Radical, dude! Gnarly! No, I haven’t been hit on the head and taken back to the 80s. I’ve been spending time with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! And I’ve got passes for their latest film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Synopsis!
After supervillain Shredder escapes custody, he joins forces with mad scientist Baxter Stockman (Tyler Perry) and two dimwitted henchmen, Bebop (Gary Anthony Williams) and Rocksteady (WWE Superstar Stephen “Sheamus” Farrelly), to unleash a diabolical plan to take over the world. As the Turtles prepare to take on Shredder and his new crew, they find themselves facing an even greater evil with similar intentions: the notorious Krang.
I’m looking forward to seeing how Tyler Perry does playing eeeeevil. Hoping he’ll dial it up to 11…
Passes! Here! No sewer scrambling required!


Gotta love Michael Ian Black. From MTV’s “I Love The…” series to Wet Hot American Summer, he’s a hoot. [#Protip: read America You Sexy Bitch, a book about politics, America, road-trips, and everything in between that he wrote with conservative/foil Meghan McCain. It’s a great read, and perfect for this election season.]
No secret I’m up for the new Ghostbusters reboot/re-imagining/whatever-I’ma-watch-it. Now with this new trailer, there’s lots of spooky going on, and it’s glorious. Looks like this film has let the quartet of SNL alums off their network leash, and it’s a hoot. Plus, the CGI is downright creepy.
Are you 5 years old? Do the words “boobies”, “heinie” or “weiner” make you giggle? ME TOO.

Tick tock…it’s time for a sequel! Alice in Wonderland did so well, so naturally Disney hit the library and grabbed the next book in the series, Alice Through the Looking Glass. Synopsis? Synopsis!
I’ve always wanted to hit Dragon-Con. Heck, I’d like to get up off it and hit New York Comic-Con. Why? Because these cons hit later in the year, after con season typically packs up and starts prepping for next year. But I’d rather stick closer to home if I’m able. I’m lazy, and I like to drag my ill-gotten goods home without getting an unromantic pat down by airport security. (Seriously; buy a girl a latte first y’all.)
Where my WoW people at? Because I’ve got passes to the movie adaptation – Warcraft! Synopsis!


