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31 in 31: The Bay

  Story:  Ahh, the Eastern Shore of Mur-land.  Home to crabbing, Natty Boh, boatin’ on the water hon, and isopods that have gotten a serious dose of steroids from the local chicken farm runoff (eew, poop.)  A newbie reporter is … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The American Scream

“You don’t see shit like this every day.” Story: Have friends across the pond that don’t get the American obsession with Halloween? Show em this documentary about three families in Fairhaven, Massachusetts, who really, REALLY love the holiday. Scares: It’s … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Lords of Salem

Story: Heidi has a perfect slack-tastic life. Nighttime DJ, cute dog, nice landlady. Then she gets a creepy record sent to her. Then creepy gets all over her life. Is hell breaking loose, or is she using again? Scares: More … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: V/H/S/2

Story: More found-footage hijinks from the folks that gave you the original creepfest! I do not think “watch these tapes” means what they think it means…. Scares: A’plenty. And the great thing? With anthology films, the stories have to be … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Story: The Peanuts gang is getting ready for Halloween. Everyone’s Trick or Treating (though with various levels of success). Everyone, that is, except for Linus, who is sure that the Great Pumpkin will visit his pumpkin patch, because it’s the … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Survival of the Dead

Story: Hey, this zombie outbreak sucks. Let’s bail on our robbing survivors blind National Guard protection detail and find ourselves an island and wait this crazy shit out! Speaking of crazy, what’s with these two families? They’re feuding like there’s … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dracula – The Blood is the Life

Story: Hey, it’s a party! Hosted by a guy nobody knows! Wait – here he is, and he’s got groovy Tesla-meets-Edison technology! Why is he staring at Mina like that? Oh well, I’m sure that’s nothing. Wonder if he wants … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Night of the Hunter

Story: Love on one hand. Hate on the other. A guy trying to find a hidden bank robbery stash. And the two little kids that don’t buy the guy’s holy roller BS. Scares: Several creepy moments. And the scariest canoe … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Devil’s Carnival

“I’m not in the business of murdering innocent children. That’s God’s jurisdiction.” – The Devil Story: Three people head to bloody ends, but then suddenly find themselves in a strange carnival where they’re forced to relive what they did wrong … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Attack of the Crab Monsters

Story: Fallout from nuclear bomb testing = too much radiation on a tiny island. Too much radiation on a tiny island = giant mutant crabs hungry for human brains! Scares: Only when you see the cheesy crab monster, complete with … Continue reading →

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