Elsewhere Review: True Story

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Once I got past the “are we sure this isn’t a stoner comedy?” thing, True Story drew me in.  Is it awards-season worthy?  Well no, probably not.  And that’s probably why it’s here in April rather than November.  But that doesn’t mean it’s not an intriguing story well told.  Grade: B+

If movies and TV have taught us anything, it’s that America loves itself a good whodunit. Or even a good already-know-who-did-it. Let’s face it, we all love watching true crime. So when Michael Finkel’s memoir True Story: Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa got the multiplex treatment?  I had to see what was up.  And I’ve gotta say I was impressed with the way they handled such a convoluted story. IRL, Longo lived a life of the low-grade sociopath (aka “person with antisocial personality disorder”, for the psych majors out there.) Longo was forging checks, committing petty theft and using fake ID.  Soon after he and his family moved to Oregon, his wife and children were found dead. Longo fled the country, and was put on the FBI’s Most Wanted list.  When Longo was found in Mexico, he had been going by the name of Michael Finkel, a journalist that had just been fired from the NY Times for fudging his research. Meanwhile in Montana, Finkel hears about how his name was used by a stone-cold killer, he has to find out why.  And getting a book deal out of the whole sordid mess wouldn’t be a bad thing either…
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The D Train: new poster and trailer

DTRAIN_Poster_rgbI’m fascinated and freaked out by high school reunions.  Isn’t everybody?  But with Jack Black and James Marsden, I think I’d go.  The D Train is all about trying to get folks to come together by getting “the” guy from high school back to town.  I’m sure it goes swimmingly.  Synopsis?  Gotcha.

All his life, Dan Landsman (Jack Black) has never been the cool guy. That’s about to change – if he can convince Oliver Lawless (Marsden), the most popular guy from his high school who’s now the face of a national Banana Boat ad campaign, to show up with him to their class reunion. A man on a mission, Dan travels from Pittsburgh to LA and spins a web of lies to recruit Lawless. But he gets more than he bargains for as the unpredictable Lawless proceeds to take over his home, career, and entire life. Showcasing Jack Black and James Marden’s most intoxicating performances to date, THE D TRAIN serves up the question: how far would you go to be popular? Co-starring Kathryn Hahn and Jeffrey Tambor.

The trailer looks hilarious and uncomfortable, which is exactly how this film should feel. Kinda digging it right now. Except for the whole “D’nice” thing. As any Denise will tell you, that’s the kinda thing that’ll get you cut.

The D Train hits your eyeballs May 8, 2015.

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Movie Review: Beyond the Reach

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Nutshell: Beyond the Reach is another one of those riffs on the Most Dangerous Game thriller sub-genre.  The performances are riveting, yet I couldn’t get past the “well, which one of these cardboard characters are gonna survive?” feeling.  An interesting fake-out ending, with the ever-popular “and then…” that ends things for good and all. Go watch Deliverance — or better still, 1932’s The Most Dangerous Game — to see how it’s really done.  Grade: C

Longhorn hunting. It’s early for the season, but when a guy pays 1K a day… Wait, that’s no Longhorn!

And so goes Beyond the Reach, a film that takes the “man hunts man” story and goes indie on it’s ass.  I really wanted to love this film, but I couldn’t get past the basics.  Why?  Because the basics is all we’re given in this film.  Douglas – as rich douchbag Madec – is a bougie idiot that’s always telling everyone how much something costs. He has no respect for anything, and thinks anything can be bought. Travels into the wilderness with an SUV stocked with a convection oven and espresso machine. Basically a 1%er nightmare. Gordon Gecko with a gun. Hey!

Jeremy Irvine (War Horse) is Ben, the kid that is hired to schlep Madec around the desert in the hopes of landing a longhorn.  Ben is broke as a joke, but a good tracker. He’s also got some separation issues, as his GF just left to start school in Colorado.

So cut to the Mojave Desert, where Madec shoots a guy by accident, and instead of doing the right thing – that would have surely had him exonerated with his cadre of high priced lawyers – he frames the boy. Then later, Madec forces Ben to strip (insert gratuitous but highly appreciated six-pack shot here), and forces him to wander under the desert sun. And so the cat vs. mouse game goes, til the movie ends an hour and ten long minutes later. Looooong minutes later. Okay fine; it’s not all desert-bound for the entire film.  But almost.

When does the real desert chase start? Minute 32. But I was done investing in this story by minute 25. Why? Because a Most Dangerous Game story doesn’t resonate with me if there’s no buildup. Viewers are supposed to understand Madec, and feel for Ben in the space of 15 minutes. And the screenwriter and director don’t manage that. So it ends up a One Guy Chasing Another story. Might as well fast forward to see who wins, as these characters don’t mean anything to me. (But I didn’t, because I care about you. And am a movie masochist.) Then there’s the last scene, with the usual “surprise climax” moviegoers have come to expect ever since Friday the 13th. Boo, who cares. At least this film lets the good guy win, and gotta admit I’m always a fan of a happy ending. What? I can’t possibly spoil a movie 99% of folks won’t have the intestinal fortitude to sit through.

The good?  Sure, there’s a couple of things.  There are some absolutely gorgeous landscape shots, and a real feeling of heat and misery in the desert scenes, courtesy of Oscar winner Russell Carpenter (Titanic). Then there’s the amazing FX makeup by Corey Welk (Breaking Bad, The Avengers); Welk is a talent I’d like to see more of.  (Hoping to catch his prosthetics work in Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials later this year.)  And the art direction paints a realistic scene of life on the outskirts of a desert.  Bravo, James F. Oberlander (Into the West), Clark Hunter (The Mindy Project) and Edward McLoughlin (Longmire).  Bonus points to Stephen Susco’s paint-by-numbers yawn of a screenplay for a WALL*E reference.

There’s a decent amount of suspense here, and the performances are excellent. But if I don’t care about the characters? Meh.  I just wasn’t all in, and for a film that requires you to care about what happens to the only two folks onscreen for the bulk of the story?  That’s the kiss of death.

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Off the Shelf — Harley Quinn Volume 2: Power Outage

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Nutshell:  I said I’d happily read 200 pages of Harley Quinn.  DC delivered.  I’m still happy.  Conner and Palmiotti deliver the goofy goods, keeping this series from a sophomore slump by pushing the envelope and then ripping it apart.  Gorgeous art, sly in-jokes and more issues than you can shake your badonk-a-donk at. Grade: A

Story:  So far, Harley inherited a cool Coney Island building, and made a bunch of new sideshow/vaudville-type friends.  She’s hit the roller derby, and teamed up with a Cold War superspy.  What’s next?  Well, what isn’t?  Here it’s baby neck-beards, Skate Club, super-hero-ing, and a new career…?

Best Lines:
“Where d’ya think they poop?”
“Are you sure I’m a superhero and not a stripper?”
“Power Girl!  Stop spankin’ — Y’know what?  Even *I* ain’t gonna finish that one.”

Best T-shirt Ever:
“If You Can Read This You’re A Perv”

Thoughts: Power Outage is more of what you loved in Hot in the City, and maybe just a little more bonkers.  Conner and Palmiotti take their tongues, plant ’em firmly in cheek, and let ‘er rip.  The result is a damn fine read.

There are definitely call-backs to previous storylines, but not so many that you can’t enjoy this if it’s your jump-in point.  Because let’s face it, Harley is pretty iconic at this point, and everyone knows the basics.  Still, it’s good to see that things like the scatapult haven’t been forgotten.

The best part of Conner and Palmiotti writing together are the jokes. There are so many good laughs here that even the throw-away lines are gags that other series would kill for. Plus, the NYC/NJ gags are killer too, even for this chick in B’more.  And let’s not forget the 4th-wall busting.  These two also toss in TONS of pop culture and behind-the-comics-scene references throughout, which makes it feel like you’re in the club.
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New Terminator Genisys trailer is so spoileriffic you may wanna skip it…?

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Ready for the Summer Blockbuster Onslaught? I know I am! So here’s a peek at the new trailer for Terminator Genisys.  And I’ve gotta say that they’re taking the franchise to completely uncharted waters.  How uncharted?  Well, do you really wanna know, or do you want the awesome to unfold in the theater? Yeah, it’s a Red Pill/Blue Pill conundrum.

Here’s a synopsis to give you a little taste without the spoilers:

After finding himself in a new time-line, Kyle Reese teams up with John Connor’s mother Sarah and an aging terminator to try and stop the one thing that the future fears, “Judgement Day”.

Terminator Genisys opens July 1st, 2015. Lemme know what you think of the trailer — or if you’ve decided to skip it and get your Terminator Action on in theaters — in the comments!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Age of Adaline

age of adaline onesheetHow would you like to live forever?  Y’know, stay young and vibrant through the centuries?  Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right?  Well, there are pluses and minuses to that, and they unfold on the screen in The Age of Adaline.  Here’s the synopsis:

 After miraculously remaining 29 years old for almost eight decades, Adaline Bowman [Blake Lively] has lived a solitary existence, never allowing herself to get close to anyone who might reveal her secret. But a chance encounter with charismatic philanthropist Ellis Jones [Michiel Huisman] reignites her passion for life and romance. When a weekend with his parents [Harrison Ford and Kathy Baker] threatens to uncover the truth, Adaline makes a decision that will change her life forever.

Gotta say I’ve been interested in this movie for awhile now.  So I’m glad to see that Baltimore gets a free screening!  And here’s how to get yourself a pass…

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: True Story!

True Story onesheetYes, it’s a true story that I’ve got passes.  And it’s for the James Franco/Jonah Hill movie True Story.  True story!

Here’s the synopsis:

When disgraced New York Times reporter Michael Finkel (Jonah Hill) meets accused killer Christian Longo (James Franco) – who has taken on Finkel’s identity – his investigation morphs into an unforgettable game of cat-and-mouse.  Based on actual events, Finkel’s relentless pursuit of Longo’s true story encompasses murder, love, deceit and redemption.

Running Time: 104 minutes
Rated: R

And here’s how to get yourself a pass…
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Unfriended — new images may have you fearing to turn on your browser…

Unfriended onesheetHappy Passover/Ostara/Easter/Zombie Day!  I throw that last one in as a tie-in (and because let’s face it; it’s funny) for these new images for the coming-soon horror film Unfriended.  No, no zombies…at least I don’t think so.  Why not read the synopsis from the PR posse?

Ushering in a new era of horror, Universal Pictures’ Unfriended unfolds over a teenager’s computer screen as she and her friends are stalked by an unseen figure who seeks vengeance for a shaming video that led a vicious bully to kill herself a year earlier.

After Universal executives saw a test screening of Unfriended terrify a test audience, the studio acquired the thriller that was developed and conceived by visionary filmmaker Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter). Directed by Levan Gabriadze, Unfriended is written by Nelson Greaves, produced by Bekmambetov and Greaves, and executive produced by Jason Blum for Blumhouse Productions (Ouija and Paranormal Activity, The Purge and Insidious series). http://www.unfriendedmovie.com

I’m very interested in this film, and not only because it’s a horror film. I’m intrigued by it’s tying horror, bullying, teen suicide, and the found-footage genre. Plus, I kinda liked Bekmambetov’s earlier works, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Wanted. Peep at the images, and see if you’re just as intrigued.

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Elsewhere Review: Woman in Gold

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TwitView: Woman in Gold

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No April Fool’s Day joke; Reynolds and Mirren are amazing in this based-on-truth tale about a woman who wins a court case.  Against Austria.  To reclaim her family’s artwork that had been stolen by Nazis.  A riveting film. Grade: A-

Okay fine.  If someone had told me that Ryan Reynolds and Helen Mirren would be co-starring together?  I’d have  said in what universe?  Love some VanCityReynolds, but he’s been on a blockbuster binge of late, whereas Dame Helen knocks drama out of the park.  (Though she literally killed with her comedic timing in the Red series too.)

However, Woman in Gold shows that two great but opposite tastes can definitely work beautifully together.  Reynolds plays against type as Randol Schoenberg, a nebbish of an attorney, who gets roped into helping his mother’s friend (that’d be Mirren, as Maria Altmann) with some paperwork.  Said paperwork is actually a series of letters from Maria’s sister, which point to the possibility that the Austrian government has their family’s artwork thanks to Nazi dirty work.  As Schoenberg digs deeper, it becomes obvious to the pair that a cover-up was orchestrated so Austria could keep the paintings, which included Klimt’s Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I, which was for a time renamed Woman in Gold, to hide the lineage of the portrait.  And so begins a struggle that works its way up to the United States Supreme Court — and the courts of Austria — before Altmann and her paintings are finally reunited.  (What?  The real story happened in the 90s, and the theft in the 40s.  Long past spoilers y’all.)

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Longest Ride!

the longest rideReady for some free passes? Of course you are — who wouldn’t be?  Today it’s for the Baltimore area screening of The Longest Ride. BYOK (Bring Your Own Kleenex), because it’s another Nicholas Sparks film, and you don’t want to leave the theater covered in your own tears.  Or the tears of your aisle buddy.  Decorum!

Anyway, now that you’ve made sure to stuff a few mini-packs into your jacket, here’s the synopsis:

Based on the bestselling novel by master storyteller Nicholas Sparks, THE LONGEST RIDE centers on the star-crossed love affair between Luke, a former champion bull rider looking to make a comeback, and Sophia, a college student who is about to embark upon her dream job in New York City’s art world.  As conflicting paths and ideals test their relationship, Sophia and Luke make an unexpected and fateful connection with Ira, whose memories of his own decades-long romance with his beloved wife deeply inspire the young couple.  Spanning generations and two intertwining love stories, THE LONGEST RIDE explores the challenges and infinite rewards of enduring love.

Website: http://www.foxmovies.com/movies/the-longest-ride

Sound good?  Well, you know the drill.  Read on…

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