In Queue Review – “Painkiller”

Posted on August 10, 2023 by Denise

Genre: Current History Docudramas
Release Date: 2023
Where I Watched: Netflix

Gist: A look at how the Sackler family (BOO HISS ) conned the world into the opioid epidemic, through dramatic retellings of Purdue Pharmaceuticals higher ups, oxycontin reps, and individuals affected by the “believed” safe drug.

Gotta say: Yeah, I don’t typically review TV series. Mostly because I’m very lazy. But I was moved by Hulu’s Dopesick, so I decided to check out how Netflix would tackle this debacle. And Painkiller weaves together drama, mind-trips, and real life interviews with individuals who have lost loved ones due to this crisis. It’s a strange trip indeed, but delivers lots to think about, and plenty of moments that will hit you like a gut punch.

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“Meg 2: The Trench”

Posted on August 8, 2023 by Denise

“I had to save the dog!”
[The dog is, in fact, saved. Again. You’re welcome. – eds.]

Story: Remember that preggo megalodon from the first film? Me neither, but other than Jason Statham punching a shark, I remember very little else about that whole thing. Anyway, that shark had a baby shark (DOO-DOO), and researcher Jiuming Zhang, decided to keep it For The Research. Naturally, our tiny baby escapes her enclosure and heads out to sea, just in time for Zhang, Jason Statham as himself Jonas Taylor and a bunch of Mana One’s researchers head down to the Mariana Trench. But the megalodons aren’t the only scary things swimming around down there. Hey, what’s that explosion?

Genre I’d put it in: Two Bloated Stories Shoved Into One Film Actioners
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Sequel to 2018’s The Meg. Based on the series of novels by Steve Alten, most especially the second in this series, “The Trench”.

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“Talk to Me”

Posted on August 2, 2023 by Denise
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado…

“That was…AMAZING!”

Story: Mia is a young woman struggling through both high school and the death of her mother two years ago. So when a viral TikTok challenge catches her eye, she decides to go for it. Problem? Well, this strange “check out how people freak when they contact the spirits through a weird embalmed hand” thing is a lot darker than the seemingly goofy reactions randos have online. Especially when you don’t follow the rules.

Genre I’d put it in: Hard-Hitting Social Media Possession Piece
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: You’ll see this story hark back to stories old and new, but otherwise it’s one of a kind. FOR NOW…

Gotta say: I’ve been fascinated by the trailer for Me ever since it hit the YouTubes. And I’m happy to report that the film itself is even spookier than what we were teased with earlier this year. Me is a serious meditation on grief and loss, a low-key but effectively bloody horror, and a creepy paranormal chiller. That’s a lot to do well, but directors Danny and Michael Philippou, as well as their cast and crew, are able to pull it off. I can’t wait to watch this again during HallowMonth, dragging my whole fam to the TV Cave to get our spooky on. Me is going into the Comfort Food Horror shelf for me, for certain. Y’know, those horror films you love to watch multiple times because they’re so good, and then they just become ones you reach for over and over again, because they’ve dug into your soul? Yeah, that shelf.

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TrailerWatch – “SAW X” brings the pain…and Tobin Bell!

Posted on August 1, 2023 by Denise

“Of all the men to cheat, you picked John Kramer?’

Hoo boy. I haven’t been this stoked for a Saw movie since…a while. But I think everyone can dig a payback story. Synopsis!

John Kramer (Tobin Bell) is back. The most chilling installment of the SAW franchise yet explores the untold chapter of Jigsaw’s most personal game. Set between the events of SAW I and II, a sick and desperate John travels to Mexico for a risky and experimental medical procedure in hopes of a miracle cure for his cancer – only to discover the entire operation is a scam to defraud the most vulnerable. Armed with a newfound purpose, John returns to his work, turning the tables on the con artists in his signature visceral way through a series of ingenious and terrifying traps.

Looks like this installment has a few surprises,one of which is spoiled (?) in this trailer. But either way? This looks like a bloody good time.

Saw X hits theaters September 29th, 2023.

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“Barbie” – Sparkly, Subversive, and Sublime

Posted on July 21, 2023 by Denise
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado…

“Goodnight Barbie! I’m definitely not thinking of death anymore!”

Genre I’d put it in: Sublimely Subversive Satires
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on Mattel’s Barbie doll toy…universe? Yes. UNIVERSE.

Story: Barbie is just a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. But one day, she starts thinking about death…and suddenly? Things aren’t so Barbielicious anymore. What’s a living doll to do? Well, first, she freaks out…

Gotta say: #Barbenheimer is a thing, y’all. Having Oppenheimer and Barbie open on the same day? Pretty gutsy, Hollywood. With no Barbie screenings here in Baltimore (and me too lazy to schlep to DC in this heat), I decided to do what the simple folk do (#CamelotLyricDrop) and pay to see it on opening day. And honey? It’s worth the hard-earned. Barbie delivers everything you could hope for and more.

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“Oppenheimer” – scientific genius, cinematic complexity

Posted on July 19, 2023 by Denise
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be
given recognition and back ends on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado…

“Did you think that if you let them tar and feather you, they’d forgive you? They won’t.”

Story: Robert “Oppie” Oppenheimer was a complicated man. Interested in possibilities, fascinated by science and social justice, and ultimately broken by the system that asked him to create his greatest work. With looks into his private, public, and scientific life, we get a better feel for one of the most famous – and infamous – American creators.

Genre I’d put it in: Long-ass Biopics Of Historicalness
Release Date: 2023
Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the life of American scientist J. Robert Oppenheimer. More specifically, the time immediately before, during, and after he helmed the Manhattan Project.

Gotta say: I find it hard to critique Oppenheimer. It’s fascinating, intellectually stimulating, and tugs at my heart strings as well as my scientific curiosity. But at times it’s also convoluted, messy, and overcrowded. However, the second half of the film brings all the various pieces together, making it an edge-of-your-seat experience. How’d I get her? I’m glad you asked. Oh, you didn’t ask? Well, buckle up, buttercup. You’re getting it anyway.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem”!

Posted on July 18, 2023 by Denise

Ready for some fun animated shenanigans with our heroes in a half shell? Synopsis!

After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them

Ready? Let’s go!

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In Queue Review – “Grey Matter” (2023)

Posted on July 17, 2023 by Denise

“What the hell happened?”

Genre: YA Psychic Thrillers
Release Date: 2023
Where I Watched: HBO (Oh. Right. “MAX”.)

Gist: Aurora/Ro is your typical teenager. Cool mom, home-schooled, psychic powers… Not your experience. Same. But maybe that last bit is why her mom wants Ro to keep a low profile. Like, don’t go out. Ever. And you know how teens take to being grounded. So, naturally, Ro heads out, and after a horrible night, wakes to an even worse morning. Looks like mom was right? Huh. Guess that can happen, sometimes. Maybe.

Gotta say: Not to be confused with the 2018 sci-fi film of the same name, thisfilm from Project Greenlight feels like a solid starting point for a cool series. However, things go swiftly meh, with a lack of world building and character development hobbling the intriguing possibilities. Good thing the trio of leads are talented enough to keep my interest, even when I was wishing for more about these interesting characters, and their world.

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In Queue Review – “Brooklyn 45”

Posted on July 15, 2023 by Denise

“This isn’t the front line…this is Park Slope.”

Genre: Post-WWII Harkback Horror
Release Date: 2023
Where I Watched: Shudder

Gist: It’s December 27th, 1945, and Mrs. Susie Hockstatter un-alived herself a month before. Her husband Clive can’t take the loss. So he gathers his wartime friends together for a seance. They’re definitely not up for it, but seeing a heartbroken Clive, they all agree to it. But maybe saying “give us a sign, anything” wasn’t exactly the best thing to say. Hey, what was that knocking in the walls? Open them spirt doors wide as hell, y’all!

Gotta say: An intriguing mix of 12 Angry Men and Gothic, with a horrific twist on The Best Years of Our Lives, 45 is the kind of horror movie I didn’t think I could find easily nowadays. One that cobbles together well-loved ideas, but turns them into something truly interesting. This film is an incredible look at post-war paranoia, and how it can destroy people. And, y’know, ghosts and shit. As a kid who used to be called Japanese slurs when I was in school? I know there are a lot of people who don’t want to let go of hate. And damn if 45 doesn’t lay the past at our messed up modern day feet. Look at this beautiful film, and despair. Because the more things change, the more they stay the same. They just pick other marginalized groups. Yay.

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In Queue Review – “Synchronic”

Posted on July 14, 2023 by Denise

“The present is a miracle, bruh.”

Genre: Low-key Time-trippy Sci-fi Horror
Release Date: 2020
Where I Watched: Amazon Prime

Gist: Dennis and Steve are paramedics in New Orleans, and have been BFFs for ages. But when a strange new designer drug hits the market, their lives are forever changed by the drug’s effects, and its possibilities.

Gotta say: Justin Benson is quickly growing into one of my favorite writer/directors. His ability to craft unique stories that blend science fiction, fantasy, and horror are second to none. And Sync is yet another feather in his cap.

As with Benson’s The Endless, Sync has incredible performers giving it their best. Anthony Mackie and Jamie Dornan carry this film, continuing Benson’s penchant for BFFs facing the unusual together, echoing his own work with co-director Aaron Moorhead. Yet while Sync does explore time, space, and existence like Benson’s prior work? It’s its own thing, focusing this time on expanded consciousness through man made chemicals rather than entities. And it’s just as fascinating as what he’s done before.

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