Tag Archives: DVD Reviews

31 in 31: Red State

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Denise

Story:  Three guys are so desperate for a little S-E-X that they travel to the boonies to get some from an internet hussy.  Except she’s a fundamentalist whackjob.  This is just the start of their up close look at the … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: House of Bones

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jaded ghost hunter guys hire themselves a psychic to check out a house everyone says is haunted.  Wanna guess what happens next? Scares: One big one, after you realize how much time you spent on this piece of dreck. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Halloween Resurrection

Posted on October 24, 2011 by Denise

Story: Michael Meyers killed his sister, stalked a babysitter named Laurie that is actually his other sister…etc.  After tracking down Laurie twenty years later, he’s still after her.  Oh, and meanwhile back at the Meyer’s house, there’s a reality TV … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dracula 2000

Posted on October 23, 2011 by Denise

Story: Hey, what if everyone on the planet was incredibly hot?  Oh yeah, and there’s a vampire that’s missing his long-lost love.  You know the drill. Scares:  Meh.  Maybe if this was an original story, but since everybody knows how … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Scary Movie 2

Posted on October 22, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember the movie Hell House?  The House on Haunted Hill?  Poltergeist?  Well, this movie spoofs ’em big time. Scares: Maybe, if you’re as stoned as Ray is in this  movie.  Everything is played for laughs. Splat factor: Nothing.  It’s … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Paranormal Activity 2

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Denise

Story: Remember Katie and Micah?  Well, Katie has a sister named Kristi.  Kristi’s family is experiencing the same kind of ghostly demon haunting that Katie and Micah were experiencing in the original.  Not a good sign for Kristi, her hubby, … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Wolfen

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Denise

Story:  People are getting ripped apart in NYC. What’s going on? And what’s that strange howling?  Be careful upsetting the balance of things, kiddies. You never know what you may piss off. Scares:  It gives good creep, and they wisely … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Awakening

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Denise

Story: A group of adults head out to a rave in the middle of the desert.  The same desert where an archeologist just found an artifact linked to some horrible, hideous demon.  What could go wrong? Scares: Only the most … Continue reading →

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