Tag Archives: Classics

#31in31 2016: Poltergeist (1982)

“Mommy, there’s somebody here … Mommy, somebody’s coming.” Story: Lovely house, honey.  Ain’t the company I work for great, building these gorgeous subdivisions?  Oh, and I’m sure that graveyard we relocated in order to build these houses will have no … Continue reading

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#31in31 2016: The House That Dripped Blood

“It’s that house! There’s something about it!” Story: Four stories. One house. All built by Psycho’s Robert Bloch. Why don’t you come in? Scares: Lots of quality creep, and a few flat-out shivers. Splat factor: Very little. Kinda ironic, considering … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Ghostbusters II

First off: ticked I’m doing II before the original?  If you haven’t seen the first one yet, go watch it right now.  Then come back and read this.  Otherwise?  I got no pity y’all. Story: More from the funky foursome … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Friday the 13th (1980)

Story: We are the CITs so pity us. The kids are brats, the food is hideous! We’re gonna smoke and drink and fool around! We’re…oh wait. No, not Camp North Star. Camp Crystal Lake. And these guys are dooooooomed. Scares: … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Mummy (1932)

Story: Being an archeologist is fun! Especially when you’re in Egypt and have found a cool new tomb! Look, a mummy! Gee, I wonder if he ever had a girlfriend? What’s this; a curse to anyone who opens this box … Continue reading

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31 in 31: Jaws

Story: “What’s your name?”  “Kristy!”  “Da-dum.” “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”  “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”  “Show me the way to go home…*thud*”  “Da-DUM.”  Seriously though; if you don’t know the general shark-meets-human-meat storyline by now, you’ve lived under … Continue reading

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31 in 31: The Fog (1980)

Story: “Get inside and lock your doors,  close your windows! There’s something in the fog!”  That’s not just the tagline for this movie, it’s the plot.  Seems over a hundred years ago, the six founding members of the town of … Continue reading

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