Category Archives: Movie Reviews

31 in 31: Jason X

Posted on October 15, 2011 by Denise

Story: Jason gets cryogenically frozen because nobody can kill him (dismemberment wasn’t an option I guess?)  Centuries later, “scientists” find him.  He thaws out, and hilarity ensues.  Nothing’s gonna slow our boy down. Scares: Not a one, unless you’ve got … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Hatchet

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Denise

Story: Kane Hodder lives in the woods with his horribly disfigured son.  Son gets even more disfigured in a fire, goes crazy and kills Robert Englund and a bunch of stupid tourists, while Tony Todd stays safely in town. Scares: … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Undead or Alive

Posted on October 12, 2011 by Denise

Story: Geronimo was more than an amazing leader, he was a kick-ass supernatural powerhouse.  His “White Man’s Curse” causes a town to get all sortsa zombified.  How can two cowboys get out alive? Scares: This is labeled “A Zombedy”, so … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Tales of Terror

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Denise

Story:  Three of Edgar Allan Poe’s stories are featured in this horror anthology; “Morella”, “The Black Cat” and “The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar”. Scares: Mild by today’s standards, but effective. Splat factor: It’s old-school, so not much … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: The Fog (1980)

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Denise

Story: “Get inside and lock your doors,  close your windows! There’s something in the fog!”  That’s not just the tagline for this movie, it’s the plot.  Seems over a hundred years ago, the six founding members of the town of … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Burnt Offerings

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Denise

Story: The Curse of the Werewolf guy, the Zuni Fetish Doll gal & their son rent a rundown but huge house in the country for the summer.  Wanna know why it’s so cheap? Not the mold level, that’s for sure. … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Dog Soldiers

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Denise

Story:  As we all know, if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap.  But in this film, a bunch of Scottish army studs crap their pants when they start getting picked off one by one.  As well they should; their heavy artillery … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Cropsey

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Denise

Story: You’ve heard the Urban Legend; a crazy killer that prowls the woods will get’cha if you don’t watch out.  So stay away from that old building deep in the woods, or better yet just don’t go near the woods, … Continue reading →

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31 in 31: Bride of Frankenstein

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Denise

31 horror movies. One for each day in October. How hard can it be…. Story:  Man creates monster.  Monster is, well, a monster, so friends are hard to come by.  So, man is forced to make a mate, or he’ll … Continue reading →

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From Atomic Popcorn: Movie Review — What’s Your Number?

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Denise

Ally Darling is a slut.  At least that’s what all the women’s magazines tell her, and everyone knows those magazines are nothing but truth in pulp paper form.  So Ally goes on a mission to track down her ex-bf’s, in … Continue reading →

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