New Terminator Genisys trailer is so spoileriffic you may wanna skip it…?

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Ready for the Summer Blockbuster Onslaught? I know I am! So here’s a peek at the new trailer for Terminator Genisys.  And I’ve gotta say that they’re taking the franchise to completely uncharted waters.  How uncharted?  Well, do you really wanna know, or do you want the awesome to unfold in the theater? Yeah, it’s a Red Pill/Blue Pill conundrum.

Here’s a synopsis to give you a little taste without the spoilers:

After finding himself in a new time-line, Kyle Reese teams up with John Connor’s mother Sarah and an aging terminator to try and stop the one thing that the future fears, “Judgement Day”.

Terminator Genisys opens July 1st, 2015. Lemme know what you think of the trailer — or if you’ve decided to skip it and get your Terminator Action on in theaters — in the comments!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Age of Adaline

age of adaline onesheetHow would you like to live forever?  Y’know, stay young and vibrant through the centuries?  Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right?  Well, there are pluses and minuses to that, and they unfold on the screen in The Age of Adaline.  Here’s the synopsis:

 After miraculously remaining 29 years old for almost eight decades, Adaline Bowman [Blake Lively] has lived a solitary existence, never allowing herself to get close to anyone who might reveal her secret. But a chance encounter with charismatic philanthropist Ellis Jones [Michiel Huisman] reignites her passion for life and romance. When a weekend with his parents [Harrison Ford and Kathy Baker] threatens to uncover the truth, Adaline makes a decision that will change her life forever.

Gotta say I’ve been interested in this movie for awhile now.  So I’m glad to see that Baltimore gets a free screening!  And here’s how to get yourself a pass…

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: True Story!

True Story onesheetYes, it’s a true story that I’ve got passes.  And it’s for the James Franco/Jonah Hill movie True Story.  True story!

Here’s the synopsis:

When disgraced New York Times reporter Michael Finkel (Jonah Hill) meets accused killer Christian Longo (James Franco) – who has taken on Finkel’s identity – his investigation morphs into an unforgettable game of cat-and-mouse.  Based on actual events, Finkel’s relentless pursuit of Longo’s true story encompasses murder, love, deceit and redemption.

Running Time: 104 minutes
Rated: R

And here’s how to get yourself a pass…
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Unfriended — new images may have you fearing to turn on your browser…

Unfriended onesheetHappy Passover/Ostara/Easter/Zombie Day!  I throw that last one in as a tie-in (and because let’s face it; it’s funny) for these new images for the coming-soon horror film Unfriended.  No, no zombies…at least I don’t think so.  Why not read the synopsis from the PR posse?

Ushering in a new era of horror, Universal Pictures’ Unfriended unfolds over a teenager’s computer screen as she and her friends are stalked by an unseen figure who seeks vengeance for a shaming video that led a vicious bully to kill herself a year earlier.

After Universal executives saw a test screening of Unfriended terrify a test audience, the studio acquired the thriller that was developed and conceived by visionary filmmaker Timur Bekmambetov (Wanted, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter). Directed by Levan Gabriadze, Unfriended is written by Nelson Greaves, produced by Bekmambetov and Greaves, and executive produced by Jason Blum for Blumhouse Productions (Ouija and Paranormal Activity, The Purge and Insidious series). http://www.unfriendedmovie.com

I’m very interested in this film, and not only because it’s a horror film. I’m intrigued by it’s tying horror, bullying, teen suicide, and the found-footage genre. Plus, I kinda liked Bekmambetov’s earlier works, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Wanted. Peep at the images, and see if you’re just as intrigued.

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Elsewhere Review: Woman in Gold

As always, clicky for the original piece!

TwitView: Woman in Gold

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No April Fool’s Day joke; Reynolds and Mirren are amazing in this based-on-truth tale about a woman who wins a court case.  Against Austria.  To reclaim her family’s artwork that had been stolen by Nazis.  A riveting film. Grade: A-

Okay fine.  If someone had told me that Ryan Reynolds and Helen Mirren would be co-starring together?  I’d have  said in what universe?  Love some VanCityReynolds, but he’s been on a blockbuster binge of late, whereas Dame Helen knocks drama out of the park.  (Though she literally killed with her comedic timing in the Red series too.)

However, Woman in Gold shows that two great but opposite tastes can definitely work beautifully together.  Reynolds plays against type as Randol Schoenberg, a nebbish of an attorney, who gets roped into helping his mother’s friend (that’d be Mirren, as Maria Altmann) with some paperwork.  Said paperwork is actually a series of letters from Maria’s sister, which point to the possibility that the Austrian government has their family’s artwork thanks to Nazi dirty work.  As Schoenberg digs deeper, it becomes obvious to the pair that a cover-up was orchestrated so Austria could keep the paintings, which included Klimt’s Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I, which was for a time renamed Woman in Gold, to hide the lineage of the portrait.  And so begins a struggle that works its way up to the United States Supreme Court — and the courts of Austria — before Altmann and her paintings are finally reunited.  (What?  The real story happened in the 90s, and the theft in the 40s.  Long past spoilers y’all.)

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: The Longest Ride!

the longest rideReady for some free passes? Of course you are — who wouldn’t be?  Today it’s for the Baltimore area screening of The Longest Ride. BYOK (Bring Your Own Kleenex), because it’s another Nicholas Sparks film, and you don’t want to leave the theater covered in your own tears.  Or the tears of your aisle buddy.  Decorum!

Anyway, now that you’ve made sure to stuff a few mini-packs into your jacket, here’s the synopsis:

Based on the bestselling novel by master storyteller Nicholas Sparks, THE LONGEST RIDE centers on the star-crossed love affair between Luke, a former champion bull rider looking to make a comeback, and Sophia, a college student who is about to embark upon her dream job in New York City’s art world.  As conflicting paths and ideals test their relationship, Sophia and Luke make an unexpected and fateful connection with Ira, whose memories of his own decades-long romance with his beloved wife deeply inspire the young couple.  Spanning generations and two intertwining love stories, THE LONGEST RIDE explores the challenges and infinite rewards of enduring love.

Website: http://www.foxmovies.com/movies/the-longest-ride

Sound good?  Well, you know the drill.  Read on…

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The Harvey Awards ballots are here! The Harvey Awards ballots are here!

Harvey Nominee

No, not me. But if you’re nominated? You get one of these bad boys. Niiiice!

They may not be as exciting as the phone book (but what is?  And bonus points for anyone who gets that reference…) but the Harvey Awards ballots are available to comic book pros; are you an awesome comic book professional?  Then get to submittin’!

The Harvey Awards ceremony, as always, will be held during the Baltimore Comic-Con.  So when that comes around this September, I’ll definitely have the list of winners for you.  Unless you’re going to the ceremony.  Then I’m all sortsa jealous of you.

Read on for the full press release!

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Off the Shelf: Madame Frankenstein

madame frankenstein coverNutshell: Madame Frankenstein is an interesting take on the usual Frankenstein myth.  There are no true good guys; everyone is a shade of grey that seem almost one-dimensional in their drive for vengeance/truth.  Looking forward to how these shades warp and woof if there’s a Vol. 2.  Illustrations are slightly fuzzy, offset by crystal-clear, beautiful letters…and one hell of a cliffhanger.  It is a cliffhanger, right guys? Grade: A-

Story:  Boy meets girl.  Boy loves girl.  Girl is meh.  Girl dies.  Boy gets a chance to create “perfect” girl…

Thoughts:  Madame Frankenstein is a welcome change from all the vamps and brain-eaters I’ve read lately.  Not that I don’t love me some fang and shuffle, but it’s nice to get something different sometimes.  The story takes the bare-bones of the Frankenstein myth and while keeping it in the 30s, drops it into the lap of Harvard University and prohibition.  Love the current/flashback panel-by-panel storytelling during climactic scenes.  The pacing in this book is excellent, and writer Jamie S. Rich knows how to get readers hooked.

In drawing Courtney/Gail — the “creature” who gets the jolt of a(nother) lifetime,  I was reminded of Veronica, Archie’s love/nemesis. Levens’ art is on-point and definitely lovely to look at.  In it’s almost apple-pie wholesomeness, it lets the darker parts of the characters break through to the surface with a jolt; just because these characters look good doesn’t mean they all are good…  And while the art itself is great, the images on the pageare blurry.  The letters are crystal-clear (Crank! does his usual A+ job — loved his work on Hack/Slash.), which makes it feel like a mistake rather than an artistic choice.  Definitely an unsual vibe.  And one I’m not sure was completely intentional.[NOTE: I read an Advance Reader Copy/ARC of this volume, and the Madame Frankenstein FB page had noted some problems in production…so the finished product could be 100% crystal clear.]

The story does veer off the usual Frankenstein tale quite a bit.  Wait.  For example: tiny nekkid Tinkerbell fairies on page 20?  You’re losing me, people. (Don’t worry though; they’re explained on page 46…)  It seems like there’s more than one myth Rich and Levens are harking back to. But besides the basic structure of those tales, they’re bustin’ genre norms all over the place.  While it’s a touch disconcerting for my old-school horror brain, I have to bow down to the excellent storytelling here.

As always; Vincent – the “creator” – isn’t doing this for the love/benefit of the one resuscitated.  He’s doing it for power, for the sheer ability to do so.  And once created, the re-animated Gail is nothing more than a trophy.  “Too much stimulus at once!”  Perhaps if you’d let her come around on her own, rather than pumping her full of adrenaline?  He slaps her hand away rather than gently instructing her.  He uses fire to control Gail, rather than being kind and understanding.  He forms her into his ideal, rather than letting her choose for herself what kind of person she’ll become.  So guess who the real monster is?  Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

Henry, Vincent’s “brother” (thanks to a wartime accident that killed Vincent’s father and had Henry’s take Vincent in as part of their family) is no better.  Vicious, vindictive and spiteful, he never stops letting Vincent know that he’s only “the chauffeur’s son”, and will never be truly posh.  The bitter rivalry between Henry and Vincent is pointless and stupid, as most bitter rivalries are.  And if you think you know where the story is going, you have no idea.  Hint: fans of 50s camp horror will definitely have a knowing smile on their faces after the final page is turned.

Personally, I hate how the story ended.  In a “no — don’t leave me like this!” kinda way.  So here’s hoping Vol. 2 is a reality, rather than a fever dream my desperate brain cooked up.

Extras: Sketch gallery, variant covers.

Publication 411:  Collects Madame Frankenstein #1-7.  Released May 18th, 2015.

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Before I Wake – spooky first images!

Hooray for horror movies!  Sure, I’d rather watch ’em in October (as is just and right), but I’ll take ’em whenever I can get ’em.

So hello, Before I Wake!  Sounds like a new entry in the “nighttime is scary, but dreaming is worse” sub-genre.  Here’s the IMDb:

A young couple adopt an orphaned child whose dreams – and nightmares – manifest physically as he sleeps.

Directed by Towson grad Mike Flanagan (Oculus), Before I Wake stars  Kate Bosworth, Thomas Jane, Annabeth Gish, and is scheduled to hit theaters May 8th, 2015.

Peep these first images, and get ready to be even more frightened of what’s under your bed.  What?  I’m just sayin’.  You should probably not look.

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Wiig Wilson and Sudeikis go heist-y in new Masterinds images

Like heist films?  Like funny?  Well, Masterminds is hoping you like a mix of the two, and with Kristen Wiig, Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis in the lead roles, that just may be the case.  Based on the Loomis Fargo robbery in 1997 — “largest cash robbery on U.S. soil at the time” — I’m sure they’ll be taking liberties to make it funnier. I’m guessing.

Take it away, IMDb!

A night guard at an armored car company in the Southern U.S. organizes one of the biggest bank heists in American history.

Peep these first images — there isn’t even an official poster yet — and see if you’d take the bait.

Masterminds opens August 7, 2015.

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