The Gangrene Film Festival? Yes. That’s a thing. That sounds pretty awesome.

The Gangrene Film Festival: Apollo 13.  (PRNewsFoto/The Gangrene Film Festival)

The Gangrene Film Festival: Apollo 13. (PRNewsFoto/The Gangrene Film Festival)

I know; you’re probably sick to death over all the various and sundry award shows/conferences/cabals that come around in the early part of the year.  But my eyes picked out this particular one on name alone: who doesn’t want to know more about something called The Gangrene Film Festival?  And would you expect something that cool sounding to come from UTAH?  I know!  It sounds like the kind of weird-awesome that would blend perfectly here in my beloved Baltimore.

“Space-aged bachelor pad music” sounds like a cool vibe for a film fest theme.  Though I’ve gotta say that the pics of opening act Apollo 13 seem more Daft Punk.  But then that was 2012….  So I tried to lift this year’s poster from their site.  To no avail; they aren’t up yet.  So enjoy Apollo 13 y’all.

Comedy!  Vaudeville!  Music!  I wish I could beam myself over to this Fest.  Then again I’ve got ’til August to figure out a way to get there….

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Elsewhere Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel

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Movie Review: The Grand Budapest Hotel

TWITVIEW: funky, fun and fabulous.  Anderson at his best, with a film even newbies to his work can enjoy. A+

I used to worry that I wasn’t cool enough for Wes Anderson movies.  Not enough hipster chic cred, too much of a nerdy horror geek.  And I’ll admit it, Bottle Rocket just didn’t do it for me.  (I still stand by my though that it’s a great Dude Film though.)  Then I saw The Royal Tenenbaums, and fell in love with Anderson’s quirky-but-touching style of storytelling.  Things have only been getting better and better with Anderson’s work, and though there’ve been a few inevitable bumps in the road (The Darjeeling Limited felt like a muddledtwist on Tenenbaumsrather than an original piece), The Grand Budapest Hotel is his best work to date.  Charming, witty, heart-tugging and hilarious, The Grand Budapest Hotel is definitely a film for fans of the auteur, and also an enjoyable romp for folks who have feared to tread into his wondrously wacky style.

Anderson lists early 20th Century author Stefan Zweig, as an influence on Budapest’s screenplay.  All I can say is if that’s true, I’m itching to get my hands on some of Zweig’s work.  There’s a thoughtful blend of madcap adventure (echoing Muppets Most Wanted, a film that share’s Budapest’s release date here; hey, what a great double-feature!), bittersweet coming-of-age, and flat-out camp.  Anderson takes all these pieces and weaves them into an easily understood storyline that keeps filmgoers entertained throughout.

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Movie Review: Muppets Most Wanted

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Mo’ Muppets, mo’ problems.  Fresh off of their success in The Muppets, Kermit and Co. find themselves in the middle of an international burglary caper so crazy it could only be done by The World’s Most Dangerous Frog.  Who just so happens to look exactly like Kermit, if Kermit had a mole above his lip.  When green pancake makeup is applied…all crazy breaks loose.  With a madcap trip around to some of the world’s most beautiful cities, and an all-expenses paid visit to Siberia for our beloved green hero? Well, if you thought that the first new-generation Muppet movie was a hoot, this one’ll blow you away.

Is the story a bit thin, and the plotting iffy at best?  Sure.  But the same thing can be said about any of the other Muppet movies.  But just like the ones that have come before, they manage to suck the audience in and give ‘em one heck of a show.  Kudos to James Bobin (The Muppets, Flight of the Conchords) for being able to combine just enough slapstick with just enough goofy.  Hiring game-for-anything comedic actors goes a long way too, and in MMW Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais and Ty Burrell give great giggles without taking things too far.  They know they’re supporting staff here, and they let the felt folks get the spotlight (while still being totally entertaining in their own right.  Nice balancing act there, humans.)

As with The Muppets, Bret McKenzie handles the songwriting and there are several cool songs you may find yourself humming long after the film.  “We’re Doing A Sequel” starts the film off, and I loved how this film quite literally picks up from the close of the last one, and takes a jab at sequels in general.  Tina Fey does the heavy lifting voice-wise in “The Big House”, and though she tries to hide it with her character’s Russian accent, she’s got chops.  McKenzie shows his Flight of the Conchords roots with “I’ll Get What You Want (Cockatoo In Malibu)”, something I could easily see New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo performing on tour.  Any one of these songs could be nominated for an Oscar this year, and as Bret won for his “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets, I’d start making notes for my yearly Oscar pool if I were you.

Then there’s the cameos.  Oh, the cameos!  For adults that are only going to MMW for their kids (and to you people?  Wake up; hello, Muppets are awesome), there are tons of star cameos to keep an eye out for.  Lady Gaga!  Tony Bennett!  Celine Dion!  Tom Hiddleston!  Stanley Tucci!  Christoph Waltz!  And my personal favorite, Danny Trejo!  There are tons more, but if I listed ‘em all, 1) what’s the fun in being surprised, and 2) I’m afraid I’d hear the “get off stage” music from the Oscars in my head.

The Muppet effects are the usual campy but super-effective angled shots and green-screen edit-in-post thingies, and who needs more than that?  The best part?  There are TONS of Muppets in Muppets Most Wanted, from newbie Walter to old friends like Sweetums, Beauregard, The Newsman, and fan favorites like Animal, Beaker, Pepe the King Prawn, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mahyem.  (Psst: keep an eye out for Kermit’s nephew Robin, who makes an appearance in the film too.  Yaaaay!  *flails arms like Kermit*)

This is what they call The Muppet Show Muppets Most Wanted…. And it totally works.

I’d give Muppets Most Wanted an A. It’s not perfect, but it’s so much fun you’ll never notice.

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Movie Review: Divergent.

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My brain is rather divergent regarding Divergent.  It’s a beautifully shot rendering of the world made famous by Veronica Roth’s Divergent Trilogy.  But there are times where the dialogue is clunky at best, and a source of unintentional giggles at it’s worst.  The actors do such a great job inhabiting their characters that said clunky dialogue can be forgiven because the pain, join and sorrow on their faces is palpable.   But the storyline suffers from Return Of The King Syndrome: there are many places where it feels like the film could have ended, only to shuffle on, and on.  And at just over two hours and fifteen minutes?  You feel every.  Single.  Minute of the last hour or so.

That cinematic schizophrenia aside, Divergent is a faithful adaptation that doesn’t get bogged down in slavish addiction to it’s source material.  However, director Neil Burger (Limitless), a man who usually brings out the best in unconventional source material, needed a heavier hand with the editing software and a lighter touch with the dialogue.  Will fans love it?  Undoubtedly.  I got lost in the world Burger brought to life.  Will the non-YA hoi-polloi dig it?  Well….

Years after a devastating war tore apart “modern society”, the United States becomes a small, insular group that divides itself into 5 Factions: Abnegation (Selfless), Amity(Peaceful), Candor (Honest), Dauntless (Brave), and Erudite (Knowledgeable). A torn and tattered Chicago is the setting for the film, housing all Factions.  Things are done this way to avoid discord, but when 16-year-old Beatrice must make her choice, she finds that she doesn’t fit into just one category; she is Divergent, a type of person that the powers-that-be find threatening to the social order.  When Beatrice — or Tris, after her Choosing — becomes a member of Dauntless, she finds that all is not as kumbaya as she had once believed.

Folks who have read the book will giggle happily at the storyline, recognizing much from the book.  Folks who haven’t read the book may giggle excitedly at the action scenes and the hot guys.  Folks who have a low threshold for cheesy dialogue may flat-out giggle at some of the lines the actors are forced to toss out.  But there’s no denying a killer cast — Golden Globe winner Shailene Woodley as Tris, Oscar winner Kate Winslet as Erudite leader Jeanine, Ashley Judd and Scandal’s Tony Goldwyn as Tris’ mom and dad, and Bedlam’s Theo James as Dauntless leader (and lead hottie) Four.  In fact, everyone does a fabulous job here, from Ansel Elgort to Zoë Kravitz (A to Z…oh fine.)  Andy Nicholson’s art direction makes the dystopian future Chi-town look almost okay, but with a dusty, crumbling heart that’s hidden from most.

Is there a love story in here somewhere?  Um, is this based a Young Adult novel?  Yes, the love story between Tris and Four is no surprise, but this film doesn’t clobber you over the head with it.  This ain’t no Twilight.  Divergent instead focuses on the perils (and ultimate satisfaction) of being yourself, man’s quest for power before peace, and the good ol’ Bravery Uber Alles.  And aside from the endurance-length climax at the film’s end, these themes are delivered in a way that’s both easy to understand and fun to watch unfold.

If I were a teacher, I’d give Divergent a B.  A powerful story, with great actors and enough of the core tale from the novel to keep fans happy.  Moviegoers may chafe at the second half and its strange pacing.  Still, there’s more than enough in Divergent to hope that the entire trilogy gets the Hollywood treatment.

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Divergent’s Kate Winslet gets her star

Kate Winslet Honored On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame

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Divergent hits theaters this Friday, and while there’s plenty to talk about with the film itself — I’ll be attending a screening this evening, in fact — Hollywood got together to honor Divergent star Kate Winslet with her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Nice, right? What I really loved was the footage from the unveiling, where Winslet looks absolutely gobsmacked to see her name on one of these stars.  I feel you sweetie. So, check out her new star — and she’s looking amazing, can I just pause to say. Go ahead Kate, you deserve it!

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Elsewhere Review: Million Dollar Arm

Nutshell: I’d give Million Dollar Arm an B+.  Though a few of the basics are cliche — look, there’s a gorgeous girl as the lead’s cottage house tenant, wonder if they’ll get together? — overall this film has a great big heart.  Gorgeous, and eye-opening visuals of India will make you want to visit, and the Indian cast members will have you hitting up IMDb for more of their excellent work.  Do I wish there was more focus on the boys and their life pre-baseball competition?  Sure.  But the film is still a breath of fresh air that’s thoroughly enjoyable.

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Movie Review: Million Dollar Arm

Twitview: Dam Yankees said “You’ve Gotta Have Heart”.  This film has it.  B+

All I know about cricket I learned watching BBC in a London dorm room one summer.  Which is to say, absolutely nothing.  But I can guess that trying to make cricket players into baseball players has gotta be a neat trick.  That’s the idea behind Million Dollar Arm, a based-on-a-true-story film that has a big heart behind all that sportsball.

JB is a sports agent that has started his own agency with friend/former co-worker Aash.  They’re tanking, because it’s tough to sign fickle sports stars; ask Jerry Maguire.  But JB gets a great idea; why not hold a competition in India, where other agents haven’t been, and groom cricket players to be big-league baseball stars in America?  Cue the cross-cultural heart warming, and the growing up of JB’s self-absorbed heart.

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St. Patrick’s Day movies to get you in the spirit

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Scones. Soda bread. Those cupcakes from Entenmann’s with the shamrocks on top. Beer may be the most popular carb on St. Patrick’s Day, but it’s not the only one. And just like all those carbs, there’s a ton of movies that can fit the St. Patrick’s Day bill too, not just Darby O’Gill and the Little People. (Though that’s a great one for the whole family.) Here’s my list of classics and off-track films that get their Irish on. Sláinte!

* Leprechaun: (Leprechaun in the hood if you’re truly brave) stupid, embarrassing to admit to doing the next day, and weird as hell. Just like the typical St. Pat’s. Jennifer Aniston is still living this one down.

* Once: because who doesn’t want to see this lovely musical again? If you can’t run around the streets of Dublin, at least you can watch others do it. And the songs. The songs!

* In The Name of the Father: Daniel Day Lewis is brilliant as an imprisoned IRA member. For folks who’s taste runs more towards Black 47 than U2. (Oh, and check out My Left Foot for an Irish Daniel Day Double-feature.)

* The Commitments: otherwise known as the movie any sane person adores. Great music, great acting, great God this is going onto my list for the day. (Make it a Barrytown Trilogy day with The Snapper and The Van.)

* Matchmaker: for you romantics out there.  Hollywood tried to make Janeane Garofalo a romantic lead, and nobody bit. Pity, because it it’s a sweet film, and Garofalo should get more credit for this performance.

* P. S. I Love You: okay, while we’re on the love thing, if you’re feeling schmaltzy, this should do the trick. Plus, ain’t nobody hating Gerard Butler.

* The Quiet Man: because what’s St. Patrick’s Day without John Wayne? Actually, I’d add any Maureen O’Hara performance to this list, because I adore her. Looking for sweeping vistas? John Ford’s non-western starring his biggest western star will do the trick. Come for the views, stay for the fantastic on-screen chemistry between Wayne and O’Hara.

* Grabbers: because really, all us ugly Americans can think about when it’s St. Pat’s is where, when, and how to get our drink on. So this movie about aliens that won’t eat you if you’re pissed? Probably the perfect movie for the day.

Either way you choose, have a fantastic day! I’m off to find those cupcakes.

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Divergent. Baltimore Screening. Free passes!

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I love me some YA.  I’m talking about Young Adult fiction; don’t get me fitted for an orange jumpsuit just yet.  So of course I’ve read the Divergent series by Veronica Roth, and I’m psyched for the movie version of the first book (Divergent, just in case you wondered).

Here’s the deets from the studio’s lovely and talented PR folks:

DIVERGENT

Directed by NEIL BURGER

Screenplay by EVAN DAUGHERTY AND VANESSA TAYLOR

Based on the novel by VERONICA ROTH

Produced by DOUGLAS WICK, LUCY FISHER, POUYA SHAHBAZIAN

Executive Produced by JOHN J. KELLY, RACHEL SHANE

Starring SHAILENE WOODLEY, THEO JAMES, JAI COURTNEY, RAY STEVENSONZOË KRAVITZMILES TELLERMAGGIE QTONY GOLDWYN, ASHLEY JUDDANSEL ELGORTMEKHI PHIFER, BEN LAMBBEN LLOYD-HUGHESCHRISTIAN MADSENAMY NEWBOLDand KATE WINSLET

SYNOPSIS

DIVERGENT IS A THRILLING ACTION-ADVENTURE FILM SET IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE ARE DIVIDED INTO DISTINCT FACTIONS BASED ON HUMAN VIRTUES. TRIS PRIOR (SHAILENE WOODLEY) IS WARNED SHE IS DIVERGENT AND WILL NEVER FIT INTO ANY ONE GROUP. WHEN SHE DISCOVERS A CONSPIRACY BY A FACTION LEADER (KATE WINSLET) TO DESTROY ALL DIVERGENTS, TRIS MUST LEARN TO TRUST IN THE MYSTERIOUS FOUR (THEO JAMES) AND TOGETHER THEY MUST FIND OUT WHAT MAKES BEING DIVERGENT SO DANGEROUS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. BASED ON THE BEST-SELLING BOOK SERIES BY VERONICA ROTH.

DIVERGENT WILL BE RELEASED IN THEATERS AND IMAX ON FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 2014

Official Website: http://DivergentTheMovie.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Divergent

How to get an Admit Two pass for yourself?  As Four would say, after the jump….

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Gorgeous new Maleficent stills, and Twitter launch

All photos -- Photo Credit: Film Frame ©Disney 2014

All photos — Photo Credit: Film Frame ©Disney 2014

I don’t know about you, but I was simultaneously terrified and blown away by evil witch Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty.  C’mon; she could turn into a huge dragon.  HUGE.  Tell me that’s not badass.

But today I bring tidings of new stills and a cool twitter feed from Maleficent herself….

The newest tweet from Maleficent?

You know the tale but you don’t know the truth.  Follow now before it is too late.

*chills*

Here’s the new boilerplate straight from The Mouse House:

“Maleficent” explores the untold story of Disney’s most iconic villain from the classic “Sleeping Beauty” and the elements of her betrayal that ultimately turn her pure heart to stone. Driven by revenge and a fierce desire to protect the moors over which she presides, Maleficent cruelly places an irrevocable curse upon the human king’s newborn infant Aurora. As the child grows, Aurora is caught in the middle of the seething conflict between the forest kingdom she has grown to love and the human kingdom that holds her legacy. Maleficent realizes that Aurora may hold the key to peace in the land and is forced to take drastic actions that will change both worlds forever.

The film stars Angelina Jolie as Maleficent, Sharlto Copley, Elle Fanning, Sam Riley, Imelda Staunton, Juno Temple and Lesley Manville.

“Maleficent” is produced by Joe Roth and directed by Robert Stromberg, with AngelinaJolie, Don Hahn, Palak Patel, Matt Smith and Sarah Bradshaw serving as executive producers. Linda Woolverton wrote the screenplay. “Maleficent” opens in U.S. theaters on May 30, 2014.

Check out these huge, breathtaking stills — my favorite is the green-mist “gonna get my dragon on” one — and don’t forget to follow Maelficent.  Because you don’t want to piss of someone who can turn into a dragon.  I’m guessing.

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New Guests for this year’s Baltimore Comic-Con!

The weather’s starting to warm up, and the Baltimore Comic-Con is starting to gear up.  With this latest list of attendees, I’m pumped.  Michael “Vampirella” Golden, Renee “She-Hulk” Witterstaetter and Mike “Damned” Zeck.  Oh I’ll be droppin’ some coin this year y’all.

This year’s con, lest we forget, is hitting the Baltimore Convention Center September 5-7. THREE DAYS.  When’s this year’s Drink & Draw; the Thursday before, or that Friday?  I’ll keep you posted….

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