X-Men: Apocalypse

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Nutshell: strong start, strong finish, but a wobbly middle shored up by character shout outs for longtime fans, and a few fun surprises. Casual viewers may enjoy the mind-blowing FX, but fans will wish for more than a tip of the iceberg look at these characters. Grade: C+

“At least we can all agree; the third one’s always the worst.”

While I don’t agree with the character that dropped this bomb when it comes to her particular topic, I can’t rail against her either.  Apocalypse, the third in the “Younger Mutants” series, isn’t the worst of the series. (That’d be Days of Future Past, which has grown on me but is still a mess.) But it’s not best either. (That’d be First Class, of course.) Apocalypse is not bad, but not great either. And in a year where we’ve already had Civil War break out, Deadpool get his freak on,  and watched Batman kick Superman’s ass?  Director Bryan Singer needed to step the hell up and make sure this movie didn’t get caught in the riptide of so many other blockbusters.  Unfortunately, Apocalypse suffers from curse of the meh. How’d this film flounder?  By focusing on action and battles, rather than honing in on the real meat of the story; the idea of a First Mutant, and how  other mutants see the possibility of a New Mutant Order.

Here in Apocalypse, it’s 1985, and while the mutants we know and love from the first two films are off doing their own thing, an ancient mutant named Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac, under all the latex) comes up from the underground wreckage of Ancient Egypt and decides to rebuild the world. He seeks out the four strongest mutants he can find – his Four Horsemen – and unleashes their full potential. He wants all mutants to reach their full potential.  Sounds good if you’re a mutant, right?  Problem; he’s only interested in the best and brightest, the strongest powers.  Everyone else can suck it, right along with the un-gifted populace.  So let’s gather the troops and make with the destruction already! Continue reading

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Laura Linney to be Honored for Her Cancer Advocacy at “Tower of Hope Gala”

Had to share, because 1) Laura Linney, and 2) cancer research.  Enjoy the happy time!

Laura Linney to be Honored for Her Cancer Advocacy, Along With Cancer Survivor and Producer Christina Simpkins and Renowned Oncologist Dr. Fred Rosenfelt at Tower Cancer Research Foundation’s 20th Anniversary Tower of Hope Gala on Thursday Evening, May 19, 2016 in Los Angeles

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LOS ANGELES, May 10, 2016 /PRNewswire/ — Three-time Academy AwardŽ nominated actress Laura Linney, cancer survivor, producer and actress Christina Simpkins, and renowned oncologist Dr. Fred Rosenfelt will be honored for their commitment to raising awareness about cancer, and ending the disease at Tower Cancer Research Foundation’s Tower of Hope Gala on Thursday, May 19, 2016. The honorees will be joined by leaders in entertainment, politics, business and medicine, including Gabourey Sidibe, who will present Ms. Linney with Tower Cancer Research Foundation’s (Tower’s) Humanity Award. Red Carpet arrivals will begin at 6:00 PM at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, 9876 Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills, California. Continue reading

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Wayback Review – X-Men: First Class

With X-Men: Apocalypse coming up later this month (and me working on my review for it), why not dip into the past to see what I thought of the first in the “Young Mutants” series?

Movie Review — X-Men: First Class

x men first class onesheetThe more things change, the more things stay the same; X-Men: First Class may be set in the 60’s, but it’s themes of war and prejudice, along with it’s call for tolerance, are still relevant today.  What makes this movie more than just another comic book story is how they take these ideas and weave them into a truly entertaining film.  Hey, they even make the old blue-and-yellow suits look classy.

It’s 1944, and Erik Lehnsherr has been sent to a concentration camp with his parents.  His anguish at the thought of being separated from his mother causes him to tap into powers that cause the metal fencing separating them to warp.  He’s shuttled off to be studied by Sebastian Shaw, with horrible consequences.  Meanwhile, telepath Charles Xavier is growing up in the lap of luxury, with everything a child could want, including best friend/adopted sister Raven.  Cut to the 1960s, and while Charles is wrapping up college studies, Erik is on a manhunt for the Nazis who destroyed his life.  When Charles and Erik come together to protect the world from Shaw, their friendship is tested because of their differing beliefs.  Charles holds out hope that humans will ultimately embrace mutants and they can all live together in harmony.  Erik, after his time in the camps, has nothing but disdain for a race he believes will try to destroy anything different. Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Nice Guys!

The-Nice-Guys-poster-2Good morning!  You certainly look nice today.  Me too?  Well, isn’t that nice.  Y’know what else is nice?  Free passes.  And I’ve got ’em for the new Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling joint, The Nice Guys.  Synopsis!

Set in 1970s Los Angeles, down-on-his-luck private eye Holland March (Ryan Gosling) and hired enforcer Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) must work together to solve the case of a missing girl and the seemingly unrelated death of a porn star. During their investigation, they uncover a shocking conspiracy that reaches up to the highest circles of power.

The trailer has a nice buddy chemistry between the two leads.  And that’s nice too.  Onward, to passes!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Now You See Me 2!

now you see me 2They’re back for more illusions*, and this time they’re teaming up with Harry Potter!  Okay, Daniel Radcliffe.  But boom, right?  Synopsis!

THE FOUR HORSEMEN [Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Lizzy Caplan] return for a second mind-bending adventure, elevating the limits of stage illusion to new heights and taking them around the globe. One year after outwitting the FBI and winning the public’s adulation with their Robin Hood-style magic spectacles, the illusionists resurface for a comeback performance in hopes of exposing the unethical practices of a tech magnate. The man behind their vanishing act is none other than WALTER MABRY [Daniel Radcliffe], a tech prodigy who threatens the Horsemen into pulling off their most impossible heist yet. Their only hope is to perform one last unprecedented stunt to clear their names and reveal the mastermind behind it all.

The trailer looks absolutely amazing.  So want passes?  Of course you do.  Follow me..

*Lionsgate sent me a Blu-Ray of Now You See Me to amp up for this sequel, and I’ll be reviewing that Blu-Ray later this month.

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: The Angry Birds Movie!

angry birds onesheetYou know ’em.  You love ’em.  They drive you crazy because C’MON I JUST NEED ONE MORE MOVE…  Ahem.  Anyway, the birds and pigs are coming to the big screen, and I’ve got passes.  But first?  Synopsis!

In the 3D animated comedy, The Angry Birds Movie, we’ll finally find out why the birds are so angry. The movie takes us to an island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds – or almost entirely.  In this paradise, Red (Jason Sudeikis, We’re the Millers, Horrible Bosses), a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck (Josh Gad in his first animated role since Frozen), and the volatile Bomb (Danny McBride, This is the End, Eastbound and Down) have always been outsiders.  But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it’s up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to.

Featuring a hilarious, all-star voice cast that includes Bill Hader (Trainwreck, Inside Out), Maya Rudolph (Bridesmaids, Sisters), and Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), as well as Kate McKinnon (Saturday Night Live, Ghostbusters), Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele), Tony Hale (Veep, Arrested Development), Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), Ike Barinholtz (Neighbors, Sisters),  Hannibal Buress (Daddy’s Home, Broad City), Jillian Bell (22 Jump Street), Danielle Brooks (Orange is the New Black), Latin music sensation Romeo Santos, YouTube stars Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla), and country music superstar Blake Shelton, who writes and preforms the original song “Friends,” the Columbia Pictures/Rovio Entertainment film is directed by Fergal Reilly and Clay Kaytis and produced by John Cohen and Catherine Winder.  The screenplay is by Jon Vitti, and the film is executive produced by Mikael Hed and David Maisel.

What a groovy all-star voice cast, amirite?  Speaking of right, right this way for passes… Continue reading

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Pony News: ready your wallets! BronyCon 2016 to add Art Show with one-of-a-kind items!

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C’mon; one of the main reasons we love going to cons is to pick up merch we’d never find anywhere else.  So BronyCon is doing even more to feed that need this year, by giving us an Art Show!  That’s right, in addition to the usual shopping coma we all get from cruising Artists Alley, we can now check out one-of-a-kind items and bid on ’em.  Mmmm, one-of-a-kind items…  If there’s a Flutterbat anywhere in sight, I may have to kiss my wallet goodbye.  #priorities

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Wayback Reviews: Red Rising

With my old stomping ground Green Man Review now dead and gone, I’m posting stuff I wrote there back in the day.  Because I hate to see it vanish. First published at Green Man Review March 31st, 2014. I’d link to the original, but as that site has ceased to be, here ’tis all alone.

Pierce Brown: Red Rising

red rising coverAnother dystopian future full of young adults who don’t know where they fit in?  Nooooo, you cry!  You’re sick to death of angsty teens navel-gazing their way through revolution, and if you see another love triangle featuring supernatural creatures that take their shirt off for no good reason, you’ll end someone.

Not to worry.  Red Rising does have the requisite dystopian future, but that’s where Pierce Brown breaks away from the pack and launches into a scathing look at politics, social order and The State, all tied up with one (young) man’s quest for vengeance.  Red Rising may be shoehorned in with the other YA books that have taken off thanks to the power of blockbuster series like The Hunger Games and Divergent (and yes, even  – shudder — Twilight), but it’s it’s own kind of beast, with it’s own kind of dangers and difficulties.  That makes Red Rising a novel that stands away from the pack nicely, and one that has this reviewer slavering for the next installment.  Grab this book before it shoots up the bestseller charts, and you can pull the Cool Book Nerd card at your next get-together.  Oh yeah, and it’s a helluva read.

Darrow is a Red, the lowest rung of the social ladder.  He and his fellow Reds toil in the bowels of Mars, trying to make it habitable for humans.  They’re told their pioneers, saviours of the human race.  Problem?  Higher level humans, or “higher colors”, have already moved into Mars, and Reds are simply the ones doing their dirty work.  When Darrow’s wife Eo — who found out about this and thirsted for revolution — is executed by top-of-the-food-chain Golds, he is given a choice; become a Gold and overthrow the status quo, or end up just like his beloved Eo.  But Darrow’s view of what it must be like to be a Gold is rocked when he’s chosen to become the elite of the elite, and there’s no guarantee he’ll live through the testing process.

When reading this book it was inevitable that I’d feel the whispers of Lord of the Flies, Enders Game and The Hunger Games.  It’s a story where a young man has to battle his way to the top, up-ending the social order as he goes along.  But there’s a freshness and truth in the words of these characters. The narrative feels honest, like real young adults instead of an author reaching way back. Probably because the author is recently out of his teens himself.

In a similar move to The Hunger Games, Red Rising groups humans into classes.  But rather than go by geographic location, Rising sees humanity evolve into different sub-classes, which are color-coded.  Pinks are the masters of the “physical arts”.  Obsidian are the warriors.  Violets the artists, and so on.  The book’s Web site has a wonderful pyramid that makes the hierarchy easy to follow.  I also loved the breakdown of the Gold “house” system, with it’s strong ties to Roman mythology.  When Brown gets into the climax of the novel, the young Golds are sorted into different houses that all must do battle against the other. Mars, Venus,Ceres, Jupiter…it’s a mythology nerd’s dream.  I would have liked more time with the various houses — hello, House Bacchus! — and how they worked, but I’m guessing the ties that were forged here may play a larger part in the second part of the trilogy, as the young Golds leave their testing arena and enter their real world.

But what I loved the most?  Hey look – a fantastic ya novel with no love triangle! Inconceivable? Seems that way with the current crop of dystopian lurves, but believe it. Darrow focuses on the task at hand, and though there’s a beautiful Gold girl who plays an important part in this tale, he’s still all about the Red love he lost. *fans self*

I loved how this book made me really, truly consider alternative forms of government. With the mythology here favoring rule by an elite class, there’s a predisposition to squinch a nose at that “better than you” way of thinking. However, as the author digs into the training of young Gold leaders, I found myself seeing what the proctors wanted their charges to discover; in a fierce world perhaps hard, ruthless decisions are necessary. I’m looking forward to seeing if the author shows readers that necessity, or if instead the world of the Gold works against itself.

And if you think this novel has caused an insane amount of Hollywood infighting for the movie rights, you’d be spot on.  Universal nabbed the glory, and as of right this second it looks like World War Z’s Marc Forster will helm.  But please, don’t wait for the movie.  Much like WWZ, there’s no way a film can do this amazing, sweeping tale justice.  Pick up a copy and dive right in.  You might want to make sure a few friends do the same, because you’ll definitely want to discuss the ideas presented.  May I suggest a nice stout and some brown bread to tide you over during that debate?

* note: The author ain’t one to shy away from the red stuff. In fact, while reading this book I toyed with the idea that Red Rising was actually a hint at how gory the action gets.  Those that suffer from Faint Of Heart-itis may want to take a pass.  Pity.

(Random House, 2014)

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Captain America: Civil War is the Marvel throwdown we’ve been waiting for

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Nutshell: If you’re an MCU fan, you know you’re gonna see this, but wanna know if it’s actually any good. IT’S BETTER. If you’re not an MCU fan and wanna know if you should see it? There’s plenty of amazing battle scenes, as well as scenes that will have you feeling all the feelings, because the actions in this gutsy storyline have very real consequences.  So yeah, Civil War can satisfy fans and non-fans. What are you waiting for? Grade: A

I’ve been salivating over the idea of a Civil War storyline in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe, for folks who are still having trouble with all the acronyms) ever since they announced it back in 2014.  The idea that Marvel would make a film about the consequences of epic superhero throwdowns, and how dealing with those consequences shatter the Avengers, made me bounce in my seat.  Because let’s face it; as much as I love superhero movies, after a while it’s the same old Bad vs. Good punchfest we’ve seen a million times or more.  Adding themes of responsibility, the price of freedom, and what it means to be a hero?  Could reboot the entire franchise, and Civil War does just that. And it might just be the best thing Marvel has dropped into our lap so far.

Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD.  I’ve inviso-texted the synopsis, but I can’t guarantee that’ll work on all devices.  Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

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TrailerWatch: new “The Shallows” trailer shows MOAR SHARK

the shallows onesheetThe first trailer for The Shallows showed a stranded Blake Lively trying to figure out how to get back to land while a shark circles.  This time, there’s more shark, and more violence.  And it’s looking even more better y’all.  (Yes, even-more-better is definitely a thing.) Seriously.  I figured this’d be a fun ride, but it looks like Sony could actually have a sleeper on their hands.  Synopsis!

In the taut thriller The Shallows, when Nancy (Blake Lively) is surfing on a secluded beach, she finds herself on the feeding ground of a great white shark.  Though she is stranded only 200 yards from shore, survival proves to be the ultimate test of wills, requiring all of Nancy’s ingenuity, resourcefulness, and fortitude.

The Shallows scares you out of your bathtub on June 29th, 2016.

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