“The Mummy” – action, monsters, and Tom Cruise

Nutshell: More a “Tom Cruise Action Movie With Monsters In It” than a monster movie starring Tom Cruise.  The first act is a rock ’em sock ’em action extravaganza that leads into a very interesting peek at Universal’s “Dark Universe”.  But the second act and climax relies too heavily on clichés that were worn out when Karloff donned the bandages. Grade: B-

“No, you’re not dead.  But you’re going to wish you were.”

Story: While scouting for things to hawk on the black market, Advance Ops officers Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) and Chris Vail (Jake Johnson) literally stumble onto the long-buried sarcophagus of Princess Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella).  But before Nick and Chris can say “is that gold?”, archaeologist Jenny Halsey (Annabelle Wallis) takes over…but as they transport the goods to London, the plane crashes, dumping cargo and killing almost everyone on board.  As Nick and Jenny try to find the sarcophagus and its contents, they soon realize there’s much more than bandages and dust hidden within.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “47 Meters Down”!

Ready for the beach?  Got all that Jaws, Sharknado, Deep Blue Sea and The Shallows outta ya?  Well get ready to spend even more time out of the water, because I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of 47 Meters Down.  Synopsis!

On the rebound after a devastating break-up, Lisa (Mandy Moore) is ready for adventure while on vacation in Mexico. Even still, she needs a little extra persuasion when her daring sister Kate (Claire Holt) suggests they go shark diving with some locals. Once underwater in a protective cage, Lisa and Kate catch a once in a lifetime, face-to-face look at majestic Great Whites. But when their worst fears are realized and the cage breaks away from their boat, they find themselves plummeting to the bottom of the seabed, too deep to radio for help without making themselves vulnerable to the savage sharks, their oxygen supplies rapidly dwindling. 47 METERS DOWN is a terrifying tale of survival set in the domain of the ocean’s fiercest creatures.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Book of Henry”!

Ready for a really cool family friendly thriller?  Well then, get psyched – I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of The Book of Henry!  Synopsis!

Single mother Susan Carpenter works as a waitress alongside her feisty family friend Sheila. Taking care of everyone and everything in his own way is Susan’s older son Henry. Protective of his brother and a tireless supporter of his often self-doubting mother, Henry blazes through the days like a comet. When Susan discovers that the family next door harbors a dark secret, she’s surprised to learn that Henry has devised a plan to help the young daughter.

Ready? Let’s go!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Cars 3”!

Vroom vroom!  I’ve got passes for the Baltimore area screening of Cars 3, and I’m ready to drop ’em at the starting line.  Synopsis!

Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician, Cruz Ramirez (voice of Cristela Alonzo), with her own plan to win, plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet and a few unexpected turns. Proving that #95 isn’t through yet will test the heart of a champion on Piston Cup Racing’s biggest stage!

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!

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Con News: “Baby Driver” to screen at Awesome Con!

WHOA NELLY Y’ALL. Ready for some news that can only be described as…Awesome? Well, get ready, because director Edgar Wright will be coming to Awesome Con, and he’ll be bringing his newest film, Baby Driver, with him!

I absolutely love Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, so I can’t wait to see what he does with the heist film.  Plus, how can anyone not get psyched about a film with John Hamm, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Jon Bernthal, and Ansel Elgort?  Can’t wait to see how they play together.  Heck, the trailer already looks way groovy…dig that crazy-cool stunt driving!

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“Wonder Woman”: the DCEU finally delivers a Wonder-ful superhero movie

Nutshell: Director Patty Jenkins takes the DCEU reins from Zack Snyder, delivering a mighty blow for female superheroes, and single-handedly bringing the franchise back from the brink of death. As Diana Prince, Gal Gadot is a revelation as the fresh-faced badass. Your move, Justice League. Grade: A

“There’s nothing you can do about it…. Keep moving.”

Story: A sweet young girl unknowing of the ways of the world decides to journey far from her idyllic life in order to save the world.  Oh, did I mention the sweet young girl is an Amazon princess? No?  Well, she is.  Smackdowns ensue.

Genre I’d put it in: Amazons Doing It For Themselves

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Based on the DC Comics heroine.  Part of the current DC Extended Universe of films (DCEU).

Gotta say: For some reason I was very apprehensive about this film.  Okay, there are definite reasons.  The muddled mess DC seems to make of their DCEU (though I have to admit I enjoy the director’s cut of BvS).  That hideously sexist TV pilot that never got off the ground.  That terrible TV movie that was supposed to be for a TV show that never got off the ground. That horrific new TV pilot that never got off the ground. And, of course, my childhood love of Lynda Carter, fighting for our rights, and the ol’ Red White and Bloooooo-hoooo.

But the team of Jenkins and Gadot have made me a believer.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “My Cousin Rachel”!

Ready to get your indie jones on?  Because I’ve got passes for the Baltimore screening of My Cousin Rachel, based on the book by British author Daphne du Maurier. Synopsis!

A dark and layered romance, MY COUSIN RACHEL tells the story of a young Englishman who plots revenge against his mysterious and beautiful cousin, believing that she murdered his guardian.  His feelings become complicated as he finds himself falling helplessly and obsessively in love with her.

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Mummy”!

I’ve been stoked for the start of the Universal Monsters Universe ever since I first heard about it.  So I’m just as stoked to share passes for the Baltimore screening of The Mummy, Universal’s first film in what I hope will be a long, awesome, series of glorious monster madness.  Synopsis!

Thought safely entombed in a tomb deep beneath the unforgiving desert, an ancient princess whose destiny was unjustly taken from her is awakened in our current day, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia and terrors that defy human comprehension.
From the sweeping sands of the Middle East through hidden labyrinths under modern-day London, The Mummy brings a surprising intensity and balance of wonder and thrills in an imaginative new take that ushers in a new world of gods and monsters.

So, ready for monster mayhem?  ME TOO.  Let’s do this!
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie”

Ready to get your spandex on, peoples?  Because I’ve got passes for Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie!  And yeah, it should be good, since epic is in the title, right?  (Seriously, the trailer looks like a lot of goofy family fun…) Synopsis!

Based on the worldwide sensation and bestselling book series, and boasting an A-list cast of comedy superstars headed by Kevin Hart and Ed Helms, DreamWorks Animation brings audiences the long-awaited global movie event, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie. This raucously subversive comedy for the entire family tells the story of two overly imaginative pranksters named George and Harold, who hypnotize their principal into thinking he’s a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.

Kevin Hart.  Ed Helms. C’mon y’all.  Ready to get your Big Panties on?  Let’s go!

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TrailerWatch: the newest “Spider-Man: Homecoming” trailer brings gadgets and gags

“You’ve gotta get better at this part of the job.”

I often battle with myself over trailers.  I want to watch them, but I don’t want to get all spoiled and stuff.  But with Marvel, I can’t help myself.  And this new trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming is pretty freakin’ sweet. Synopsis!

A young Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tom Holland), who made his sensational debut in Captain America: Civil War, begins to navigate his newfound identity as the web-slinging super hero in Spider-Man: Homecoming. Thrilled by his experience with the Avengers, Peter returns home, where he lives with his Aunt May (Marisa Tomei), under the watchful eye of his new mentor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.). Peter tries to fall back into his normal daily routine – distracted by thoughts of proving himself to be more than just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man – but when the Vulture (Michael Keaton) emerges as a new villain, everything that Peter holds most important will be threatened.

Does Petey have a Jarvis-like A.I.?  AWWW YEAH.  This should be fun – and that’s not even me getting stoked about the Abbott & Costello vibe I’m getting from Tony Stark and Peter Parker…heck, even the new poster is straight-up Iron Man. Everybody’s favorite web-slinger hit theaters July 7th, 2017.

 

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