TrailerWatch: “Bad Moms” red band shows how adulting really goes

Bad Moms onesheet“Every time I think of that big dumb motherfucker going off to college I wanna cry…. Children are such a gift.”

And if you read the line above and said hellz yeah?  Then Bad Moms is for you.  The last sneak peek gave us an idea that this movie was gonna be for the lay-deez, and it is.  But this is for anyone trying their best, failing in the eyes of the perfects, and then deciding to give zero.  (BTW, Christina Applegate looks like the best-worst Mean Girl who ever grew up and ran the PTA.)  Synopsis!

In this new comedy from the writers of The Hangover, Amy has a seemingly perfect life – a great marriage, over-achieving kids, beautiful home and a career. However she’s over-worked, over-committed and exhausted to the point that she’s about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities – going on a wild, un-mom-like binge of long overdue freedom, fun and self-indulgence – putting them on a collision course with PTA Queen Bee Gwendolyn and her clique of devoted perfect moms.

They REALLY should have released this for Mother’s Day.  Because really now; I know so many badass women who do all the things and have kids.  And they deserve a drunk-ass laugh riot movie.  But they’ll have to wait ’til June 29th just like the rest of us.  Bummer.

NOTE: this is definitely red-band.  So you’ll wanna wait ’til the kids are asleep – or your boss is – before you queue this puppy up.

 

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Review in a Flash: “Keanu”

Sometimes I’m too lazy for a full-out piece. Sometimes everything I’ve got to say about a film can be summarized in a sentence or two. Sometimes it’s both. So herewith, a quick-n-dirty on Key & Peele’s first foray into filmness, Keanu!

keanu“Keanu…I think it means ‘cool breeze’ in Hawaiian.”

Nutshell: One incredibly cute kitten.  One incredibly hard R of a film.  Hilarious, inappropriate, and sometimes downright tacky (I mean that as a compliment), Keanu brings the Key and Peele TV viewers know and love, and shows us what they’re like working blue.  Great cameos amp up the enjoyment, but while their riffs are the same, this ain’t their TV show. It’s better.  Grade: B+

Before: Damn that’s one cute kitten.  Look at him.  LOOK AT HEEEEEEM.  I wonder if I could steal one of those movie posters.  I know just where I’d put it…the movie though?  Probably a silly cash-grab.  I love me some Key and Peele, but they can’t possibly make a decent comedy based on a getting back the kitten gag.  Can they?  *watches trailer* Okay, maybe I’ll give this a shot.

During: Damn that’s one cute kitten.  Look at him.  LOOK AT HEEEEEEM. I.  Cannot.  Look.  Away.  The cuteness is overpowering.  But that’s the whole point, innit?   Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele play cousins Clarence and Rell; Clarence is put together maybe a bit too well (Key) and Rell is a stoner who’s getting over a breakup (Peele).  Meanwhile, as Rell wallows in self-pity, a gangland clash leaves a tiny kitten lost in the streets of LA.  Where’s a poor kitty gonna go?  Why, to Rell’s house, naturally.  Rell instantly bonds with the little guy and names him George (sike)…but bad news.  Another gang breaks into Rell’s home in an apparent mix-up, and takes Keanu.  Worse news? The bad guys who just killed an entire drug house full of gang members were smitten by the kitten too. Can Clarence and Rell, as middle-class normcore as they come, pass themselves off as hard-timer thug-life boys and get little Keanu back?  They’re sure gonna try.

Digging into their usual riffs on racial identity, cultural stereotypes and what makes people who they are, Key and Peele are in their element here.  There are no TV censors to tell them to dial things back, and nobody to say a scene is too much.  So bring on the ultra-violence, strip club boobies, and crazy drug use!  Yeah, that last sentence doesn’t exactly scream laugh-riot (more like The Wire…but more about that in a tic), but trust me, these two know how to take a negative, point at it, and laugh their asses off.

There are definitely scenes that are a bit too much. But not because they’re unbelievable – this is a crazy comedy along the lines of The Blues Brothers or the Friday series. It’s more that there are times when a scene goes on just a bit too long, a gag beaten into viewers just a bit too much. But overall Key and Peele take a one-joke film thin on plot (let’s face it; the plot is “get the kitten”) and make it enjoyable thanks to their Everyman approach to the situation.  Their particular “fish out of water” gag works here, thanks to a script that isn’t afraid to go there, and actors who are just as game.  My favorite scenes that showcase their style have to do with Clarence’s favorite singer/songwriter, the great George Michael.  And, of course, I heart anything that kitten is in.  Naturally.

Keep an eye out for Method Man, Luis Guzman, Will Forte, Rob Huebel, Nia Long, Anna Farris and The Wire‘s Tiffany Haddish.  (See, told you I was coming back to The Wire.)  As for little Keanu?  Whoever did the kitten wrangling here did an amazing job. And so did Keanu.  I only wish my two kitties were half as well behaved.  Hell, I’d take an eighth.

After: Damn that’s one cute kitten.  Look at him.  LOOK AT HEEEEEEM.  I still want that poster.

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BronyCon’s two ways to cosplay: contests and a fashion show!

BronyCon_2016-Cosplay-Announcement-Press_ReleaseAlways wanted to strut your cosplay stuff, but wondered if an all-out contest was for you?  Well then, BronyCon has two ways for you to get your cos-swagger on.  This year, in addition to the usual cosplay competition, there’ll be a cosplay fashion show!  That’s right, a fashion show.  Can’t you just see Rarity smiling with delight?

No judgement, just the ability to show off your hard work to folks at the con in the coolest way possible; on the catwalk!  (Ponywalk?)  Make sure you pre-register so you can get yourself front and center!

Read on for the full details!
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“Mother’s Day” – sweet, easily digestible fluff. Probably better than waffles from a 3-year-old.

Mother's Day onesheetNutshell***: A whole lot funnier – and, surprisingly, sweeter – than I anticipated.  Then again, I anticipated sheer, unadulterated crap.  Director Gary Marshall manages to take what could have been a hideous train wreck of sap and turns it into a light, fun piece that may not stick with you for very long, but won’t cause any lasting damage either. But for gods sake, someone mute that godawful “you’re the best mommy bouncybouncy” end-credits song!   Grade: B-

For those of you taking a peek at the poster, you’re right; Mother’s Day is an Upper Middle Class White Chick Privilege film times a thousand. People live in gorgeous homes, everyone has lots of money (except for one, and that gets wrapped up by closing credits), and nobody sees a person of color unless they’re sassy.  Still, for earnestness and sheer ability to let it all rip and do anything to get viewers to chuckle?  Can’t hate this film for grabbing everyone by the lapels and screaming “love me!”  Continue reading

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“Sing Street” nails John Carney’s musical movies hat-trick

sing street“No woman can love a man who listens to Phil Collins.”

Nutshell: Am I using “hat trick” improperly?  (GO SPORTS)  Oh who cares – Carney’s success with Once and Begin Again flows into Sing Street, creating a nostalgic look back at the 80s that makes this officially a three-fer of damn good musical films. The toe-tapper “Drive It Like You Stole It” seems poised to nab a Best Original Song Oscar, like “Falling Slowly” did for Once.  So put that in your puck and smoke it.  Or whatever pucks do. Grade: A-

It’s the 80s!  Yaaay!  Madonna, Duran Duran, Pet Shop Boys and so many more are flooding the airwaves.  For young Conor (newbie Ferdia Walsh-Peelo) these songs and videos are just something to drown out the sounds of his parents fighting, and to help him forget that they’ve pulled him out of his private school and into a public one called Synge Street, where he clashes with the headmaster Father Baxter. Music’s his brother Brendan’s (Jack Reynor) thing, and Connor is just along for the evening vids-on-telly ride.  That is until Conor sees Raphina (Lucy Boynton, BBC’s Sense and Sensibility) at school.  She’s beautiful – a wannabe model, in fact – and Conor asks her to be in a video his band is putting together.  Problem?  He doesn’t even have a band together, let alone a video shoot.  Meanwhile, mom and dad (The Commitments Maria Doyle Kennedy, and Littlefinger Mayor Carcetti Aidan Gillen) are splitting up and selling the house, , and Raphina says she’s moving to London.  What better time to write down your emotions and put ’em into a song? Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping

popstar onesheet

 

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What’s better than listening to some killer tunes? Well, listening to killer tunes, and knowing they’re also giving you a laugh.  That’s the deal with Judd Apatow’s newest, Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping.  Synopsis!

Universal Pictures’ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is headlined by musical digital-shorts superstars Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, collectively known as The Lonely Island. The comedy goes behind the scenes as singer/rapper Conner4Real (Samberg) faces a crisis of popularity after his sophomore album flops, leaving his fans, sycophants and rivals all wondering what to do when he’s no longer the dopest star of all.

Andy Samberg as a singer/rapper.  C’mon now.  You know you want this.  So why am I still typing?  Get to the jump already… Continue reading

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Wayback Review: The Invisibles

With my old stomping ground Green Man Review now dead and gone, I’m posting stuff I wrote there back in the day.  Because I hate to see it vanish.
[First published at Green Man Review July, 2009. I’d link to the original, but as that site has ceased to be, here ’tis all alone. I received a free copy of the DVD set, but that didn’t influence my review in the slightest. If they’d sent me Anthony Head, on the other hand…]

DVD InvisiblesThe Invisibles (Acorn Media, 2008)

Every working stiff longs to retire.  But what happens when the money runs out; you suck it up and head back out to work don’t you?  And when you’re back in the thick of the day-to-day you realize that you may not have what it takes anymore, or maybe you’ve got it but you can’t exactly hit the ground running.  Maurice “Mo” Riley and Syd Woolsey are two such retirees who find themselves back at work after fifteen years, but they’re not office types, they’re bank robbers.  Their stumbles and successes with getting back into their old profession is the basis of The Invisibles, a series that that shows you can go home again, it just might take a bit of work first.

Maurice and Syd are The Invisibles, a pair of thieves that were infamous for their ability to break in to any place, any time.  The pair were so successful that they retired years ago to the coast of Spain so they could live the good — and quiet — life.  But as time passes they yearn for Old Blighty and move back to a small fishing village in Devon.  Circumstances (typically Syd’s goof-ups or familial obligations) soon find them back to work, but they learn that thieving just ain’t what it used to be. Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: ROOTS (2016)!

roots history channel onesheetWho didn’t love/cry their eyes out during the miniseries Roots when you first saw it?  I know it wasn’t just me.  I was just a kid when I first saw the 1977 miniseries, and was mesmerized by LeVar Burton as Kunta Kinte.  I couldn’t wait until the next installment, so I could learn more about his family, and the generations that followed.

So when the History channel decided to bring the story into the 21st Century, I was intrigued.  And the trailer does not disappoint.  This remake is taking a clear-eyed view of that time in history, horrors and all.  At a time where #OscarsSoWhite, and Hollywood still doesn’t seem to miss a moment where they can whitewash something, a powerful drama highlighting the struggles African Americans have gone through and how those struggles continue to affect the world today could be just what the doctor ordered.  So, when I was offered passes for a special Roots Baltimore premiere?  I didn’t hesitate.

Premiere, you ask?  Oh yeah baby.  And it’s gonna be amazing.  They’re holding it at the Reginald F. Lewis Museum of Maryland African American History & Culture, complete with a brief Q&A/panel hosted by Jeff Johnson.  Want to go?  Of course you do!  Right this way… Continue reading

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Short Film, Short Review: Already Dead

Already Dead mock poster Who wants to read a review that’s longer than the film? Nobody, that’s who. So here’s my take on a short film that will get you primed to see it, or prepped to pass on it. Herewith, Already Dead!

“We’re good, honest people. We’re just dead.”

Mockumentaries can be fun, or a sad attempt. Luckily, Already Dead falls firmly in the first category.  A tongue-in-cheek riff on rare/severe illness documentaries, Dead has the solid production values of a real doc, but with zombies.  Tell me that doesn’t make things better.

How can this “documentary” exist?  Easy; in the world of Dead, the medication “Zombenzine” helps zombies fight their cravings (some completely, others…not so much.)  Director Michael J. Dean manages to create a horror comedy with depth and relevancy in the span of fifteen minutes.  Nice trick, that. Continue reading

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“Winter’s War”: hot performances, cold story

The+Huntsman+Winter's+War“And you thought this was just a game.”

Nutshell: a sequel that feels like a sincere attempt that devolved into a cash-grab.  Outstanding performances and gorgeous visuals can’t save a story that doesn’t know what to do with itself.  But yay snow leopard! Grade: C

Oh, these middle-of-the-road films.  You know the type.  They don’t stink out, yet they’re not particularly good either.  Plenty of things to commend, but overall a lackluster experience.  So here I am again, trying to write up something for The Huntsman: Winter’s War, where all I want to do is shrug and go “well, yeah izzokay”.

But izzokay isn’t enough for Winter’s War, because the trailers promised a Narnia vs. Enchanted Forest matchup as Emily Blunt’s Ice Queen Freya battles Charlize Theron’s Evil Queen Ravenna.  However, that showdown is at the tail end of this story.  Worse yet, the trailers for this film ruin the “Gotcha!” moment; from the trailers it’s plain to see that Ravenna killed Freya’s infant daughter, leading to Freya’s Ice Queen status.  But in the movie that’s not revealed until the film’s ending climax.  Brilliant move, trailer-makers.  It’d have been better to let the audience assume that’s what happened, but not really know ’til the end.  But anyone who’s seen the trailer knows exactly how things will play out. Continue reading

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