TrailerWatch – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows”

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“When something bad happens, you wanna be with the turtles!”

Can’t argue with that.  Especially if the boys have pizza.  Michael Bey’s TMNT reboot was better than I thought it’d be (hint: I thought it’d be crap, so the fun but limited story was a pleasant surprise), and lifelong fans got their money’s worth.  So this time, Bey looks like he’s trying to convert the newbies, while bringing more for fans to enjoy.  The “Out of the Shadows” subtitles sums up the story; there’s a Big Bad (hint: Shredder) who’s out to do some serious damage to the world.  Bebop and Rocksteady are making an apperarance this time, so expect Cowabunga worthy smackdowns on all sides.

The boys look and sound good, and there’s a tone that makes me think that these voice actors are settling into their roles just fine.  As for the non-turtle cast, Shredder (Brian Tee) has just the right amount of badassery and menace, and hello, is that Laura Linney front and center in this trailer?  Oh yeah baby.  I’ll watch anything she’s in, for she is fabulous.  And gotta say, Tyler Perry fits into all this pretty darn well as crazypants scientist Baxter Stockman.  Arrow‘s Stephen Amell joins Megan Fox’s April as fellow Turtle buddy Casey Jones.

Michael Bey is in full effect, as you can see from frame one of this trailer.  It’s gonna be big, and bring lots of freaky FX. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows hits theaters June 3, 2016.  Bring the pizza.

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Point Break!

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Ready to hang ten, everybody?  C’mon — it’ll be over 60 degrees later this week, so the water’s fine!  (You go first though.)

I’ve got passes for the remake of Point Break, and though there’s no Keanu this time, I’m betting the adrenaline junkies here are chomping at the bit.  Ready?  Synopsis!

In the fast-paced, high-adrenaline “Point Break,” a young FBI agent, Johnny Utah (Luke Bracey), infiltrates a cunning team of thrill-seeking elite athletes – led by the charismatic Bodhi (Édgar Ramírez).  The athletes are suspected of carrying out a spate of crimes in extremely unusual ways.  Deep undercover, and with his life in imminent danger, Utah strives to prove they are the architects of this string of inconceivable crimes.  The film is replete with the most daring athleticism ever seen in a motion picture.  These action adventure feats are performed by elite athletes representing the world’s best in class in big-wave surfing, wingsuit flying, sheer-face snowboarding, free rock climbing, and high-speed motorcycling.

Woohoo!  Ready for passes?  Yeah you are!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: Daddy’s Home!

daddys home onesheetYep — have a good weekend?  Like the chill?  Wanna stay out of it?  Yeah you do, because we’re not polar bears. (Not hatin’, PBs.  Just making a general observation.)

So.  Passes for the Baltimore area screening of Daddy’s Home, anyone?  Synopsis!

“DADDY’S HOME” follows a mild-mannered radio executive (Ferrell) who strives to become the best stepdad to his wife’s two children, but complications ensue when their freewheeling and freeloading real father (Wahlberg) arrives, forcing him to compete for the affection of the kids.

Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.  You know that’s gonna be one hilarious throwdown.  C’mon over here a minute…

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Rating the new Doctor Who outfits from Hot Topic

Thanks for the heads-up on Hot Topic’s new line of Doctor Who clothing bits for girlies coming this Friday, EW!  Now I know what to add to my holiday wish list…and what to walk past even when it hits the clearance section.

Because I’m lazy?  Let’s just crib from their pics.  And hit up their article for the full deets.  Right now it’s all about feelings.  My feelings.  Let’s roll – and clicky on the pics for the full high-res image! [ALL IMAGES: HOT TOPIC]

Who Topic doctor-who-fair-isle-cardiganDoctor Who Fair Isle Cardigan:  looking for that Ugly Holiday Sweater Party winner?  Oh yeah, baby.  Here ’tis.  The Weeping Angels make this cardi scream “top this, motherfuckers”.  I actually love it, though.  Can’t help it; I’m a sucker for a shawl collar.  This one?  Keep.  For years.  And then still scream when family says it’s time to let go.

Grade: B for bombastic enough to roll right around to cool again.  To be seen at next year’s Awesome Con, because those are morgue room temps there, y’all.

 

Who Topic Doctor-Who-TARDIS-Coat_View-2Doctor Who TARDIS Coat: This is a nice one, gotta admit.  A touch of steampunk at the collar, and that lining.  For fannish ones like me who like to show brief flashes of geek, rather than going full on.  (I can’t pull off full 0n.  There, I said it.  Though hope springs that one day I’ll be allowed to try on a full Stormtrooper outfit…)

Grade: A for Artsy without being fartsy.  I’m hoping the stitching and fabrics used will let this coat hold up for more than a season.

 

Who Topic Regeneration-DressDoctor Who Regeneration Dress: I’m really digging the almost-Tenth Doctor vibe here.  Can’t quite make out the exact pattern, but I’m fine with that.  The browns are nice…and I’m not just saying that because earth tones work well for me.  (Okay, I’m kinda saying it because of that.)  Bonus points for the underlayer.  I like layers.

Grade: C for Can’t wait to see this IRL.  This could be gorgeous, and a perfect fit for summer ‘cons.  Or it could be meh, depending on pattern and fabrics.

 

Who Topic Doctor-Who-Eleventh-Doctor-DressDoctor Who Eleventh Doctor Dress: BY THE HIGH COUNCIL WHY???  I guess we’ve all wanted to dress like Slutty Eleventh Doctor?  Yes, the bowtie is cute.  But it’s just too…corset-y.  Too spaghetti-strap-y.  Too little, and yet too much.  A cute shirtwaist dress would have been amazing here.  Opportunity, wasted.  Well, I guess I could use it to scrub fish fingers and custard off my dinner plates…

Grade: F for FFS.

 

Who Topic Doctor-Who-Fourth-Doctor-CardiganDoctor Who Fourth Doctor Cardigan: I.  Love.  This.  I especially love how they’ve styled it, with a shirtdress and boots.  And hey — Hot Topic is showing pre-Moffat Who some love!  Respect.

Yes, it’s not a scarf.  But you can buy Baker scarves every freakin’ place.  So this cardi is a nice switcheroo on the ol’ multicolor.  Still not forgiven for the Eleventh Doctor Dress, Topic.  But I’m warming to you again.

Grade: A for all the colors.

 

Who Topic Doctor-Who-Galaxy-TARDIS-DressDoctor Who TARDIS Dress:  With a Peter Pan collar — as a shout-out to companion Clara, perhaps? — this looks like a fun dress.  I wish the dress was a bit longer though, because who wouldn’t want to give a TARDIS dress a good spin?  (Humming the Doctor Who theme optional, but c’mon.)  An extra inch or two would give better swoosh.  But wearing this with boots keeps the length in a nice proportion.  Converse for springtime, naturally.

Grade: B for brilliant pattern choice.  Extra points for a dress gals can easily hide a bra under.  Because we all know that ladies delicates are always bigger on the inside.

 

 

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“Sisters” — images and 411. Because you need more Pohler and Fey in your life.

Sisters_movie_posterTreat yo’ self, people.  You know Sisters is going to be a hoot.  Okay, I’m hoping it’ll be a hoot.  But anytime I see Amy Pohler and Tina Fey together, it’s a good time.  So yeah, Sisters should be awesome.  Synopsis!

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler reunite for Sisters, a new film from Pitch Perfect director Jason Moore about two disconnected sisters summoned home to clean out their childhood bedroom before their parents sell the family house. Looking to recapture their glory days, they throw one final high-school-style party for their classmates, which turns into the cathartic rager that a bunch of ground-down adults really need.

Fey produces the comedy alongside Jay Roach (Meet the Parents series) and John Lyons (Austin Powers in Goldmember), and Poehler executive produces alongside Jeff Richmond and Brian Bell from a script by Paula Pell (TV’s Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock).

So peep these images.  Sisters opens December 18th.

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Oh noes, here goes.

You have no idea who I am but Denise has given me the keys to the kingdom to vent my spleen (her actual words) on whatever nerdery I like. So prepare yourself, I guess. Maybe I’ll take you down the rabbit hole that is the BBW Billionaire Menage genre of romance novels? Because it’s out there!

Definitely, I will be talking about Mariah Carey’s directing debut, because I am the Mariah Carey of Mariah Carey directing debuts. Take that as you will.

A little about me…my name is Kristina irl, I work in academia, basically, if you’ve read Snowcrash, I’m Hiro. Like, literally, a mixed-race army brat who lives on the internet. It’s freaky.

If I had to classify my fangirling into Jeopardy categories, they are as follows: authors whose first names are Neal/Neil, movies with the word Star in them, historical crime bosses (Boss Tweed, Pablo Escobar, Julius Caesar, etc.), cartoons with underage nonviolent protagonists (e.g. Avatar: The Last Airbender, Steven Universe), superhero movies and tv shows, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand um. I’m doing pretty well on Plants v. Zombies right now? I can’t think of a 6th thing. Food? Food is pretty great.

Anyway. What with the news that Lin-Manuel Miranda NOT ONLY is writing the music for the new Disney movie Moana, but ALSO for freaking Star Wars because everyone’s gotta get our generation’s Mozart’s fingers in their pie, I give you this: #Force4Ham and #HamiltonStarWars

How lucky we are, to be alive right now, you guys.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: In the Heart of the Sea

 

In the Heart of the Sea onesheetIt’s Giving Tuesday, so I feel like giving.  Want some passes for the Baltimore area screening of In the Heart of the Sea?  Of course you do; it’s got a cool “based on” story, on top of that, the true story is what Moby Dick is based on, and it’s got Chris Hemsworth‘s abs.  Did I mention this screening is in 3D!  *cue woooooo sounds* Sounds like a win-win-win to me.  Synopsis!

In the winter of 1820, the New England whaling ship Essex was assaulted by something no one could believe: a whale of mammoth size and will, and an almost human sense of vengeance.  The real-life maritime disaster would inspire Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick.  But that told only half the story.  “In the Heart of the Sea” reveals the encounter’s harrowing aftermath, as the ship’s surviving crew is pushed to their limits and forced to do the unthinkable to stay alive.  Braving storms, starvation, panic and despair, the men will call into question their deepest beliefs, from the value of their lives to the morality of their trade, as their captain searches for direction on the open sea and his first mate still seeks to bring the great whale down.

The trailer looks amazing, and shows one of my favorite “why isn’t he famouser?” actors, Cillian Murphy.  And I’m hoping the 3D will really bring out the cinematography. Y’all know I’m a production deets nerd.  So waddaya waiting for?  Oh, the details?  Well then, right this way…

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New #Krampus featurette shows you why you should be good for goodness sake

Krampus onesheet newHo ho oh no!  ‘Tis the season for jolly ol’ elves, dreidel spinning, airing of grievances, the seven principles, and the ever-lovin’ yule log.  But did you know that there’s a darker side?  Unseen by most an underworld that is just as real, but not as brightly lit… a dark side?* Yep.  The dark side of Christmas is Krampus, and he doesn’t even carry a lightsaber, or have Jar-Jar Binks in his backstory (probably a good thing.)

The movie Krampus just released a featurette that lets you in on a little of the myth behind the monster.  And it’s not just a shill for their film; there’s some seriously cool stuff in here.  Including lots of pop culture reverences, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supernatural, and tidbits on how some folks across the pond are keeping the legend alive by donning their ghoulish apparel during the holidays.  So?  Gonna try for coal this year?  Probably not the best idea.  Y’know, just in case…

Krampus hits theaters this Friday, December 4th, 2015.  Better watch out, indeed…

 

*Sorry Tales from the Darkside, couldn’t resist…

 

 

 

 

 

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

alvin road chip onesheetHello, holiday season!  You’ve seen Santa sled past Macy’s, maybe you’re even catching the Dog Show (you should — Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are covering it, so that’s bound to be freakin’ awesome) while digesting that pumpkin pie you snuck before The Big Meal.

But you can pick up something, and not just that napkin that fell off your lap (5 second rule, shake it off): free passes!  For the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.  It’s holiday season, the perfect time to hear a little three-part chipmunk harmony. And how cute is that poster?  Synopsis!

Through a series of misunderstandings, Alvin, Simon and Theodore come to believe that Dave is going to propose to his new girlfriend in New York City…and dump them. They have three days to get to him and stop the proposal, saving themselves not only from losing Dave but possibly from gaining a terrible stepbrother.

So by now you have little ones peeking over your shoulder.  Need passes? Right this way…

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TrailerWatch: “The Secret Life of Pets” has a holiday message for you

The Secret Life of Pets onesheet_…and it’s “don’t Pet and Santa”.  Oh sure, there are those pet humans who manage to deliver amazing shots of their pets for their holiday cards.  But most of us have pets that aren’t down with that.  Seriously; unless I want to have a “Merry Christmas From Our Litterbox To Yours!” card, I’m SOL.

But The Secret Life of Pets feels the pain those of us who struggle to find that one shot — heck, any shot — that we can share with our near and dear.  Enjoy, and happy Thanksgiving/Holidays/Pet Posing Season!

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