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#31in31 2016: Kill Theory

“It’s the choice business, where we get caught up.” Story: A man who spent years in a mental institution for killing his friends during a climbing excursion gets released. Meanwhile, group of college students are starting a weekend getaway in … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Short Horror!

Okay, so I’m totally cheating; this is a post that’ll send you to a BuzzFeed post.  But that BuzzFeed post is a collection of DAMN FINE horror shorts, and I had to share. And I don’t mind sending you to … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Poltergeist (1982)

“Mommy, there’s somebody here … Mommy, somebody’s coming.” Story: Lovely house, honey.  Ain’t the company I work for great, building these gorgeous subdivisions?  Oh, and I’m sure that graveyard we relocated in order to build these houses will have no … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Theater of Blood

“They’re not going to start killing people for writing bad notices, are they?” Story: A respected Shakespearean actor commits suicide after failing to receive a coveted award.  But then the critics that lambasted him begin dying in Shakespearean style.  Maybe … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Southbound

“We’re all on that same endless highway, the one with no name and no exits…” Story: A lonely stretch of dusty highway is the stage for four tales of guilt and punishment. Vengeance demons in the rearview are closer than … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Camp Death

“Realism? Fuck realism!” Story: A film crew tries to make a slasher film, but didn’t expect a real killer to crash the joint. Ooh – so scary! Scares: Zero. Lame concept, lame acting, lame blocking. Angles that leave the action … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The House That Dripped Blood

“It’s that house! There’s something about it!” Story: Four stories. One house. All built by Psycho’s Robert Bloch. Why don’t you come in? Scares: Lots of quality creep, and a few flat-out shivers. Splat factor: Very little. Kinda ironic, considering … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The Colony

“People will do horrible things to survive.” Story: After a global winter, the lucky ones live in underground “Colonies” where people are safe, and avoiding the flu is literally a way of life. But when one Colony sends an SOS … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: American Psycho

“I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.” Story: Entitled yuppie scum are bad. Sociopathic yuppie scum are worse. Just ask perfectionist 27 year old psycho, Patrick Bateman. Just don’t visit his place to do it; you may … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: Freakish (Hulu series)

“We all have secrets.” Story: The Breakfast Club are trapped in school after a chemical plant explosion causes a zombie mutation. I’m sure the kids that snuck back inside after the explosion are perfectly fine. Scares: Mostly jump scares, as … Continue reading

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