Tag Archives: 31 in 31

31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Posted on October 22, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Denise

Story: Boyfriend and girlfriend move in together.  The ghost/demon that has been following the girlfriend all her life moves in too. Scares: Demons-a-poppin!  There’s plenty to be scared of, but in a creepy haunted-house way, not a silly slasher way. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Rockula

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Denise

Story: Vampire meets girl. Vampire loses girl ’cause she dies horribly. Repeat every 22 years. The unlife sucks ’til he can break his Groundhog Day streak of bad romantic luck. Scares: This is about as scary as Dracula: Dead and … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: American Scary

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Denise

Story: Do you remember Creature Feature on Channel 20 on Saturday nights?  Or perhaps you have your another favorite horror host from back in the day (or right this very minute): American Scary is a look at those hosts and … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Denise

Story: Did you know that Jason, Michael Meyers, Freddy Kreuger and all sortsa rampant killing machines actually exist?  Somebody should make a documentary about how one goes about becoming a serial killer!  Only one problem; you might get a bit … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Wolfen

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Denise

Story:  People are getting ripped apart in NYC. What’s going on? And what’s that strange howling?  Be careful upsetting the balance of things, kiddies. You never know what you may piss off. Scares:  It gives good creep, and they wisely … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: South Park Halloween Spook-tacular!

Posted on October 13, 2011 by Denise

Story: Seven of South Park‘s scaaaaariest episodes, including “Pink Eye”, “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery”, “Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes” and “Night of the Living Homeless” Scares: This is South Park.  If you really need to know the answer to … Continue reading →

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