“The Shape of Water” – sparkes but doesn’t fully set sail

Nutshell: While Shape is a fascinating story with absolutely incredible performances by Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon and Octavia Spencer, it has neither the sense of wonder of Pan’s Labyrinth, nor the suspense of The Devil’s Backbone. But I can’t say I hated it. No, I wasn’t fully transported, but I was certainly fascinated. Grade: B

“She said ‘Thank You’.”

Story: A mute woman has a job cleaning a top-secret government research facility.  One day, she finds out that said research is being conducted on a humanoid from the sea who can’t connect with his vicious captors.  Hmm.  Perhaps she’s not alone in the world after all?

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Downsizing”!

Mmm, giant Oreo cookies….what?  I’ve got  passes for the Baltimore area screening of Downsizing, and all I can think of is gigantic food.  #priorities  Synopsis!

Downsizing imagines what might happen if, as a solution to over-population, Norwegian scientists discover how to shrink humans to five inches tall and propose a 200-year global transition from big to small. People soon realize how much further money goes in a miniaturized world, and with the promise of a better life, everyman Paul Safranek (Matt Damon) and wife Audrey (Kristen Wiig) decide to abandon their stressed lives in Omaha in order to get small and move to a new downsized community — a choice that triggers life-changing adventures.

Ready to get small?  C’mon!

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Tracee Ellis Ross reads “The Handsy Man” to set things straight 

Tracee Ellis Ross is a goddamn national treasure. And while this is a Jimmy Kimmel Live bit, I’d like to order a few copies of that book. Y’know, just in case. 

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Ready for season 2 of “The Crown”?  

YouTube’r dimitreze did an amazing side-by-side comparison of the show with the real world pictures and videos of Queen Elizabeth II. 

Watch this, and get stoked for season 2 of The Crown! Beans on toast and Victoria sponge optional, but I think it’s a good idea. Carbs! 

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TrailerWatch: “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” trailer tease! 

Ooh – dinosaurs!!! 

Who else is ready to check out the whole trailer this Thursday? 

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “Ferdinand”!

Ready for some animated fun?  I’ve got passes for Ferdinand, a cute story about a bull and…well…synopsis!

FERDINAND tells the story of a giant bull with a big heart. After being mistaken for a dangerous beast, he is captured and torn from his home. Determined to return to his family, he rallies a misfit team on the ultimate adventure. Set in Spain, Ferdinand proves you can’t judge a bull by its cover.

“Can’t judge a bull by its cover” – oh man that’s adorable.  Let’s go! Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Wonder Wheel”!

Get ready for a star-studded cast, Woody Allen at the helm, and a film that has Awards Season Onslaught written all over it (that’s a good thing, y’all.) I’ve got passes for Wonder Wheel, and I’m ready to share.  Synopsis!

WONDER WHEEL tells the story of four characters whose lives intertwine amid the hustle and bustle of the Coney Island amusement park in the 1950s: Ginny (Kate Winslet), an emotionally volatile former actress now working as a waitress in a clam house; Humpty (Jim Belushi), Ginny’s rough-hewn carousel operator husband; Mickey (Justin Timberlake), a handsome young lifeguard who dreams of becoming a playwright; and Carolina (Juno Temple), Humpty’s long-estranged daughter, who is now hiding out from gangsters at her father’s apartment. Cinematographer Vittorio Storaro captures a tale of passion, violence, and betrayal that plays out against the picturesque tableau of 1950s Coney Island.

I can’t wait to see that cinematography; Coney Island is such a fantastic place.  Also, who doesn’t love Winslet and Timberlake?  Let’s go!

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Con News: Snyder and Capullo back at Awesome Con!

That’s right y’all.  Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo are headed back to Awesome Con this year!  I can’t wait to hear what stories Snyder is working on, and of course hear where I’ll see Capullo’s gorgeous art next.

See you at Awesome Con!

 

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Con News: Ho Ho Ho – Baltimore Comic-Con tix now on sale!

Wondering what to get your geeky friend and/or family member for the holidays?  Well, why not snap up tix to next year’s Baltimore Comic-Con?  It’s got it all; groovy cosplay, panels filled with amazing guests, and of course that glorious merch room.

Plus, there’s a chance you’ll catch me roaming around next year.  Yeah, I’ma count that as a plus.  Sure.

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Movie News: “Marshall” coming back to theaters!

I’m so glad to hear that this film is getting a second go-round, and just in time for award season! Especially since I’m sure a lot of folks who didn’t get a chance the first time would like to see it, now that it’s received eight NAACP Image Award noms!

Plus, catching Marshall in theaters will be a great way to see Chadwick Boseman on the big screen before Black Panther comes out.  Just sayin’.

So get to theaters starting this Friday, and check it out. (I know I’ll be there…) Read all about the re-release below!

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