Author Archives: Denise

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About Denise

Professional nerd. Lover of licorice.

In A Nutshell – “Jurassic Park Dominion” is exactly the stupid-fun ride you think it is

“Do you wanna ask questions, or do you want a ride?” Story: Really? Okay. Dinosaurs. All over the world. The OG Park crew and the World-ies get together to gank prehistoric locusts. Trust me, go with it. Genre I’d put … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “The Black Phone”!

Ready to check out what some are calling “the scariest film this year”? Synopsis! Finney Shaw, a shy but clever 13-year-old boy, is abducted by a sadistic killer and trapped in a soundproof basement where screaming is of little use. … Continue reading

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TrailerWatch – Netflix breaks the Fourth Wall with their “Persuasion” reboot

Austen. An all star cast that includes Dakota Johnson, Henry Golding, and Richard E. Grant. Add in deliciously snarky original dialogue mixed with fourth wall breaks that feel both modern and completely in-sync with the source material, and I am … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Lightyear”!

If you didn’t score tix to Paul McCartney, I have tix for another star that’s out of this world! Synopsis! A sci-fi action adventure and the definitive origin story of Buzz Lightyear, the hero who inspired the toy, “Lightyear” follows … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Elvis”!

Got a hunkahunka burning need to see this biopic from crazy cool director Baz Luhrmann? ME TOO. Synopsis! The film explores the life and music of Elvis Presley (Austin Butler), seen through the prism of his complicated relationship with his … Continue reading

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“Fire Island” – everything you want & need from a modern-day rom-com

“I gave you unrestricted access to our room for TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES. What the fuck were you doing?” Story: BFFs Noah and Howie (Joel Kim Booster and Bowen Yang, playing fictionalized versions of their true selves) head to their yearly … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “The Sadness”!

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “To politicize a virus is a terrible mistake!” [#OhMy2020] Genre: Probably Beyond Your Boundaries Horror Year Released: 2022 Where … Continue reading

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza – “Jurassic World Dominion”!

Ready to see our modern world overrun by dinos? Me too, y’all. Synopsis! From Jurassic World architect and director Colin Trevorrow, Dominion takes place four years after Isla Nublar has been destroyed. Dinosaurs now live—and hunt—alongside humans all over the … Continue reading

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“Jazz Fest: A New Orleans Story” – a beautiful tribute to a legendary festival

“There’s nothing like playing the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. Nothing like it in the world.” Story: An up close and extremely personal look at the 50th anniversary of the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, aka Jazz Fest, … Continue reading

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Freaky Fridays – “See For Me”

Horror, Cult Movies, Exploitation Cinema, 70s Schlock, and more! Let’s start the weekend off by getting freaky! Or something like that… “Apps, download See For Me.” Genre: Not So Helpless Horror Year Released: 2022 (film fests 2021) Where I Watched: … Continue reading

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