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#31in31 – “Monster Island”

“You will come to realize who your real enemies are.” Story: Saito is a traitor to his comrades in WWII Japan. So he’s put on a Hell Ship, to be executed as an example. Til they arrive though, he’s shackled … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Ravenous” (1999)

“He’s tough. But then a good soldier ought to be.” Story: When Second Lieutenant John Boyd inadvertently becomes a hero during an act of cowardice, he’s shipped off to Fort Spencer, a place for Army screwups. But this ain’t the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Monster Man”

“I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.” Story: Adam is heading to the wedding of his big crush, Betty-Ann. When his former friend Harley literally surprises him on the trip, things get dangerous. Who knew constantly … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – a look at my 2006 review of “Underworld: Evolution”!

Sure, I’m tired and kinda lazy. But I’m seriously gobsmacked that I haven’t shared this one yet. Originally published at Green Man Review. Enjoy? Underworld: EvolutionEver since the first Underworld came out, there has been talk of a sequel. Director … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Werewolves”

“I really don’t like the name Moonscreen.” Story: A year ago, a supermoon brought more than social media chatter; over a billion people turned into vicious werewolves. Humanity had a year to prepare, and many feel safe. But will there … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Companion”

“Are you robo-shaming?” Story: Iris heads to a “rustic cabin” in the woods with her boyfriend Josh. Two other couples are already there, and a weekend of fun awaits. Or does it? When another woman’s partner sexually attacks Iris, Iris … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “The Dead Room”

“I don’t feel anything.” Story: Techie Liam, psychic Holly, and skeptic Scott, are sent to a house to investigate possible supernatural issues. What caused the family to run, leaving everything behind? Could it be…SATAN? Oh, you know the drill. Scares: A … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Rounding”

“Man. Something really bad must have happened to you.” Story: James Hayman, a compassionate young medical resident, transfers to a small town hospital from a much larger one after he became too obsessed with the wellbeing of his patient. Now … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Dangerous Animals”

“Aww. How romantic. It’s too bad I’m more of a horror fan.” Story: A couple decides to go on a shark cage expedition, but things take a bloody turn when their guide Tucker feeds one of them to the sharks. … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – I finally watched Ice Cube’s “War of the Worlds” because I hate myself

“Here we go.” Story: Will loves hanging out in his DHS computer bunker, to the detriment of his relationship with his kids. But when aliens come to earth with a nefarious agenda? Um, who cares? Let’s rock this computer security … Continue reading →

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