Romance Review: Ava Miles, Nora Roberts Land

Nora Roberts LandStory: Meredith Hale is a journalist still smarting from her divorce from “Rick-the-Dick”.  Tanner McBride is a war correspondent looking for a job.  When Tanner hits the small town of Dare, Colorado, sparks fly between the two.  But Tanner is really on an assignment.  One that could leave Meredith with another broken heart.  Unless those sparks are real?  Of course they are, honey.

Sexytimes: Oh yes ma’am.  As with other Miles stories, there’s just enough 411 to get folks steamed up, but not so much that you feel like a gynocologist.  Bonus points for pointing out how uncomfortable bustier undergarments can be!

Add-ons: None here, unless you count the numerous Nora Roberts book, character and storyline shout-outs.

Thoughts: Diving into this book after reading Country Heaven is a bit of a shock.  Yes, Miles has great characters here too, and a very interesting storyline.  But Nora Roberts Land spends a lot of time introducing the town folks — a few are sure to be future couples for future books — and I wanted more Mere and Tanner.  (And Tanner’s dog. Because c’mon, puppeh!)

Then there are the countless shout-outs to Nora Roberts stories and characters.  Great if you’re well-versed in Roberts’ mythos, but as I’ve never read her (I know. I KNOW), I got pulled out of the story every single time Miles sent out a virtual air-kiss to her favorite author.  I’ll give Miles a bit of slack, as this was the intro to what is now two series — and because things really took off after the halfway point. It wasn’t quite the addiction Country Heaven was for me, but when the storyline kicked into high gear, I was flipping pages as if my life depended on it. Still, I’m hoping for more from the other books in the series. 

Yes, I’ll still read ’em thanks to Miles’ sense of humor, killer storylines, and way with character development. But I have a touch of cautiousness in my heart now.  Just like a romance heroine starting her own story, no?

Hey, wait a minute…

Grade: B+

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Hotel Transylvania 2: first official poster revealed!

Love me some Hotel Transylvania.  Been excited ever since they shared some images & a trailer for Hotel Transylvania 2. So without further ado, the first teaser poster!

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Here’s the official synopsis, from the studio’s EPK:

Drac’s pack is back for an all-new monster comedy adventure in Sony Pictures Animation’s Hotel Transylvania 2!  Everything seems to be changing for the better at Hotel Transylvania…  Dracula’s rigid monster-only hotel policy has finally relaxed, opening up its doors to human guests. But behind closed coffins, Drac is worried that his adorable half-human, half-vampire grandson, Dennis, isn’t showing signs of being a vampire. So while Mavis is busy visiting her human in-laws with Johnny – and in for a major cultural shock of her own – “Vampa” Drac enlists his friends Frank, Murray, Wayne and Griffin to put Dennis through a “monster-in-training” boot camp.  But little do they know that Drac’s grumpy and very old, old, old school dad Vlad is about to pay a family visit to the hotel.  And when Vlad finds out that his great-grandson is not a pure blood – and humans are now welcome at Hotel Transylvania – things are going to get batty!

Hotel Transylvania 2 hits theaters September 25th, 2015.  Fingers crossed for more werewolf Winnie!

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007’s SPECTRE: teaser trailer and first images!

1$_V?_Job Name“You’ve got a secret. Something you can’t tell anyone…because you can’t trust anyone.”

Ooh!  I’ll bet he does.  He’s James Bond, after all.  But why should I blather on when there’s a brand-spankin’ new teaser trailer and pics from the set?  Take it away, PR folks!

In SPECTRE, a cryptic message from Bond’s past sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the secret service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind SPECTRE. Sam Mendes returns to direct SPECTRE, with Daniel Craig reprising his role as 007 for the fourth time. SPECTRE is produced by Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, from a script by John Logan and Neal Purvis & Robert Wade.

Directed by:
Sam Mendes

Written by:
John Logan and Neal Purvis & Robert Wade

Produced by:
Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli

Cast:
Daniel Craig
Ralph Fiennes
Naomie Harris
Ben Whishaw
Rory Kinnear
Christoph Waltz
Léa Seydoux
Dave Bautista
Monica Bellucci
Andrew Scott

SPECTRE hits theaters November 6th,2015.  Happy Birthday Month to me…
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Short Story/Short Review – Gwenda Bond, Lois Lane: A Real Work of Art

Lois Lane work of art coverWho wants a review longer than the story itself? Nobody! So here’s the bottom line for a brief tale…

Nutshell:  A fine first taste of Bond’s upcoming novel that will introduce readers to a teenaged Lois Lane, Real Work of Art is a fun Nancy Drew-ish mystery with one or two fannish shout-outs that will have readers dying for more. The narrative is entertaining for all ages, but I wouldn’t be surprised if grownup Super-fans join in too.  Grade: A-

Story: Bond introduces us to Lois Lane in this teaser short story.  No, not the woman you think you know, but the Army brat teen that’s trying to pick up a new hobby.  But let’s just say that art isn’t her strong suit.

Thoughts: This story felt like it was over before it began.  And that’s no wonder, as it’s meant to be just a taste of what’s to come with Bond’s Fallout.  I like the way Bond takes a teenaged Lane and brings her into the 21st Century, complete with apps that help with…studies, and long-distance IM’ing with “SmallvilleGuy”.  I squee’d when I saw that handle, and I bet everyone else did too.

Bond obviously knows how to dole out the goods, and when to hold stuff back, and I look forward to more of the same when Fallout hits.  Real Work of Art is easy to read, with a quick but not rushed pace, which is another thing I hope carries over into the novel.  In Real Work of Art, there are hints at future possibilities, and seeing Lois as an Army brat who keeps herself at a distance from those around her (why invest in friendships if only to lose them?) is a breath of fresh air.  Lois Lane is a character everyone thinks they know, or at least have a basic knowledge of.   So getting a peek inside her head as she’s becoming the woman we all know?  Very cool.  In fact, the first person narrative here has just the right blend of travel weary teen and grownup-in-training. And Bond doesn’t dumb down the dialogue here, yet there’s still a hint of Nancy Drew innocence to keep the story firmly in YA land.  And if the plot is wrapped up a little too quickly?  Well, it’s a short story.  Bound to happen.

YA fans and Superman aficionados will enjoy this quick read. If Fallout – the novel that this short story introduces – is just as good, this “new” Lois Lane will be worth getting to know.

 

[Note: I received an electronic ARC from the publisher in return for an honest review.  I received nothing else, not even art lessons.  And lemme tell you; looking at anything I draw, you can definitely tell.]

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Romance Review: Ava Miles, Country Heaven

I’m more than just horror and comic books.  I love me a good love story too.  Here’s the quick-n-sometimes-dirty on my latest l’amour!

Country HeavenStory: Tory Simmons works in a diner.  Rye Crenshaw is a famous country singer who needs a new tour cook (and an image makeover).  Can the wholesome but no-nonsense Tory and the bad-boy-with-a-brain Rye make it work?  Um, do you read romance novels honey?

Sexytimes: There’s plenty of nekkid, condoms, and moaning. But nothing particularly blue.  Miles has a steamy way with the smutty side, but keeps things from going into tacky.

Add-ons: recipes!  And ones that look really good, too.  In fact, Miles published a cookbook full of these homey but yummy sounding recipes.

Thoughts: I picked this up as a freebie, and decided to give it a whirl as an after-horror palate cleanser.  I’m not disappointed.  Country Heaven is the start of the Dare River series by Miles, and though you don’t need to know what happened in the prior series, Dare Valley, you’ll probably want to grab those books thanks to Miles’ easygoing, eminently readable style.  Tory and Rye have believable back-stories, and the sub-plots are just as interesting as the will-they-won’t-they of the main duo.  (Probably because a few of these characters are slated for books of their own.)  I had my usual “can’t turn the page fast enough, want this book to last forever” feeling that I get with stories I truly invest in.  I can’t wait to sink into more stories, be it Valley or River.  First one’s always free, huh?  Well played, Miles. I’m hooked.

Grade: A

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“It Follows” scares up a wide release it’s second weekend

it follows onesheetHooray for successful horror movies!  Looks like It Follows is getting a bump up and going wide (read: heading to a heckuva lot more theaters) this coming weekend.  What’s it about, ask the folks who haven’t heard a peep yet?  Here’s the synopsis:

After a young girl gets involved in a sexual confrontation, she is followed by an unknown force.

Think The Ring, but with sexytimes instead of eyeballing a VHS.  Oooooh, spooky!  Seriously — it’s getting some pretty decent buzz, and it looks like it gives good creep.  Here’s the trailer; read on for the full press release!


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Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation trailer and ticket info, should you choose to accept it.

MI5 Rogue Nation onesheetI know.  “I didn’t know there was a part 5 coming?”  Me too.  But Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation is coming, and I think I need to see it.  Because peep the trailer y’all:

Here’s the synopsis:

Ethan and team take on their most impossible mission yet, eradicating the Syndicate – an International rogue organization as highly skilled as they are, committed to destroying the IMF.

And tickets have already gone on sale.  Why buy in advance?  Well, if you’re like me and love digital downloads (read: are too lazy to walk over to your DVD collection because why do you need to when movies are in your Roku box)…you’ll get a free HD download of any one of the prior films in the MI series with a ticket purchase.

Don’t believe me?  Well, read on for the full details from the PR folks…

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Captain Obvious Alert: customers think cable & internet providers suck.

Wellp, at least now it’s official. So when you say you freakin’ hate Comcast/Cox/Time Warner Cable/WhateverallISP, you now have a study to reference. Or if you’re like me, you’ll simply point to your ever-blinking “all-in-one” modem/router. Siiiiigh…

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TV and Internet Service Providers Deliver the Worst Customer Experience, According to Temkin Group Research
Fifth Annual Temkin Experience Ratings Evaluates 293 Companies Across 20 Industries
WABAN, Mass., March 18, 2015 /PRNewswire/ — TV service providers and Internet service providers earned the lowest overall customer experience scores, according to the 2015 Temkin Experience Ratings, an annual ranking of companies based on a survey of 10,000 U.S. consumers.
Of the 20 industries covered in the 2015 Temkin Experience Ratings, TV service and Internet service providers received the lowest average ratings. These industries have been at the bottom of the Ratings for the past three years, and their scores hit an all-time low this year.
The poster child for poor customer experience in these industries—Comcast—was not only the lowest-scoring TV service and Internet service provider, but it was also one of the lowest-scoring companies in the entire Ratings. It ranked 289th overall out of 293 companies for its Internet service and ranked 291st overall for its TV service.
Of the 17 companies that received “very poor” ratings (below 50%) across the 193 companies, five of them were from these two industries: Comcast for TV (43%), Comcast for Internet (45%), Time Warner Cable for Internet (47%), Charter Communications for TV (48%), and Time Warner Cable for TV (48%).
Internet and TV service providers are awful to consumers. The lack of competition continues to fuel this bad experience epidemic,” states Bruce Temkin, managing partner of Temkin Group.
At the other end of the spectrum, Cablevision earned the highest rating for both of these industries, with a rating of 61% (ranked 199th) for its TV service and a rating of 60% (ranked 207th) for its Internet service. The only other company to receive an “okay” rating—above 60%— was DirecTV for TV services. Every other company in these industries had a “poor” or “very poor” rating.
Only Verizon (+3 points) and AT&T (+1 point)—both for their TV services—improved their ratings between 2014 and 2015. Bright House Networks (-8 points), Time Warner for Internet (-8 points), Cox Communications for TV (-7 points), and Cox Communications for Internet (-7 points) declined by the most.
Now in its fifth year of publication, the 2015 Temkin Experience Ratings is the most comprehensive benchmark of customer experience in the industry, evaluating 293 companies across 20 industries: airlines, appliance makers, auto dealers, banks, car rental agencies, computer makers, credit card issuers, fast food chains, health plans, hotel chains, insurance carriers, Internet service providers, investment firms, parcel delivery services, retailers, software firms, supermarket chains, TV service providers, utilities, and wireless carriers.
To generate these ratings, Temkin Group asked 10,000 U.S. consumers to evaluate their recent experiences with a company across three dimensions: success (can you do what you want to do?), effort (how easy is it to work with the company?), and emotion (how do you feel about the interactions?). Temkin Group then averaged these three scores to produce each company’s Temkin Experience Rating.
The 2015 Temkin Experience Ratings, along with other ratings, can be accessed at the Temkin Ratings website, www.TemkinRatings.com. The free report “2015 Temkin Experience Ratings” is available for download at the Customer Experience Matters® blog (ExperienceMatters.wordpress.com) and at the Temkin Group website, www.TemkinGroup.com.
About Temkin Group: Temkin Group is a leading customer experience research and consulting firm. Many of the world’s largest brands rely on its insights and advice to steer their transformational journeys, and Temkin Group accelerates their results by combining customer experience thought leadership with a deep understanding of organizational dynamics. Rather than layering on cosmetic changes, Temkin Group helps companies embed practices within their culture by building up four core competencies: Purposeful Leadership, Employee Engagement, Compelling Brand Values, and Customer Connectedness. The firm’s ongoing research identifies leading and emerging best practices for engaging the hearts and minds of customers, employees, and partners. For more information, contact Bruce Temkin at 617-916-2075 or send an email.
*Customer experience matters is a registered trademark of Temkin Group.
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YES! Conner and Palmiotti back for Baltimore Comic-Con 2015!

Y’all know that I love me some Harley Quinn.  So I’m psyched to hear that Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti are coming back to BCC!  Can’t wait to take an up-close peek at all that glorious art Conner creates!  Exclamation point overload! [Note: yes, I’ve read Power Outage.  And that review will be posted April 14th.]  As they weren’t able to make last year’s BCC, I’m truly psyched.

But they’re not alone y’all.  Darwyn Cook — yes he of the variant Harley Quinn covers — is coming too.  And so is Frank Tieri, and I can’t wait to hear what he’s (Suicide Squad) working on now (Arkam Manor: Endgame).  He’s also an absolute hoot when he’s in a panel.  I can only hope that this year there’ll be a digital “Balls” counter.  A gal can dream…

Read on for the full press release, with even more info on these fantastic comic creators!

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Hotel Transylvania 2: Images and first-look trailer!

Hotel Transylvania 2 headerHotel Transylvania was adorable.  And it has the best, cutest bat ever.  So bring forth Hotel Transylvania 2!  Synopsis?  Got one.

When the old-old-old-fashioned vampire Vlad (Mel Brooks) arrives at the hotel for an impromptu family get-together, Hotel Transylvania is in for a collision of supernatural old-school and modern day cool.

Old-school Vlad voiced by Mel Brooks?  I’m so in.

I also have some images, and the new trailer — where Drac starts grandchild Dennis’ first flying lesson — can be seen after the jump. Hotel Transylvania 2 is scheduled for a September, 2015 release.  Just in time to rev up the Halloween season!

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