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#31in31 – “Killer Book Club”

“Who chose this garbage?” Story: Ángela and her friends are college students in Madrid, longing to be professional writers. But when creepy Professor Cruzado tries to SA Ángela, her friends decide to pull a prank on the creep. But when … Continue reading

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#31in31 – “The Pope’s Exorcist”

“You know, the God, he works in very mysterious ways.” Story: It’s 1987. Pope John Paul II is sitting in the big chair, And Father Gabriele Amorth is his #1 guy. And by that I mean his official exorcist. But … Continue reading

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“The Creator” – meaning in the midst of madness

“They’re not people, Maya. It’s just programming.” Story: Joshua and Maya are in love, and living their life on a remote desert island that seems perfect in every way. Yet, outside their perfect world, a fight for the future of … Continue reading

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“Cassandro” won my heart!

While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “I wanna … Continue reading

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“My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3” – sweet end-of-summer fun

“Vacation!!!” Story: The Portokalos family is struggling; patriarch Gus has passed, mother Maria seems to be suffering from dementia, and the cousins are busy with Real Life™. So Toula decides to head to Greece (with family in tow) and fulfill … Continue reading

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“Slotherhouse”

“We’re all gonna die slow, horrible deaths at the hands of an adorable killing machine!” Story: Emily is a sorority sister who has aspirations to becoming president of her chapter. But her social media stats aren’t great, so obviously that’s … Continue reading

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In Queue Review – “You are SO NOT Invited to My Bat Mitzvah”

“Stacy Friedman’s crush on Andy Goldfarb has ended. Time of death, 5:23 pm.” Genre: Coming Of Age Gurrrrl Power Comedies Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: upper-middle class tweens Stacy and Lydia are BFFs. They’re also prepping for … Continue reading

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“Strays” – dogs rule, this film drools

“… I want it to be over… I really just want to be home.”[film pulls thoughts out of my head and adds them to the film’s dialogue in real time] Story: Reggie is a Very Good Boi whose human owner … Continue reading

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“The Last Voyage of the Demeter” – an eerie, effective trip

“You would have made a wonderful Captain… Pity we won’t make it to London.” Story: It’s 1897, and the British ship Demeter gears up to sail for London from Romania. As the crew load up their cargo, people start to … Continue reading

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“Meg 2: The Trench”

“I had to save the dog!”[The dog is, in fact, saved. Again. You’re welcome. – eds.] Story: Remember that preggo megalodon from the first film? Me neither, but other than Jason Statham punching a shark, I remember very little else … Continue reading

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