Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Girl on the Train”

the-girl-on-the-train-posterBestselling novel, amazing cast (Emily Blunt, Rebecca Ferguson, Luke Evans), and an award winning director. (Of course The Help was fantastic.  But Tate Taylor’s Pretty Ugly People is also one to watch.)  The Girl on the Train looks like it’s got all its ducks in a row.  Do you want to be in a row (or aisle) seat for this screening?  Rhetorical question; of course you do!  But first?  Synopsis!

Emily Blunt, Rebecca Ferguson, Haley Bennett, Justin Theroux, Luke Evans, Allison Janney, Edgar Ramirez, Lisa Kudrow and Laura Prepon star in DreamWorks Pictures’ The Girl on the Train, from director Tate Taylor (The Help, Get on Up) and producer Marc Platt (Bridge of Spies, Into the Woods).

In the thriller, Rachel (Blunt), who is devastated by her recent divorce, spends her daily commute fantasizing about the seemingly perfect couple who live in a house that her train passes every day, until one morning she sees something shocking happen there and becomes entangled in the mystery that unfolds.

Based on Paula Hawkins’ bestselling novel, The Girl on the Train is adapted for the screen by Erin Cressida Wilson and Taylor.

So, ready to take a ride?  Right this way…

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “The Magnificent Seven” (2016)

magnificent seven 2016 onesheetYEEHAW y’all!  Time to saddle up and head out West.  Y’know, figuratively.  Because I have passes for the Baltimore area screening of The Magnificent Seven!  Director Antoine Fuqua makes incredibly watchable films – The Equalizer, Southpaw, and of course, Training Day – so the double-tap of Fuqua and this story’s pedigree?  BOOM.  Synopsis!

Director Antoine Fuqua brings his modern vision to a classic story in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures’ and Columbia Pictures’ The Magnificent Seven.  With the town of Rose Creek under the deadly control of industrialist Bartholomew Bogue (Peter Sarsgaard), the desperate townspeople employ protection from seven outlaws, bounty hunters, gamblers and hired guns – Sam Chisolm (Denzel Washington), Josh Farraday (Chris Pratt), Goodnight Robicheaux (Ethan Hawke), Jack Horne (Vincent D’Onofrio), Billy Rocks (Byung-Hun Lee), Vasquez (Manuel Garcia-Rulfo), and Red Harvest (Martin Sensmeier).  As they prepare the town for the violent showdown that they know is coming, these seven mercenaries find themselves fighting for more than money.

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7 Pieces of: “Bridget Jones’s Baby”

bridget joness baby onesheet The MOVIE, people. Not a real baby.

Nutshell: If you love Bridget, you’ll love this newest chapter in her life.  Bridget Jones’s Baby brings the characters into their next decade gracefully, while keeping that off-kilter situational humor that made the first two films so much fun. Goofy rom-coms may not be everybody’s cup of tea (pity), but for those that love a quirky love story? Dive in. Grade: A

“How in the hell did I end up here again.”

Story: Girl meets reindeer-jumper-clad boy.  Girl gets boy. Girl breaks up with boy.  Girl meets another boy…and then re-connects with original boy.  Girl gets pregnant. Who’s the boy?

Genre I’d put it in: Girls Night Out

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Original: Part 3 of the Bridget Jones series, based on the series of books by Helen Fielding (but thankfully not based on the third novel, Crazy about the Boy.)  Probably the last of this series, but who’s to say?

Gotta say: Okay my ladies, and my gays.  Let’s just realize it’s probably just us for this review, right?  And honestly, if you’re reading this far in, you’ve already decided to see this film, probably already bought your tickets.  You’re just trying to decide exactly how excited you should be.

Very.

Zellweger is just as bubbly and wonderful as Bridget as she was at the start of the series.  She’s thinner in this film – putting weight on and off is a pain, and for this dip into the pool it’s wholly unnecessary – but still every inch the lovable misfit.  Firth as THE Mark Darcy is still wonderful, with that wistful yearning for Bridget still intact.  Helen Fielding, Dan Mazer (Da Ali G Show) and Emma Thompson (Wit) all did screenwriting duty, and their blend of styles mesh perfectly.  Bridget Jones’s Baby manages to delight, get cheeky, and go a bit blue…sometimes all in the same scene.  Bringing back Bridget Jones’s Diary director Sharon Maguire helps Baby feel like a natural extension of the original story.

What really surprised me was how well Patrick Dempsey fit into this world.  Yes, he is McDreamy, so he’s got the whole romantic lead thing down.  But with this story’s ensemble cast of romance, he manages to stand out without taking over the joint. (Like anyone could ever top Firth.  The only possible contest could be Firth and Elba.  Man, I’d watch the hell outta that film.)

It’s also lovely to see the old gang together again; Sally Phillips as Shazzer, Shirley Henderson as Jude, and Julian Rhind-Tutt as Fergus.  Bridget’s friends have grown up (kinda), and they’ve all carved out a particular part of adult life for themselves.  Yet they’re all still a team.  And that’s wonderful to see.  So are Jim Broadbent and Gemma Jones, reprising their roles as Bridget’s parents.

The “how’d this happen” part of the film is just crazy enough to be believable; from Bridget’s decision to head to a weekend-long music fest (mud, yurts and all) to running into Darcy out of the blue (talk about a re-Meet Cute), it’s all so much romantic fun.  And let’s not forget Emma Thompson as the OB-GYN who thought she’d seen it all.  Brittish reserve and cheeky sarcasm?  Check, and check.

So go on and buy that popcorn, and grab some licorice while you’re at it.  It’s gonna be a party.  You might as well have refreshments on hand.

#Protip: Of course Colin Firth played Mr. Darcy in 1995’s Pride and Prejudice, so he was a lock for this film’s Mr. Darcy.  But Firth is fine being Darcy’s “conduit on earth”.  Thank goodness!

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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza: “Storks”!

storks-onesheetThere have been a few animated movies coming our way lately.  So why not take in one more?  Animation is fun.  Today I’ve got screening passes for the newest bouncing baby animated film…Storks!  And yeah, it’s about just what you think it’s about.  Synopsis!

Storks deliver babies…or at least they used to. Now they deliver packages for a global internet retail giant.  Junior (Andy Samberg), the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable, and wholly unauthorized, baby girl. Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble before the boss gets wise, Junior and his friend Tulip, the only human on Stork Mountain, race to make their first-ever baby drop – in a wild and revealing journey that could make more than one family whole and restore the storks’ true mission in the world.

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Con News: Small Press Expo Library Gift Program of 2016 goes to Richmond!

SPX 2016 banner 2I love Richmond.  I love comics.  And Small Press Expo has bundled ’em up into a happy little nice time.  Small Press Expo has always had charity in mind, but their Graphic Novel Gift Program is larger in scope, and it’s awesome.  To quote from their distro:

This program, the first of its kind in the United States, is an outright gift of graphic novels to the library as selected by the library’s collections specialists, who selected 65 titles comprising 298 individual books.

They’ve been doing this since 2011, which is pretty cool. Read on for the full details.  And congratulations to Richmond Public Libraries!

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TrailerWatch: “Fifty Shades Darker” teases surrender and secrets

fifty-shades-darker-onesheetWell, it’s here. The first official trailer for Fifty Shades Darker. Yesterday teased the trailer, and now this trailer teases secrets and intrigue that go beyond his Red Room.

This sequel feels like a shift in storytelling, from tentative (but highly sexual) romance to a mystery thriller.  As Christian’s secrets come to light, it seems Anastasia is in for even more than she’d bargained for.  Check out the last few scenes of the trailer, for a peek at Christian’s “Mrs. Robinson” – Kim Basinger as Elena Lincoln – the older woman who introduced him to BDSM when he was a teenager.  I’m sure Elena and Anastasia will get on swimmingly.  Sike!

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TrailerWatch: “Fifty Shades Darker” teaser trailer hints at darker things

fifty-shades-darker-onesheetA trailer…for a trailer?  When it’s the follow-up to the hugely popular (and hugely hate-watched) Fifty Shades of Grey?  Why not?  Much like the first teaser poster for Grey, Darker has a pretty cool looking teaser poster.  But I’m sure it’ll be just as divisive as the first film, and the book series before it.  What’s it all about, Christian?  Synopsis!

When a wounded Christian Grey tries to entice a cautious Ana Steele back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian’s past start to circle the couple, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.

‘Til fans can feast their eyes on the full-length trailer tomorrow, this sneak will have to do. Fifty Shades Darker brings the blindfolds to the multiplex February 2, 2017.

[NOTE: for some reason, the official teaser trailer doesn’t have the sound track.  So listen in blissful silence!]

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7 pieces of “Sully”: a quietly heroic biopic

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Nutshell: A lovely story about a true hero of our time. Almost anyone else could have turned this slice-of-heroic-life tale into a maudlin Lifetime Movie-of-the-Week, but Eastwood – along with a stellar cast that includes Tom Hanks as Sully and Laura Linney as his wife – manages to turn a tale we already know into an immensely watchable, moving film.  Grade: A

“This is the Captain.  Brace for impact.”

Story: Everyone who was alive and cognizant of social media back in ’09 knows about the Miracle On The Hudson, when Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger landed a US Airways Airbus A320-214 onto the Hudson River.  Onto, not into; Sully managed to land his plane in such a way that not a single soul on board died.  A few bumps, bruises, a serious laceration, and a lot of hypothermia.  But all-in-all, for landing in water, which was typically thought to be a death sentence for all concerned?  A literal miracle.

Genre I’d put it in: Low-key feel good hero-pic.

Remake, Sequel, Based-On, or Orignal: Based on Sullenberger’s October 2009 memoir, Highest Duty: My Search for What Really Matters.

Gotta say: Is it any wonder Hollywood jumped at the chance to tell Sully’s story?  Luckily, it was award-winning director Clint Eastwood who brought it to the multiplex.  Eastwood gathered together an excellent cinematographer (Tom Stern; The Hunger Games, American Sniper) and production designer (James J. Murakami; Deadwood, J. Edgar)

And he got a stable full of award winners to step in front of the camera too.  While I never got past the That’s Tom Hanks feeling, he did an admirable job portraying the steadfastness and terror of a man who was called on to do the unimaginable, and did.  Aaron Eckhart, as second-in-command Captain Jeff Skiles, rocks a killer ‘stache, and is able to keep a man who was happy to fade into the background from doing so in this film.  Of course, Laura Linney is always amazing, and while her “wifey at home” role is rather thankless, Linney, along with screenwriter Todd Komarnicki (Resistance) add layers that breathe live into her character.

My only problem with this film?  The stars and director are so incredibly good at their jobs of bringing this nuanced but gentle story to life, that voters may pass them – and this film – over come awards season.  Eastwood, Hanks, Linney, Eckhart and the rest of the cast and make filming this story and portraying these characters look effortless.  In fact, that feeling that this is just a slice of heroic life is what makes Sully so compelling.  These are everyday folks (okay, as far as airline pilots are everyday folks) that survived and coped with something everyone fears, but not everyone survives.  That Sully kept the humanity in the heroic is the true miracle in this film.

#Protip: The  post-credits real life footage of Sully, his wife, and the 155 survivors of Flight 1549 was filmed at the Carolinas Aviation Museum in Charlotte, NC, where the restored plane is on display.

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Wayback Review: “J. Edgar”

[First published at Geek for e on November 11, 2011.  And while it was posted by another writer, that’s my baby.  Unless Matt’s past as a “gal brought up just outside the Beltway” is catching up with him.  Ah – if you don’t tell anyone, neither will I.]

A brash young upstart rising up the Government ladder thanks to a little bit of skill and a whole lot of being at the right place at the right time.  Someone who liked to throw on a pretty frock every now and then, and lived with a dashing young man amid much speculation.  A touch insecure, lived with Mommy for way too long, but managed to hide most personal foibles under a thick cloud of Type A….  Oh, enough about me in my twenties, let’s get on with the review.  Clint Eastwood’s look at J. Edgar Hoover is one that skims the span of his life and shows not a cross-dressing laughingstock or a larger than life hero, but a man, the good, bad and sometimes downright ugly.  It’s not the most organized movie ever made, but it’s an interesting look at a powerful man, and his efforts to create one of the most powerful Bureaus in the United States. Continue reading

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TrailerWatch: “Underworld: Blood Wars” unleashes the beast

underworld-blood-wars-teaserIt’s time, people.  The last Resident Evil film is headed our way, and now the final story in the Underworld series has released its first trailer.  Synopsis!

The next installment in the blockbuster franchise, UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS follows Vampire death dealer, Selene (Kate Beckinsale) as she fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her.  With her only allies, David (Theo James) and his father Thomas (Charles Dance), she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I can’t wait to see Kate Beckinsale toss on the ol’ leather coat.  (Does anyone make leather ripple like Selene? No.  No they don’t.) Plus? Charles “Lannister (aka Brother Numsie)” Dance!  Theo “Divergent” James! And with Cory Goodman (The Last Witch Hunter) heading the screenwriting duties, you know it’ll definitely be an action packed horror joint.  But director Anna Foerster of Outlander should keep things grounded, and focused on the characters.  She said hopefully.  I really want this series to go out with a wham-bam.  From what I’ve seen from this trailer, it seems busy, a bit confusing…but crazy fun.

Underworld: Blood Wars howls into theaters January 6th, 2017.  Better dress warmly. But don’t wear fur.  Especially around werewolves…

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