
Nutshell: strong start, strong finish, but a wobbly middle shored up by character shout outs for longtime fans, and a few fun surprises. Casual viewers may enjoy the mind-blowing FX, but fans will wish for more than a tip of the iceberg look at these characters. Grade: C+
“At least we can all agree; the third one’s always the worst.”
While I don’t agree with the character that dropped this bomb when it comes to her particular topic, I can’t rail against her either. Apocalypse, the third in the “Younger Mutants” series, isn’t the worst of the series. (That’d be Days of Future Past, which has grown on me but is still a mess.) But it’s not best either. (That’d be First Class, of course.) Apocalypse is not bad, but not great either. And in a year where we’ve already had Civil War break out, Deadpool get his freak on, and watched Batman kick Superman’s ass? Director Bryan Singer needed to step the hell up and make sure this movie didn’t get caught in the riptide of so many other blockbusters. Unfortunately, Apocalypse suffers from curse of the meh. How’d this film flounder? By focusing on action and battles, rather than honing in on the real meat of the story; the idea of a First Mutant, and how other mutants see the possibility of a New Mutant Order.
Here in Apocalypse, it’s 1985, and while the mutants we know and love from the first two films are off doing their own thing, an ancient mutant named Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac, under all the latex) comes up from the underground wreckage of Ancient Egypt and decides to rebuild the world. He seeks out the four strongest mutants he can find – his Four Horsemen – and unleashes their full potential. He wants all mutants to reach their full potential. Sounds good if you’re a mutant, right? Problem; he’s only interested in the best and brightest, the strongest powers. Everyone else can suck it, right along with the un-gifted populace. So let’s gather the troops and make with the destruction already! Continue reading →