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Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris”!

Ready for some retro fun and frolic? Synopsis! In 1950s London, a widowed cleaning lady falls madly in love with a couture Dior dress, deciding she must have one of her own. After working to raise the funds to pursue … Continue reading

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“Thor: Love and Thunder” – goats, dolphins, GOATSIES, and a whole lot of crazy fun

“What a classic Thor adventure! Hurrah!” Story: When we last left Thor, he had joined up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. And there he is, part of the team…but separate. Seems he’s still coming to terms with what’s happened … Continue reading

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“The Black Phone” – chilling, thrilling, and a damn good time

“Are those black balloons in there?” [OMG RUN KID] Story: It’s 1978 y’all! Pinball machines, stripe-y ski vests, and a serial killer? Yeah, that last one isn’t the best thing to happen to the Denver suburbs. (Not the worst either, … Continue reading

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Columbia Screening Pass-palooza – “Thor: Love and Thunder”!

That’s right baybeeeee – it’s time to meet THE GOATS! And also see Thor, Jane, Valkyrie, and Korg. But who doesn’t love goatsies? LOOK AT THEM. (I do not have a goat problem. But thank you for asking.) Synopsis! Marvel … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Minions: The Rise of Gru”!

Okay, you’ve gotta admit those yellow cuties are adorable. Synopsis! Long before he becomes the master of evil, Gru (Oscar® nominee Steve Carell) is just a 12-year-old boy in 1970s suburbia, plotting to take over the world from his basement. … Continue reading

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In A Nutshell – “Jurassic Park Dominion” is exactly the stupid-fun ride you think it is

“Do you wanna ask questions, or do you want a ride?” Story: Really? Okay. Dinosaurs. All over the world. The OG Park crew and the World-ies get together to gank prehistoric locusts. Trust me, go with it. Genre I’d put … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Black Phone”!

Ready to check out what some are calling “the scariest film this year”? Synopsis! Finney Shaw, a shy but clever 13-year-old boy, is abducted by a sadistic killer and trapped in a soundproof basement where screaming is of little use. … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch – Netflix breaks the Fourth Wall with their “Persuasion” reboot

Austen. An all star cast that includes Dakota Johnson, Henry Golding, and Richard E. Grant. Add in deliciously snarky original dialogue mixed with fourth wall breaks that feel both modern and completely in-sync with the source material, and I am … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Lightyear”!

If you didn’t score tix to Paul McCartney, I have tix for another star that’s out of this world! Synopsis! A sci-fi action adventure and the definitive origin story of Buzz Lightyear, the hero who inspired the toy, “Lightyear” follows … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Elvis”!

Got a hunkahunka burning need to see this biopic from crazy cool director Baz Luhrmann? ME TOO. Synopsis! The film explores the life and music of Elvis Presley (Austin Butler), seen through the prism of his complicated relationship with his … Continue reading

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