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#31in31 – ABSTRACT’s “The Horrors of Becoming Lost”

Posted on October 31, 2025 by Denise

I’d like to say I’m posting this because I’m outrageously lazy, and don’t feel like reviewing anything on this High Holy Day of Halloween. And while that’s partly true? The fact is that this is an absolutely incredible series of … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Practical Magic”

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Denise

“I’ve got the best news! Sally just came out!” Story: Two sisters grow up in a perfect life, with loving aunts and literal magic. But when they get older, they realize the family curse is no joke. But what’s a … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Monkey”

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Denise

“WHO’S SMILING NOW, YOU INFERNAL SON OF A WHOOOOOORE???” [God I love Adam Scott.] Story: Twin boys, Bill and Hal, find out that their deadbeat dad has a closet full of “weird stuff” he picked up on his travels. Their … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Elixir”

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Denise

“Don’t worry about the reason behind all this, what’s important is a solution!” Story: When the head of Wani Waras herbal treatments tries their new elixir on himself, it works. He’s younger! But those side effects will kill you. You, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Slenderman”

Posted on October 27, 2025 by Denise

“You can’t just give him something you love…” Story: Four teenage girls who should know better, decide to play around with – and completely believe – the Creepypasta Slenderman story. So in this reality, he comes for them. Ooh, spoopy. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (2025)

Posted on October 26, 2025 by Denise

“Fuck the 4th of July.” Story: Ava comes home to Southport, NC, to celebrate her high school BFF Danica’s engagement. But when Our Gang decides to drive out to a dark road to catch the firework or whatever? Their inability … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Monster Island”

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Denise

“You will come to realize who your real enemies are.” Story: Saito is a traitor to his comrades in WWII Japan. So he’s put on a Hell Ship, to be executed as an example. Til they arrive though, he’s shackled … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Ravenous” (1999)

Posted on October 24, 2025 by Denise

“He’s tough. But then a good soldier ought to be.” Story: When Second Lieutenant John Boyd inadvertently becomes a hero during an act of cowardice, he’s shipped off to Fort Spencer, a place for Army screwups. But this ain’t the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Monster Man”

Posted on October 22, 2025 by Denise

“I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.” Story: Adam is heading to the wedding of his big crush, Betty-Ann. When his former friend Harley literally surprises him on the trip, things get dangerous. Who knew constantly … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – a look at my 2006 review of “Underworld: Evolution”!

Posted on October 21, 2025 by Denise

Sure, I’m tired and kinda lazy. But I’m seriously gobsmacked that I haven’t shared this one yet. Originally published at Green Man Review. Enjoy? Underworld: EvolutionEver since the first Underworld came out, there has been talk of a sequel. Director … Continue reading →

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