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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

TrailerWatch: “Avengers: Endgame” delivers a title, a poster, and the goods

“Is this thing on?” OH MAN I have all the feels with this trailer. Every single one of them. Fear, terror, happiness, joy, heartbreak, hope…Marvel did a damn good job with this one y’all. From Tony Stark in space to … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Mortal Engines”!

Ready to go post-apocalyptic? Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Mortal Engines! Synopsis! Hundreds of years after civilization was destroyed by a cataclysmic event, humankind has adapted and a new way of living has evolved. Gigantic moving … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch – “Captain Marvel” hits hard (in the very best way)

“I’m not gonna fight your war. I’m gonna end it.” Captain Marvel mohawk! Nick Fury, kitty fan! OMGOMGOMG this trailer is so amazingly extra I can’t. So watch. Captain Marvel hits theaters March 8th, 2019. Suit up y’all!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Bumblebee”!

Oh thank Optimus Prime that this series is getting a spiffy new feel. Because really, the last several (maybe every single one Bay made) were…well, Bay-tastic. Lots of boom, but very little else. Time for some fresh blood, and maybe … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”!

Here THEY come!  Yep, it’s Spider-Verse time y’all! I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse! Synopsis! Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, the creative minds behind The Lego Movie and 21 Jump Street, bring their unique talents to a … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Mary Queen of Scots”!

Ready to get your history on?  Because I’ve got passes for the B’more screening of Mary Queen of Scots!  Synopsis! MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS is a retelling of the turbulent life of Mary Stuart (Saoirse Ronan), based on the book … Continue reading →

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“Green Book” mini-review: A Touching, Powerful Tale

“Kentucky Fried Chicken! In Kentucky! When’s that ever gonna happen?” Genre I’d put it in: Quietly Moving Biopics Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the real lives of Dr. Donald Shirley and Tony “Lip” Vallelonga. Also based on real … Continue reading →

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TrailerWatch “Once Upon A Deadpool” brings…a family friendly Merc?

Well there kiddies. Santa Pool is coming, and he’s bringing a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2. I’m not exactly sure what I’m feeling, but I think I’ll go with hope. There’s new stuff filmed just for this version, much like … Continue reading →

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Prize Packs for “Robin Hood”! Want one? Yeah you do!

Y’all, I’m so stoked for Robin Hood. Yes, Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx are cool. But OMGOMGOMG kickass singer/comedian/Renaissance Man Tim Minchin will be Friar Tuck! I love him so, so much. His “White Wine in the Sun” is on … Continue reading →

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#SpoilerFree “Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald” – a sumptuous sophomore slump

“I hate Paris.” “I always wanted to go here!” Why am I starting with two quotes this go’round? Because like these discordant bits, I’m torn. There’s a part of me that absolutely loves what Grindelwald has done in terms of … Continue reading →

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