Disney wants to show you da Bears! Come get free screening passes!

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Who doesn’t love nature programs?  C’mon, you know you get sucked in anytime you hear a soft, soothing voiceover with adorable animals romping around.  So wanna catch the next installment of Disney’s Disneynature film series, Bears?  Of course you do.  I mean really; look at the baby bear in the poster.  LOOK AT THE ADORABLE BABY BEAR.  It’s enough to melt even my cold, cold heart.

What I love most about these films is the educational info they provide on the website.  So you can enjoy it, and then the little ones you know can learn all about the animals they’ve seen.  Sneaky with the learning, Disney.  Very sneaky.

Here’s the “official boilerplate” info from the studio:

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In an epic story of breathtaking scale, Disneynature’s new True Life Adventure “Bears” showcases a year in the life of two mother grizzly bears as they impart life lessons to their impressionable young cubs. Set against a majestic Alaskan backdrop teaming with life, their journey begins as winter comes to an end and the bears emerge from hibernation to face the bitter cold. The world outside is exciting—but risky—as the cubs’ playful descent down the mountain carries with it a looming threat of avalanches. As the season changes from spring to summer, the grizzly bear families must work together to find food—ultimately feasting at a plentiful salmon run—while staying safe from predators, including an ever-present wolf pack. “Bears” captures the fast-moving action and suspense of life in one of the planet’s last great wildernesses—where mothers definitely know best and their cubs’ survival hinges on family togetherness. Directed by Alastair Fothergill (“Earth,” “African Cats” and “Chimpanzee”) and Keith Scholey (“African Cats”), “Bears” is in theaters April 18, 2014, to celebrate Earth Day. For more information about Disneynature, like us on Facebook: facebook.com/Disneynature and follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/Disneynature.

So how to get yourself in on the screening?  Read on.  Read on!

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Cosplay at Awesome Con. Be part of a world record. Sweet.

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Image: Awesome Con

We all know how we nerds love to dress up for cons.  It’s the law I think.  Or at least it should be.  At this year’s Awesome Con though, there’s gonna  be more to it. They’re calling for all cosplayers to head to the US Capitol Reflecting Pool for the “Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Comic Book Characters”.  I know, right? Way cool.

Even if you don’t Cos, it’ll be great to show up and check out the awesome costumes.  And if you’re thinking about going as BeerMan, think again; Guinness has a list of approved costumes for World Record consideration.  Don’t have a costume at the ready?  No problem, it’s still easy-peasy to fit in.  Ladies; throw on a cool black hat, black tank/cami & jeans (throw on a black cardi if it’s cold), heavy eyeliner and an ahnk, and show up as Death!  And fellas how about grabbing a trench coat, white shirt, black tie & khakis for John Constantine (don’t forget the spiked up hair & real/fake cigarette)?  Perfect!

Mark your calendars; April 18th, 2014 at noon.  So, are you gonna be there or what?

Read on for the full press release for even more info!

 

 

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More big names added to this year’s Baltimore Comic-Con!

Woohoo!  I don’t know about you, but all this Springtime snow has really got me jonesing for some summer, and some Baltimore Comic-Con.  And this year’s THREE DAY ‘con will definitely be bringing the awesome, if the past few bits of info are any indication.  Now?  More news.

Like Teen Titans?  Harley Quinn?  Warlock, Wolverine, Batman ’66?  Donald freakin’ Duck?  Yeah, they’ll have some of the top names from those titles.  I can’t wait to shake the hand of the man who brought so much Scrooge McDuck into my life, Mr. Don Rosa.

Read on for more tempting info, and remember: this year’s BCC is September 5-7.  Huzzah!

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Free Baltimore Screening — Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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A’ight folks.  It’s officially Blockbuster Season.  I know; how did we get from 4th of July weekend to April with the whole “big blockbuster push”?  Ahh, that’s a discussion for another time.  Right now?  Free passes to see the Cap!

If you’re jonesing for passes, you prolly already know the deets, but just in case, here’s the synopsis:

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After the cataclysmic events in New York with The Avengers, Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” finds Steve Rogers, aka Captain America, living quietly in Washington, D.C. and trying to adjust to the modern world. But when a S.H.I.E.L.D. colleague comes under attack, Steve becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue that threatens to put the world at risk. Joining forces with Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow, Captain America struggles to expose the ever-widening conspiracy while fighting off assailants sent to silence him at every turn. When the full scope of the villainous plot is revealed, Captain America and the Black Widow enlist the help of a new ally, the Falcon. However, they soon find themselves up against an unexpected and formidable enemy—the Winter Soldier.

Based on the ever-popular Marvel comic book series, first published in 1941, Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” is produced by Kevin Feige, p.g.a., directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, from a screenplay by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely, and stars Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Cobie Smulders, Frank Grillo, Emily VanCamp and Hayley Atwell, with Robert Redford as Alexander Pierce and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury.

As per the poster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier opens 4/4/2014.  But you can get yourself passes.  This time I’ve only got FIFTEEN pairs of tickets, so read on quick to score a pair for yourself….

 

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The Gangrene Film Festival? Yes. That’s a thing. That sounds pretty awesome.

The Gangrene Film Festival: Apollo 13.  (PRNewsFoto/The Gangrene Film Festival)

The Gangrene Film Festival: Apollo 13. (PRNewsFoto/The Gangrene Film Festival)

I know; you’re probably sick to death over all the various and sundry award shows/conferences/cabals that come around in the early part of the year.  But my eyes picked out this particular one on name alone: who doesn’t want to know more about something called The Gangrene Film Festival?  And would you expect something that cool sounding to come from UTAH?  I know!  It sounds like the kind of weird-awesome that would blend perfectly here in my beloved Baltimore.

“Space-aged bachelor pad music” sounds like a cool vibe for a film fest theme.  Though I’ve gotta say that the pics of opening act Apollo 13 seem more Daft Punk.  But then that was 2012….  So I tried to lift this year’s poster from their site.  To no avail; they aren’t up yet.  So enjoy Apollo 13 y’all.

Comedy!  Vaudeville!  Music!  I wish I could beam myself over to this Fest.  Then again I’ve got ’til August to figure out a way to get there….

Read the entire press release after the jump!

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Elsewhere Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel

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Movie Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel

TWITVIEW: funky, fun and fabulous.  Anderson at his best, with a film even newbies to his work can enjoy. A+

I used to worry that I wasn’t cool enough for Wes Anderson movies.  Not enough hipster chic cred, too much of a nerdy horror geek.  And I’ll admit it, Bottle Rocket just didn’t do it for me.  (I still stand by my though that it’s a great Dude Film though.)  Then I saw The Royal Tenenbaums, and fell in love with Anderson’s quirky-but-touching style of storytelling.  Things have only been getting better and better with Anderson’s work, and though there’ve been a few inevitable bumps in the road (The Darjeeling Limited felt like a muddledtwist on Tenenbaumsrather than an original piece), The Grand Budapest Hotel is his best work to date.  Charming, witty, heart-tugging and hilarious, The Grand Budapest Hotel is definitely a film for fans of the auteur, and also an enjoyable romp for folks who have feared to tread into his wondrously wacky style.

Anderson lists early 20th Century author Stefan Zweig, as an influence on Budapest’s screenplay.  All I can say is if that’s true, I’m itching to get my hands on some of Zweig’s work.  There’s a thoughtful blend of madcap adventure (echoing Muppets Most Wanted, a film that share’s Budapest’s release date here; hey, what a great double-feature!), bittersweet coming-of-age, and flat-out camp.  Anderson takes all these pieces and weaves them into an easily understood storyline that keeps filmgoers entertained throughout.

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Movie Review: Muppets Most Wanted

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Mo’ Muppets, mo’ problems.  Fresh off of their success in The Muppets, Kermit and Co. find themselves in the middle of an international burglary caper so crazy it could only be done by The World’s Most Dangerous Frog.  Who just so happens to look exactly like Kermit, if Kermit had a mole above his lip.  When green pancake makeup is applied…all crazy breaks loose.  With a madcap trip around to some of the world’s most beautiful cities, and an all-expenses paid visit to Siberia for our beloved green hero? Well, if you thought that the first new-generation Muppet movie was a hoot, this one’ll blow you away.

Is the story a bit thin, and the plotting iffy at best?  Sure.  But the same thing can be said about any of the other Muppet movies.  But just like the ones that have come before, they manage to suck the audience in and give ‘em one heck of a show.  Kudos to James Bobin (The Muppets, Flight of the Conchords) for being able to combine just enough slapstick with just enough goofy.  Hiring game-for-anything comedic actors goes a long way too, and in MMW Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais and Ty Burrell give great giggles without taking things too far.  They know they’re supporting staff here, and they let the felt folks get the spotlight (while still being totally entertaining in their own right.  Nice balancing act there, humans.)

As with The Muppets, Bret McKenzie handles the songwriting and there are several cool songs you may find yourself humming long after the film.  “We’re Doing A Sequel” starts the film off, and I loved how this film quite literally picks up from the close of the last one, and takes a jab at sequels in general.  Tina Fey does the heavy lifting voice-wise in “The Big House”, and though she tries to hide it with her character’s Russian accent, she’s got chops.  McKenzie shows his Flight of the Conchords roots with “I’ll Get What You Want (Cockatoo In Malibu)”, something I could easily see New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo performing on tour.  Any one of these songs could be nominated for an Oscar this year, and as Bret won for his “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets, I’d start making notes for my yearly Oscar pool if I were you.

Then there’s the cameos.  Oh, the cameos!  For adults that are only going to MMW for their kids (and to you people?  Wake up; hello, Muppets are awesome), there are tons of star cameos to keep an eye out for.  Lady Gaga!  Tony Bennett!  Celine Dion!  Tom Hiddleston!  Stanley Tucci!  Christoph Waltz!  And my personal favorite, Danny Trejo!  There are tons more, but if I listed ‘em all, 1) what’s the fun in being surprised, and 2) I’m afraid I’d hear the “get off stage” music from the Oscars in my head.

The Muppet effects are the usual campy but super-effective angled shots and green-screen edit-in-post thingies, and who needs more than that?  The best part?  There are TONS of Muppets in Muppets Most Wanted, from newbie Walter to old friends like Sweetums, Beauregard, The Newsman, and fan favorites like Animal, Beaker, Pepe the King Prawn, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mahyem.  (Psst: keep an eye out for Kermit’s nephew Robin, who makes an appearance in the film too.  Yaaaay!  *flails arms like Kermit*)

This is what they call The Muppet Show Muppets Most Wanted…. And it totally works.

I’d give Muppets Most Wanted an A. It’s not perfect, but it’s so much fun you’ll never notice.

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Movie Review: Divergent.

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My brain is rather divergent regarding Divergent.  It’s a beautifully shot rendering of the world made famous by Veronica Roth’s Divergent Trilogy.  But there are times where the dialogue is clunky at best, and a source of unintentional giggles at it’s worst.  The actors do such a great job inhabiting their characters that said clunky dialogue can be forgiven because the pain, join and sorrow on their faces is palpable.   But the storyline suffers from Return Of The King Syndrome: there are many places where it feels like the film could have ended, only to shuffle on, and on.  And at just over two hours and fifteen minutes?  You feel every.  Single.  Minute of the last hour or so.

That cinematic schizophrenia aside, Divergent is a faithful adaptation that doesn’t get bogged down in slavish addiction to it’s source material.  However, director Neil Burger (Limitless), a man who usually brings out the best in unconventional source material, needed a heavier hand with the editing software and a lighter touch with the dialogue.  Will fans love it?  Undoubtedly.  I got lost in the world Burger brought to life.  Will the non-YA hoi-polloi dig it?  Well….

Years after a devastating war tore apart “modern society”, the United States becomes a small, insular group that divides itself into 5 Factions: Abnegation (Selfless), Amity(Peaceful), Candor (Honest), Dauntless (Brave), and Erudite (Knowledgeable). A torn and tattered Chicago is the setting for the film, housing all Factions.  Things are done this way to avoid discord, but when 16-year-old Beatrice must make her choice, she finds that she doesn’t fit into just one category; she is Divergent, a type of person that the powers-that-be find threatening to the social order.  When Beatrice — or Tris, after her Choosing — becomes a member of Dauntless, she finds that all is not as kumbaya as she had once believed.

Folks who have read the book will giggle happily at the storyline, recognizing much from the book.  Folks who haven’t read the book may giggle excitedly at the action scenes and the hot guys.  Folks who have a low threshold for cheesy dialogue may flat-out giggle at some of the lines the actors are forced to toss out.  But there’s no denying a killer cast — Golden Globe winner Shailene Woodley as Tris, Oscar winner Kate Winslet as Erudite leader Jeanine, Ashley Judd and Scandal’s Tony Goldwyn as Tris’ mom and dad, and Bedlam’s Theo James as Dauntless leader (and lead hottie) Four.  In fact, everyone does a fabulous job here, from Ansel Elgort to Zoë Kravitz (A to Z…oh fine.)  Andy Nicholson’s art direction makes the dystopian future Chi-town look almost okay, but with a dusty, crumbling heart that’s hidden from most.

Is there a love story in here somewhere?  Um, is this based a Young Adult novel?  Yes, the love story between Tris and Four is no surprise, but this film doesn’t clobber you over the head with it.  This ain’t no Twilight.  Divergent instead focuses on the perils (and ultimate satisfaction) of being yourself, man’s quest for power before peace, and the good ol’ Bravery Uber Alles.  And aside from the endurance-length climax at the film’s end, these themes are delivered in a way that’s both easy to understand and fun to watch unfold.

If I were a teacher, I’d give Divergent a B.  A powerful story, with great actors and enough of the core tale from the novel to keep fans happy.  Moviegoers may chafe at the second half and its strange pacing.  Still, there’s more than enough in Divergent to hope that the entire trilogy gets the Hollywood treatment.

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Divergent’s Kate Winslet gets her star

Kate Winslet Honored On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

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Divergent hits theaters this Friday, and while there’s plenty to talk about with the film itself — I’ll be attending a screening this evening, in fact — Hollywood got together to honor Divergent star Kate Winslet with her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Nice, right? What I really loved was the footage from the unveiling, where Winslet looks absolutely gobsmacked to see her name on one of these stars.  I feel you sweetie. So, check out her new star — and she’s looking amazing, can I just pause to say. Go ahead Kate, you deserve it!

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Elsewhere Review: Million Dollar Arm

Nutshell: I’d give Million Dollar Arm an B+.  Though a few of the basics are cliche — look, there’s a gorgeous girl as the lead’s cottage house tenant, wonder if they’ll get together? — overall this film has a great big heart.  Gorgeous, and eye-opening visuals of India will make you want to visit, and the Indian cast members will have you hitting up IMDb for more of their excellent work.  Do I wish there was more focus on the boys and their life pre-baseball competition?  Sure.  But the film is still a breath of fresh air that’s thoroughly enjoyable.

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Movie Review: Million Dollar Arm

Twitview: Dam Yankees said “You’ve Gotta Have Heart”.  This film has it.  B+

All I know about cricket I learned watching BBC in a London dorm room one summer.  Which is to say, absolutely nothing.  But I can guess that trying to make cricket players into baseball players has gotta be a neat trick.  That’s the idea behind Million Dollar Arm, a based-on-a-true-story film that has a big heart behind all that sportsball.

JB is a sports agent that has started his own agency with friend/former co-worker Aash.  They’re tanking, because it’s tough to sign fickle sports stars; ask Jerry Maguire.  But JB gets a great idea; why not hold a competition in India, where other agents haven’t been, and groom cricket players to be big-league baseball stars in America?  Cue the cross-cultural heart warming, and the growing up of JB’s self-absorbed heart.

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