Category Archives: Movie Reviews

#31in31 2016: The Shallows

Posted on October 17, 2016 by Denise

“And here comes the tide.” Story: Med student Nancy heads to a beach her mother surfed as a way to memorialize mom. Unfortunately, Nancy finds a shark in the water…and no way to shore. Trapped on a low tide reef, … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Holidays

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Denise

“Mommy?  How does he get in the house?” Story:   8 holiday-themed tales of terror.  From Valentine’s Day to NYE, a whole lotta people are gonna get offed.  Pass the popcorn! Scares:  Some effective ones, some not so effective.  All depends … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Shin Godzilla

Posted on October 15, 2016 by Denise

“I repeat. There is no danger of the creature coming ashore.” Story: A huge aquatic creature clambers up from the deep, and onto Japanese soil. Red alert! Red alert! *SKREEONK* Scares: Of the mild, kaiju variety. Splat factor: Ditto. Mostly … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: #Horror

Posted on October 11, 2016 by Denise

“Fake is better.” Story: Crazy rich basic tween bitches – and one scholarship girl – get together for a slumber party. Of course catty sniping rules the evening…and so does a killer who seems to know what they’re posting on … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: House of Fears

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Denise

“My insurance doesn’t cover hormones.” Story: Zane gives his friends a tour of the HoF before it officially opens. But unbeknownst to him, his boss had an African statue delivered. That demon statue was opened, so all mediocre hell breaks … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: We Are What We Are

Posted on October 9, 2016 by Denise

“It’s what we do, Rose. We continue.” Story: Momma goes to town, but dies in a horrible accident. What will daddy and his three kids do? Well, Iris is the oldest. Guess she’ll take over. Better hurry; dinner’s in the … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Wishmaster 2

Posted on October 8, 2016 by Denise

“All right. I understand. You’ve had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here…” Story: Hey, robbing an art museum sounds like a great idea! Unless you inadvertently release an evil Djinn that … Continue reading →

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#31in31 – “Wishmaster”

Posted on October 7, 2016 by Denise

“I don’t need you dead…. I just need you to wish you were.” Story: Genies (aka Djinn) are awesome right? But not so fast – they’re not Barbara Eden. In fact, if you get a Djinn to give you three … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Re-Kill

Posted on October 6, 2016 by Denise

“Re-Kill ’em all!” Story: 5 years after a zombie outbreak that decimated the world was finally under control. Watching armed forces – Re-Kill division – protect, serve, and blow away zombies is now reality TV for the safely fenced in … Continue reading →

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#31in31 2016: Deathgasm

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Denise

“Wouldn’t it be crazy if the music had something to do with demons?” Story: Death Metal nerd moves in with his uncle’s family after his mom is committed. Needless to say he doesn’t fit in. That is until he finds … Continue reading →

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