Author Archives: Denise

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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

“Maria by Callas” – a beautiful tribute

“I would like to be Maria, but there is the Callas I that have to live up to.” Called” La Callas” and “The Tigress”, opera singer Maria Callas was known for her powerful, beautiful voice. Complied from historical footage, filmed … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Outlaw King”!

Good morning everybody! I’ve got passes for The Outlaw King, a groovy new history-based movie coming to Netflix…but why not see it on the big screen? Bigger is better, especially when it comes to awesome historical battles! Synopsis! The untold, … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “The Stuff”

“No one is as dumb as I appear to be.” Story: An old guy finds some bubbling white goo on the ground. Naturally he eats some, and decides to market it. Soon, everyone wants The Stuff. No calories, tasty as … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Cutting Class”

“Boy’s locker room? Smells like something died in here!” Story: Brian spent five years in a mental hospital after being accused of killing his father. When he starts high school with the kids he used to know, everything goes smoothly … Continue reading

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#31in31: Lacta 5Star Chocolate ads

Chocolate. Deadly, apocalyptic chocolate. And caramel with cookies too. I don’t know who did these ads, but those folks are heroes. Delightfully sick…and yet it all looks so delicious. Check out my favorite one below, and get ready for Trick … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Copycat”

“Here kitty kitty kitty.” Story: A psychiatrist becomes agoraphobic after an attack. But when murders plague San Francisco, a police investigator asks for her help. Scares: Mostly thrills, but some serial killer chills. Splat factor: Mostly photos of kills, some … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza: “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms”

Ready for some holiday cheer? No, not our current holiday, I’m talking Christmas-y. Be on the cutting edge of the December festivities with a screening of Disney’s The Nutcracker and the Four Realms!  Synopsis! All Clara (Mackenzie Foy) wants is … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Girl vs. Monster”

“Don’t be a hater.” Story: Skylar Lewis is a soon-to-be sixteen year old whose parents have locked in her in the house for Halloween while they’re away. So why not cut the power and slip out to that party? Well, … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018 – Errementari: the blacksmith and the devil (El Herrero y el Diablo)

“And remember…you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” Story: The local blacksmith is known as a dangerous kook in the nearby village, and with good reason. But when a little girl enters his … Continue reading

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#31in31 2018: “Day of the Dead” (2008)

“Hey – what happened to fuckface?” Story: It’s the zombie apocalypse again y’all! And the military are doing just fine thank you very much. Oh who are we kidding? It’s a shit show everywhere. Except for the zombies. A few … Continue reading

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