Category Archives: 31 in 31

31 in 31: Night of the Demons (2009)

Posted on October 12, 2013 by Denise

Story: I’m broke – I know, I’ll throw a huge Halloween party! But my partner stole the take and I got fined by the po-po because I never got a permit. And now I just got bit by a skeleton … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Play Misty For Me

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Denise

Story: Lucille Bluth was a controlling psycho even in the 70s. Case in point? Here she calls herself Evelyn Draper and stalks a DJ until he sleeps with her. She gets crazier and crazier until he cuts her off. Think … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hotel Transylvania

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Denise

  Story: Dracula is a single dad whose years of keeping daughter Mavis away from “scary” humans are threatened when a backpacker stumbles upon his sanctuary. Scares: Only if you’re an adult. The idea of having as many kids as … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Mummy (1932)

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Denise

Story: Being an archeologist is fun! Especially when you’re in Egypt and have found a cool new tomb! Look, a mummy! Gee, I wonder if he ever had a girlfriend? What’s this; a curse to anyone who opens this box … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dead Snow

Posted on October 8, 2013 by Denise

Ein! Zwei! Die! – tag line Story: Nazi zombies! In the mountains! No cell phones, no way in or out without a long hike! Our group of 8 friends who came up for the weekend are probably gonna meet ’em … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Monster Brawl

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Denise

Story: ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to rumble! Two conferences – The Undead and Creatures, with a battle royal between the winning creature and undead. Who will come out on top? Scares: Absolutely none. These monsters are watered down … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: A Night at the Movies – The Horrors of Stephen King

Posted on October 6, 2013 by Denise

Sorry; today I spent all day and early evening at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. As you do. So let’s get started, shall we? Story: THE Man discusses horror; why things are scary, how things get to us, and how the … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Blade

Posted on October 5, 2013 by Denise

“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.” I can’t believe I haven’t pulled this into a 31 in 31 review yet! Well’p, here goes…. Story: Once upon a time, there was a pregnant woman who got bit by a … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: American Mary

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Denise

Story: A medical student who lives to become a surgeon finds herself really short on funds and deep in debt.  After trolling Craigslist for “no sex required” jobs — as you do — she stumbles upon a job that turns … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Creeping Flesh

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Denise

Story: Hey, I’m back from my science thing in New Guinea! I brought back a strange, huge skeleton! I’m sure it won’t kill anything. Hey, why is it growing skin where I put water on it? Oh well, I’m sure … Continue reading →

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