“Whatssup, you scared of the woods?”
Story: Four friends “since UNI” go out for a hike in Sweden, after the fifth member of their gang dies tragically. One guy twists his ankle (because there’s always that one friend), and to cut their hike short, they decide to cut through the woods instead of sticking to the trail. Great idea!
Scares: Lots.
Splat factor: Depends on what you consider splat. Lots of blood, several bodies, gutted animals strung up in trees, but almost all of it is from a distance and/or at night. Continue reading
“Panama baby – WOOOO!”
“Hey Jules, I think this room might actually be…”
Nutshell: Shakeycam, choker-shots and Dutch angles rule the day in this dispassionate biopic. Director Damien Chazelle tries to shove Importance down viewers throats, but only manages greatness during the awe-inspiring moon landing. I came away with a headache, and the thought that Buzz Aldren and Neil Armstrong must have been real dicks. Grade: D-
“This is strange.”
I love the podcast Stuff Mom Never Told You. So when Anney and B came up an episodes on the Final Girl? I had to share in time for Halloween. So enjoy! And who knows, you may just learn something…
“You’re the one who’s been following me around all night, aren’t you?”
