“Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” – beautiful, messy

Nutshell: Dazzling, beautiful, uneven.  The lightning-in-a-bottle that was Besson’s The Fifth Element doesn’t strike twice here, even though the visuals and world-building magic is definitely present and accounted for.  It’s as if with Valerian, Besson focused more on the universe he was creating, rather than the characters that were meant to live in it and what they’re supposed to achieve. Which makes it a beautiful, fascinating, mess. Grade: C+

“I’m not asking you to die for me. I’m asking you to trust me.”

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TrailerWatch: Fassbender and Ferguson hunt “The Snowman”

“The only thing we know for sure, is that he’s playing games with us.”

Can I say that a thriller titled The Snowman looks…chilling?  Because it does.  Synopsis!

When an elite crime squad’s lead detective (Michael Fassbender) investigates the disappearance of a victim on the first snow of winter, he fears an elusive serial killer may be active again. With the help of a brilliant recruit (Rebecca Ferguson), the cop must connect decades-old cold cases to the brutal new one if he hopes to outwit this unthinkable evil before the next snowfall.

Fassbender and Ferguson are a draw, but there’s even more to the cast than that. J.K. Simmons, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Toby Jones, Chloë Sevigny…

If you’re looking for a thriller to cool you down at the beach, maybe the book this movie is based on would fit the bill? I’m adding it to my queue. The Snowman rolls into theaters October 20, 2017.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Detroit”!

It’s really hot outside.  So why not head into the air-conditioning, and learn a little something while you’re at it?  I’ve got passes to Detroit, a film based on the 1967 Detroit/12th Street Riots.  Synopsis!

From the Academy Award winning director of THE HURT LOCKER and ZERO DARK THIRTY, DETROIT tells the gripping story of one of the most terrifying moments during the civil unrest that rocked Detroit in the summer of ’67.

I loved Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty and The Hurt Locker, and I expect the same sort of gritty realism here. (In fact, the trailer is absolutely gripping.) Ready to get your historical drama on?  Well, let’s do this!

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TrailerWatch: Guillermo Del Toro’s monstrously beautiful “The Shape of Water”

“You don’t think that’s what the Lord looks like, do you?”

Love story time!  But of course, with director Guillermo Del Toro, there’s gonna be a spin.  Think Hellboy (or rather Abe Sapien from the comics) meets Planet of the Apes meets Romeo and Juliet.  But why am I writing?  Synopsis!

From master story teller, Guillermo del Toro, comes THE SHAPE OF WATER – an other-worldly fairy tale, set against the backdrop of Cold War era America circa 1963. In the hidden high-security government laboratory where she works, lonely Elisa (Sally Hawkins) is trapped in a life of silence and isolation. Elisa’s life is changed forever when she and co-worker Zelda (Octavia Spencer) discover a secret classified experiment. Rounding out the cast are Michael Shannon, Richard Jenkins, Michael Stuhlbarg and Doug Jones.

Sounds incredibly sweet.  And the CGI/motion capture of “the creature” is amazing.  Seriously, it’s so Abe Sapien I just want to love him and hug him and call him George.

The Shape of Water hits theaters December 8th, 2017.

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TrailerWatch: “Professor Marston & The Wonder Women”

“The world can’t stop us.”

I’ll watch anything that Connie Britton is in.  She’s absolutely amazing.  Toss Wonder Woman into the mix, and that movie’s a no-brainer y’all.  So herewith, the first trailer for Professor Marston and the Wonder Women! Synopsis!

In a superhero origin tale unlike any other, the film is the incredible true story of what inspired Harvard psychologist Dr. William Moulton Marston to create the iconic Wonder Woman character in the 1940’s. While Marston’s feminist superhero was criticized by censors for her ‘sexual perversity’, he was keeping a secret that could have destroyed him. Marston’s muses for the Wonder Woman character were his wife Elizabeth Marston and their lover Olive Byrne, two empowered women who defied convention: working with Marston on human behavior research — while building a hidden life with him that rivaled the greatest of superhero disguises. Starring Luke Evans, Rebecca Hall, Bella Heathcote, and Connie Britton.

With Bella Heathcote (The Man in the High Castle,), Rebecca Hall (Vicky Christina Barcelona) and the absolutely wonderful Luke Evans, who was so lovely during the press junket for The Raven, this looks like a great mix of indie talent.

Professor Marston & The Wonder Women hits theaters October 27, 2017.

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“Girl’s Trip” is a dirty, sweet, first-rate look at friendship

Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece. Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a few sentences, or stream of consciousness. So herewith, a quick-n-(DEFINITELY) dirty on…Girl’s Trip!

Nutshell: Friendships can be a whole lotta things all at once.  So’s Girl’s Trip; a hilarious, sweet, raunchy, gal-fest of friendship, and reconnecting after those solid bonds of college friendships come undone. Chick flick clichés abound, but the cast . Definitely not for the faint of pervy heart, but those who are down for some dirty will have a blast.  Grab your gal pals, down a few drinks, and get to it. Grade: A-

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TrailerWatch: “Blade Runner 2049” hints at secrets and war

Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling are so perfectly chiseled they could definitely be replicants.  But are they? This new trailer from Blade Runner 2049 makes me really want to find out…and regardless of the answer to that question, 2049 looks like a very cool mashup of the original film, and HBO’s Westworld.  Not too shabby, that.  Synopsis!

Thirty years after the events of the first film, a new blade runner, LAPD Officer K (Ryan Gosling), unearths a long-buried secret that has the potential to plunge what’s left of society into chaos. K’s discovery leads him on a quest to find Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), a former LAPD blade runner who has been missing for 30 years.

After the Entertainment Weekly piece where director Denis Villeneuve mentions that “The [color] yellow is something I can’t talk about, but…it’s a very important color”, I’m hoping that’s the hint of larger plots/Blade Runner 2049 hits theaters October 6th, 2017.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Atomic Blonde”!

Did Wonder Woman wet your whistle for more women-lead butt-kicking movies?  Well then, have I got a screening for you.  Atomic Blonde, starring Charlize Theron.  Synopsis!

Oscar® winner Charlize Theron explodes into summer in Atomic Blonde, a breakneck action-thriller that follows MI6’s most lethal assassin through a ticking time bomb of a city simmering with revolution and double-crossing hives of traitors.

The crown jewel of Her Majesty’s Secret Intelligence Service, Agent Lorraine Broughton (Theron) is equal parts spycraft, sensuality and savagery, willing to deploy any of her skills to stay alive on her impossible mission.  Sent alone into Berlin to deliver a priceless dossier out of the destabilized city, she partners with embedded station chief David Percival (James McAvoy) to navigate her way through the deadliest game of spies.

A blistering blend of sleek action, gritty sexuality and dazzling style, Atomic Blonde is directed by David Leitch (John Wick, upcoming Deadpool 2).  Also starring John Goodman, Til Schweiger, Eddie Marsan, Sofia Boutella and Toby Jones, the film is based on the Oni Press graphic novel series “The Coldest City,” by Antony Johnston & illustrator Sam Hart.  Kurt Johnstad (300) wrote the screenplay.

Ready?  Let’s go!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Step”!

Ready to dance?  Okay, it’s too hot out.  Ready to watch people dance and be dazzled?  Me too!  Especially while I’m eating popcorn and Twizzlers.  Balance in all things, y’all.  I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Step, and I’m ready.  But first?  Synopsis!

STEP is the true-life story of a girls’ high-school step dance team against the background of the heart of Baltimore. These young women learn to laugh, love and thrive – on and off the stage – even when the world seems to work against them. Empowered by their teachers, teammates, counselors, coaches and families, they chase their ultimate dreams: to win a step championship and to be accepted into college. This all female school is reshaping the futures of its students’ lives by making it their goal to have every member of their senior class accepted to and graduate from college, many of whom will be the first in their family to do so. Deeply insightful and emotionally inspiring, STEP embodies the true meaning of sisterhood through a story of courageous young women worth cheering for.

Step teams.  B’more.  Overcoming the odds.  What more could you ask for?  Free passes!  Well c’mon!

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Con News: MOAR guests for Small Press Expo! Hernandez! Powell! Leong! KEITH KNIGHT!

Okay, remember how I said that Keith Knight’s panel at last year’s SPX was incredible?  Well y’all – he’s BAAAACK!  Along with even more incredible talent: Gilbert Hernandex (Love and Rockets), Nate Powell (March), Ignatz award winner Sloane Leong (A Map to the Sun)…

And so much more great creators.  But why am I flappin’ my fingers? Read on for full details!

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