep that’s been around since the start of the franchise.  Will Elise and her crew try to help?  What do you think? Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Den of Thieves”!

Happy 2018 y’all!  Ready to get your New Year passes on?  Good, because I’ve got passes for Den of Thieves.  Synopsis!

DEN OF THIEVES is a high energy, fast paced, gritty action film that sets a syndicate of bank robbing criminals (Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, O’Shea Jackson Jr, Pablo Schreiber) who are addicted to heists against an elite special task force of cops, led by Gerard Butler who will stop at nothing to catch them. When this crew of outlaws set their sights on the ultimate heist, robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of downtown Los Angeles, the heat gets turned up on all sides and it gets harder to distinguish the cops from the criminals and the good guys from the bad guys.

That cast sounds absolutely groovy.  Agree?  Let’s go!

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TrailerWatch: freak out over creepy smiles in “Truth or Dare”

Ah, Blumhouse.  You are so much fun. As with Lionsgate, you’ve established yourself as a studio where I can go for some fun scary stuff.  And with the new trailer for Truth or Dare, fun scary stuff looks to be the rule of the day. Synopsis!

Lucy Hale (Pretty Little Liars) and Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf) lead the cast of Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare, a supernatural thriller from Blumhouse Productions (Happy Death Day, Get Out, Split).  A harmless game of “Truth or Dare” among friends turns deadly when someone-or something-begins to punish those who tell a lie-or refuse the dare.

I dare you to get through this trailer without thinking that those Snapchat-esque smiles are nothing less than creepy as hell.  Truth or Dare comes at’cha April 17th, 2018.

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Wayback Review: “Insidious 2”

Because I’m working on my review of Insidious: The Last Key, why not revisit my thoughts on part 2 of this franchise?  From Geek for e way back in 2013.  Enjoy!

Movie Review: Insidious 2

Remember how amazing The Exorcist was? Well, Insidious wasn’t exactly at that level of awesome, but it was pretty damn good. Remember how crappy Exorcist II: The Heretic was? Oh yeah. Same thing here. An amazing opening salvo, then a convoluted, sloppy mess of a sequel. It’s a shame, to see a Fangoria magazine Chainsaw Award-winning horror film devolve. It’s especially rough to see quality actors giving their all to a movie that feels like someone forgot what the plot was halfway in, and then just told everyone to wing it.
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TrailerWatch: “SLENDER MAN” creeps in! 

Can you see him? Because Slender Man is coming y’all. Synopsis!

In a small town in Massachusetts, four high school girls perform a ritual in an attempt to debunk the lore of SLENDER MAN. When one of the girls goes mysteriously missing, they begin to suspect that she is, in fact, HIS latest victim.

I’m digging the hints of the infamous Un Chien Andalou eye scene in this teaser trailer. Guess we shouldn’t eat too much popcorn during this one, huh? Slender Man sneaks up on theaters May 18, 2018.

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TrailerWatch: Bruce Willis picks up the “Death Wish” gauntlet 

“So there’s nothing I can do, that’s what you’re saying?” 

I never thought anyone could come close to the awesomeness that was Charles Bronson. But in this new Death Wish trailer, Bruce Willis channels maximum badass. Okay, I’m in. 

Death Wish hits theaters March 2nd.

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Elsewhere Review: “Brave”

Originally published in 2012, but trotted out for the holiday season. Check out the original piece here at Green Man Review!

Bairns, bodhrans and brogues…. Doesn’t everyone want to be in Scotland?  Disney/Pixar is really hoping you do, with the release of their newest animated feature, Brave.  I liked it.  But I really, really wanted to love it.  So that’s where the empty little hole in my soul is coming from.  Though it is good to see that archery is the new black this season, with Brave taking up the bow & quiver alongside Katniss from The Hunger Games and Hannah’s…Hannah.  Why before you know it, we’ll even get the vote! Continue reading →

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“The Post” – a historical drama that’s all too relevant today

Nutshell: Dynamic performances, and a story about a moment in the Nixon White House where the POTUS tried to break the First Amendment. Echoes of the current administration can’t be denied. Definitely one of my Top 10 films of 2017.  Perhaps my #1. Just go see it. Grade: A

“We are not a little local paper anymore.”

Story: In 1971 the New York Times published an article on how the United States Government had, for several administrations, willfully lied to the American people about our status in the Vietnam War.  When the New York Times is slapped with a restraining order from Nixon administration banning further publication of the information, The Washington Post gets a copy of the papers.  To publish, or not to publish?  That is the question.  Continue reading →

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